The Humor List Postings for January 1998

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of January Topics of the day:
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1. Joke Rated: Oh, Give me a Clone (Incest)
2. Marital Bliss
3. Cinderella (adult)
4. Australian training techniques (risque)
5. Fw: Amusing supposed to be true psychic story
6. Women And Driving? <adult>

1. The bank (adult sexual content)
2. Men at Work <adult humor>
3. The Sound of Natural Music <no off.>
4. Santas Nuts! (clean)
5. The price of technology <not off.>
6. [Fwd: Cinderella (adult)]
7. Kiddy lighbug joke
8. things that make ya think

1. Modern Times <adult>
2. Female Logic <adult humor>
3. Joke Clean: Surf Fishing
4. Daves Lines of the Week (innuendo)
5. Spice Girl Job Application <sexual content> Offensive to Spice Girls and their fans
6. Humor - Bloodhound Picks A Ringer
7. Ole Brickbats
8. You know your countrys leader is a dictator

1. Joke Clean: Mill Town
2. Night train to Frankfurt
3. Not the brightest <adult humor>
4. Humor - Bumbling Crooks (1st of 3 )
5. traveling salesmen (a tad offensive to the religious on the list)
6. Cameron Column #59 (clean)
7. More ole brickbats
8. Rejected Dr.Seuss Books <sexual content, offensive language>
9. The World really is a Strange Place
10. Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies

1. Corporal Punishment <adult>
2. Joke Clean: The Sick Chicken
3. Love Potion <teenage sex>
4. Tips for Cultists 1 of 4 <adult and off. to religious people>
5. Moore Quickies <adult humor>
6. Ill do anything you want <adult sexual connotations>
7. Butt Out! <not offensive>
8. IN NEED OF A DRINK <inoff>
9. Vents: Ironic observation, self-disclosures, and silly question
10. Good bye letter
11. Crying Husband
12. An American In China <clean>

1. Humor Clean: Procrastinators Creed
2. Jan 6: The 12th Day of Christmas
3. Tips for Cultists 2 of 4 <adult and off. to religious people>
4. Chinese & Jew (not off)
5. 10 silly questions and ironic observations
6. Get your goat. Barnyard/bestiality humor
7. The Powerbook that Leaked
8. Stupid People (off. to Stupids)

1. Joke Clean:Road Building on =?iso-8859-1?Q?Carter=92s?= Planet.
2. Common Sense <adult humor>
3. Tips for Cultists 3 of 4 <adult and off. to religious people>
4. Watch out for that tree!
5. Nostradamus strikes again
6. Nostradamus Striking again --a third vicitim?
7. A Royal Stench!
8. Union Brother (innuendo) et al (warnings within)
9. Jewish Humor (Offensive to Liars only)
10. Things I have Learned:
11. Humor - Bumbling Crooks (2nd of 3 )
12. Say What (Profanity)
13. Really Stupid, True Stories, from grafiti-wv.com
14. Quips & Quotes
15. Joke Clean: The Museum Curator

1. Black eyes <sexist>
2. Parental Joys <adult humor>
3. Tips for Cultists 4 of 4 <adult and off. to religious people>
4. science & economics <very mildly suggestive>
5. Cute kid question
6. Stupid Criminal Tricks
7. <No subject given>
8. Quotes (off. to ?)
9. The centipede
10. Humor - Bumbling Crooks (3rd of 3 )
11. Lil Johnny (clean), Suicide (off. to Christians?)
12. Hitler and the Cowboys (poss. off. to Jewish)
13. Rudolph the Great
14. sex jokes (R)
15. Quips & Quotes
16. Humor Clean: Short Tall Tales
17. Hairy Flight
18. Sonny Bono <Offensive and in bad taste>

