The Humor List Postings for February 1998

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of February Topics of the day:
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1. Not so Graceful Aging
2. its the size that counts <risque>
3. Sara Pipalini (adult content)
4. Redneck Humour
5. does anyone know what happen to the giggles list?
6. Arent Kids Great?
7. Clinton sex scandal: observations & questions
8. Dumb blonde (offensive to blondes with no sense of humour)
9. Toast (adult)
10. White House Internship Recruitment
11. The official drinking scale inoff.
12. Hell<slight swearing>

1. Forewarned is... whatever <clean>
2. Its What You Say Too !
3. Another Side of Hell<suggestive>
4. The Rules
5. We all reason about this well at times
6. More Clinton dissing :) (risque, obviously)
7. Keeping my self pure (adult)
8. Norm!
9. More Clinton..<innunendos galore,adult>

1. Squawks and responses <off. to pilots>
2. Sex in the 90s <adult humor>
3. Parenthood <May be off to us Catholics>
4. bullets <mildly risque>; carrots <inoff>
5. Limericks < adult rated, offensive to Tamils>
6. Good ol Edison
7. does anyone know what happen to the giggles list?
8. Brickbat: Cynical forms of humor
9. Tobakey Wisdom (not off)
10. FW: Work vs. Prison
11. Pt 1 of 4 <off. to various nationalities>
12. Humor - Smart Pig (off. to stupid dogs)
13. <sexual>
14. Saw Shadow...(off. to Republicans)

1. Let us Prey <adult humor>
2. Blow Job <adult>
3. Top5 - 2/4/98 - Investigated by Kenneth Starr!
4. Re-Run: Top 20 U.S.Air advertising slogans:
5. Limerick < adult-rated, offensive to Madras residents>
6. Various "Gasms" (adult oriented)
7. (Fwd) FYA
8. Life Cycle Costing of Selected Careers
9. Alcohol Warnings That Might Actually Work
10. The Pope and the Prez
11. Part 2 of 4 <still offensive to all>
12. top 8 sexual jokes (need I say more) Part 1 of 2
13. The Tobacco Industry
14. Men Bashing <mild sexual content>
15. Types of Chain Letters (part 1 of 4)
16. Wassat? <clean but disgusting:)>
17. Drinks for the Big Guy....(poss. off. to some)

1. Sense and Nonsense <adult humor>
2. possibly offensive to lawyers, but no offensive language
3. The Wish <sexual content>
4. <No subject given>
5. Limerick <adult rated, offensive>
6. Down in front
7. More-gasms & a Clinton quip (sexual content)
8. Top 8 sexual jokes (need I say more) part 2 of 2
9. les escargots <inoff.>
10. Snails
11. Ironic observations & questions
12. Limerick < adult rated, offensive to Blacks >
13. Why DO Marriages Fail? <clean>
14. For all those coffee fanatics:

1. FW: Joke: February 6 - Funny Scenes from Marriage
2. The Male Animal <adult humor>
3. Shop and Food Counter Names
4. Humour (off. to Clinton, divorced men and women)
5. Dr. Seuss and Kenneth Starr (pos. offensive to K. Starr)
6. Venting rage: observations & questions
7. <humor> Collected Observations on Human Nature
8. Humor: Engineering School
9. We are not alone
10. Tragedy...? (off. to Clinton fans)
11. Beer Minded
12. older women...
13. Titanic
14. Limerick < suitable for all >
15. The cowboys (some language)

1. The Grate State of Texas
2. Limerick < suitable for all>
3. 25 Ways to Annoy a Yankee
4. Re-Run: (3 y.) 3 men discussing love-making. <adult theme>
5. Tart comments, silly questions
6. If men re-wrote the rules <Offensive to Women>
7. Howard (adult theme)
8. How to interpret school reports/student references <clean>
9. Yankee, Stay Home!!!
10. Pregnant
11. Sticky Situation
12. Puncture
13. Humor - Lost Lottery Ticket (weird)
14. Superman <crude>
15. Types of Chain Letters (part 2 of 4) <profanity>
16. "True" court transcripts
17. In The News - Humorous News Quips

1. Limericks <offensive adult rated>
2. Military Life <adult humor>
3. From USA Weekend
4. Humor - Stupid Criminal Story
5. The Church Bell
6. High School Math Exams (offensive to people in gangs)
7. Remembrance of High School Math Exam
8. Clintons Problem
9. Couple-O-Jokes <clean>
10. Types of Chain Letters (part 3 of 4)
11. Scholar<off. to religious scholars>

1. Not Thinking...
2. Types of Chain Letters (part 3 of 4) <Language>
3. Moore HighJinx @ State Highway
4. Laws of Ownership
5. Various ventings: observations & questions
6. Top5 - 2/9/98 - Bad Figure Skating Competition (fwd)
7. Theology and College Theatre Productions
8. Joke Clean: The Decision
9. NBA Halftime
10. Arthur Hickinbottom <sexual content>
11. small world
12. Too Pay or Not Toupe....
13. Humor - Weird Business News (Part 1 of 3)
14. Humor: Organ <adult>
15. Mens Rules
16. Looking For A Wife? <clean,innunendos>
17. Dennis Rodman <suggestive>

1. With Justice for All
2. Jokes Clean: Spoonerisms
3. Dedicated to Women (off. to men)
4. Humor - Weird Business News (Part 2 of 3)
5. Learn the schools Alma Mater
6. Redneck Valentine
7. Uh oh... (AKA Ive had days like this) (Bathroom humor)
8. A Code Of Ethical Behavior For Patients
9. Tarzan Sexually Explicit language
10. Top5 - 2/10/98 - Olympic Opening Ceremonies Surprises
11. The Anti-chain Letter <adult themes, language>
12. Holy Scandal (off. to hyper-sensitive Christians)
13. Where are you from (all time favorite)
14. Rubber Squabble <adult>

1. In the Beginning<off. to officials>
2. Twists and Turns <adult