1. Beauty and Brains <adult humor>
2. Definition <clean>
3. 1 - tough guys; 2 - newlyweds; 3 - boy & hookers <all very mildly risque>
4. This week in science...
5. Humor - Crazy Law Suits (1st of 2)
6. Great Moments in Writing
7. The Toddler Diet (clean)
8. last rites?
9. Joke-Clean: Tornado hits a Luckys store
10. sonny bono song <tasteless>
11. Sonny Bono (Offensive and in bad taste)

1. Household Finances
2. SOO-EE; ILLICT; FEEDING THE CAT <all inoff though second joke involves adult sit
3. Humor - Crazy Law Suits (2nd of 2)
4. Joke Clean: Alien Hearts
5. Humor in a short form: observations & questions
6. 100 reasons why its great to be a guy
7. I havnt had it in so long
8. Stock Market...(off. to many investors)

1. Changing Times
2. incase you were wondering....
3. Humor - Newspaper Bloopers (1st of 4)
4. Joke Rated: Plumbing (Objectionable language)
5. Math vs. Gin
6. Assasin recruitment <clean>
7. At The University <adult>

1. Joke Clean:The Throughbreds
2. Things You Wish Youd Hear
3. Classified ads <clean>
4. Brickbats: Soft-shelled humor with bad motives
5. Thus spake the Oracle...
6. Experiment (possibly off. to freeloaders)
7. Humor - Newspaper Bloopers (2nd of 4)
8. I messed up. Incase you were wondering update. Please read.
9. Sad News
10. Quips & Quotes
11. Top5 - 1/13/98 - Pet Peeves of James Bond
12. Pearly Gates Again <adult>

1. One-liner (poor taste)
2. Humor Clean: The Keyboard Restaurant Menu
3. Sense and NonSense <adult humor>
4. Bad Prose <clean>
5. Humor - Newspaper Bloopers (3rd of 4)
6. "I hit you, Tree" <offensive & a bit tasteless>
7. paternity <inoff>
8. HUMOR: bumpersticker <crude>
9. Another roads of Zambia joke
10. Humor:offensive to Cowboy fans...
11. "I Hit You, Tree" <Kennedy, Bono death related, bad taste>
12. Top 15 rejected new slogans for NIKE
13. Body Adornment....
14. Crowd Control

1. These Days <some adult humor>
2. Joke Clean: The Marine Base
3. TimeTraveller v1.2 Press release (off. to nobody important, only Microsoft fans)
4. Bad Prose, part 2 <clean>
5. Riddle
6. Stranded <inoff>
7. If Women Ruled the World <sorry, guys, some male-bashing>
8. Semi-glossy observations
9. Kids Saying the Darnedest Things
10. Humor - Newspaper Bloopers (4th of 4)
11. Modern Technology <adult>
12. Humor Clean: Fetal Movements (True)
13. Helpful Life Hints
14. Research <adult>

1. The Male Wit <adult humor>
2. Bad Prose 3 of 3 <clean>
3. Why Engineers do not cook...<off. to Engineers>
4. The Interview <inoff>
5. Humor: Offensive to women, 1 of 2
6. Weird American Sex Laws (1 of 2)
7. More scary than humorous
8. Half-clever observations and questions
9. Were Trying to get them to Put $100,000 for a Degree, and now THIS!
10. Happy Butt
11. On Love <clean>

1. How Men Think <some adult humor>
2. Three clean quickies
3. Bears divorce <inoff>
4. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Two_quick_lesbian_jokes_=3Crisqu=E9=3E?=
5. Musings...
6. Snow White Remake <innuendo, offensive to the chronically PC>
7. Witty little remarks
8. Humor - Stupid Criminal Story
9. Weird American Sex Laws (Part 2 of 2)
10. Humor: Country Wisdom
11. Joke Clean:Big Cats
12. A Dog thats NOT a Dog

1. Limericks <some adult humor>
2. misc quips
3. Humor - Toilet Seat Complaint
4. Things you never want to hear during surgery <offensive to the AMA>
5. Cameron Column (clean)
6. Totally NEW!!! Bumper Stickers
7. Mistaken Identity

1. Joke Clean: Festivities on Mount Olympus
2. Rural Living
3. Education (Adult)
4. The Battle of the Sexes
5. Spice Girls (Offensive to spice girls and their fans)
6. I cant get no satisfaction (sexist)
7. The Jerks (ny Patrick Hanifin, clean)
8. Three quick jokes <offensive to good comics everywhere and maybe most everybody else>
9. Joke Clean: Night Fishing
10. Top5 - 1/19/98 - The Unabomber and the Shrink (fwd)
11. On Marriage <clean>

1. <HUMOR> Satan at church
2. In The News - Humorous News Quips
3. Hmmmmmmmm
4. Bad prose CV <clean-ish>
5. Humor From the Pulpit
6. Its A Wacky World!
7. The Lazy Husband (sexual)
8. <No subject given>
9. Joke Clean: Animal Husbandry
10. Business Nuts
11. On Husbands & Wives <clean>
12. Venting: Anger as humor
13. fish Q&A (poss. off. language)

1. Joke Clean: The Pandacerus
2. Mrs JimJr Rides Again
3. HUMOR: Van Goghs Relatives,groaners
4. 1st Grade Proverbs (not off.)
5. <humor> Two Brief Stories
6. correction to "Two Brief Stories"
7. Funny Signs
8. Rolling Stones and Scots <sexual, offensive to Scots>
9. Clinton (off to Clinton fans)
10. Humor - Finger Flipping Frog (Naughty)
11. Joke Clean: A Musical Pair
12. On Women And The Battle..<clean>
13. Giving to the Poor (Poss. Off. To Medical profession)

1. Mans world? <language and Xtremely off. to women!!!!!>
2. Cabbies
3. HumorClean: Puns
4. Top5 - 1/21/98 - Signs Youve Got Super Bowl Fever
5. The Visit <clean>
6. HUMOR: 100 Reasons Why It Is Great To Be A Guy:part 2
7. Stan Kegel isnt the only one who can make atrocious puns...
8. Humor - Weird Business News (1st of 3)
9. Brickbats from the deep south
10. Easiest Quiz in the World (clean, with answers)
11. Easier said than done...?
12. Microsoft God
13. Truth In Advertising
14. Slip of the lip (G-rated)
15. Thought For Your Life Perhaps ;-)<clean>
16. FROM: THE TREES
17. Residency Application to California <off. to Californians>
18. More Quotes
19. Top 10 Signs Your Spouse May Be Having An Online Affair <adult themes>

1. Joke Clean: Sounds Fishy
2. Language Barriers
3. Easiest Quiz in the World!
4. Phone humour <clean>
5. What women should <off. to caring men(if you find them)>
6. HUMOR: more statistics <sex but not off.>
7. Humor - Weird Business News (2nd of 3)
8. Bumper snickers <a few mildly offensive to one group or another>
9. Top_10_Things_you_don#213#t_wan
10. The Queen and the Pope
11. Coachs afterlife <poss off to Denver Bronco fans>
12. The Flu
13. <HUMOUR> A play with words
14. Did you ever wonder why...
15. Sun god
16. A Little Vacuous Humor
17. Monkey Trail..<clean>
18. Interesting News of the Day

1. Apt responses
2. Testify <clean-ish. Might be off. to Christians>
3. humor: The Queen and the Pope
4. NFL Coachs Afterlife (OFF to Packer Fans)
5. Summer Internship!?!?
6. The Unabomber (clean)
7. Humor - Weird Business News (3rd of 3)
8. Smart artist
9. General Motors introduces new Instant Win Airbags
10. Michael Kennedy and Sonny
11. Twins

1. Joke Clean: Oldies but Goodies
2. The Navy Way
3. Shoulda-been state mottos
4. Pope in Cuba
5. Top 16 things Overheard coming from the Oval Office
6. Humor - Its A Wacky World!
7. A few jokes for the ladies out there <Offensive to Male Chauvanist Pigs>
8. Clinton Defense (Sexual inuendo)
9. Guy walks into a bar <f-word>
10. Clinton
11. Humor Clean: A =?iso-8859-1?Q?Paronomastic=92s?= Dictionary

1. further fish fun
2. Weekly Traffic Report
3. Humor - Outlandish Inventions (Adult)
4. BAD-vertising <inoff>
5. Fw: 300 not out... Indias biggest loser plans another election defeat
6. Bill Clinton Troubles (sexual innuendo, of course)
7. The Cameron Colum #48 (clean)
8. <No subject given>
9. GO BRONCOS!
10. Humor Clean: A =?iso-8859-1?Q?Paronomastic=92s?= Dictionary (Resubmission)
11. <HUMOUR> Blonde jokes

1. Smart Birds
2. The Military
3. FW: Sweet revenge!
4. Men are like... (off to us men :o)
5. Write to Dr. RAM, computer consultant <clean>
6. Humor - Stupid Criminal Story
7. another Prez. joke
8. Misc quips <inoff>
9. Uses for dead slaves (insulting to geographers; poss. racist)
10. Humor: Offensive to N.Y. Contractors
11. Arafats Advice (poss. offensive to goats, Palestinians)
12. 80 Year Old Virgin
13. Ironic observations and questions
14. Top5 - 1/27/98 - Nicknames for the Presidential Scandal (fwd)
15. The Artist <adult>
16. Quips & Quotes, Part 1
17. FW: Flea time! <sexual connotations>

1. COUNSELLING...
2. Well, for one thing...
3. Conversation with a demon <insensitive to old ladies>
4. Hitman <midly risque>
5. Humor - Expense Account Tells All (Suggesive)
6. only in the classifieds<sexually sugg., poss. off. to people with missing limbs>
7. Monica & Clinton (tasteless & pos. offensive to interns)
8. strip club <raunchy> & Clinton <risque>
9. more on Clinton ...
10. The big date
11. Hindu Gods via email
12. Daves Top 10 (clean)
13. Top5 - 1/28/98 - Surprises During the Popes Visit to Cuba (fwd)
14. Heights Of Email! <clean>

1. Ripped from the headlines<clean>
2. The Singh Chronicles..Part 1<offensive to Sikhs and Singhs>
3. Bumper Stickers
4. Clinton (obviously risque :-)
5. Drunken Mick <offensive to handicap Irishmen>
6. Brickbats: Humor in small packages
7. Ssshhhh! <more Clinton bashing><sexual innuendo>
8. <No subject given>
9. Titles for Clinton Porno Flick <offensive language>
10. Old McDonald had a ... <off. to Irish>
11. Johnny At The Zoo <adult>

1. Wanna go for a swim?<inoff.adult humor>
2. To Testify <adult>
3. Humor:offensive to women,Clinton
4. Top5 - 1/29/98 - Your White House Internship (fwd)
5. Sex-lovin couple <risque>
6. Cute humour (not off.)
7. New Executive Department <adult theme>
8. *Leroy*
9. Sling-shots: Cynical observations and questions
10. Getting to the top <One Offensive Word>
11. A Skiers Dictionary

1. bus gag <suggestive>
2. Another Clinton joke <not too terribly tasteless>
3. Monica Lewinskys Intern Performance Report
4. You asked for it!
5. Joke (Risque)
6. Fw: Dr. Seuss on Fornigate
7. Life as an American (not off)
8. Kennedy & Clinton (offensive to Kennedy supporters?)
9. Which Hole
10. Brickbat: humor is an unsophicated format

1. Women Drivers
2. Another Clinton joke <off. only to those who think Clintons been faithful>
3. Three funnies <adult>
4. LEWINSKY LOOK-A-LIKE HOLDS WHITE HOUSE PRESS CONFERENCE
5. The Dog Fight...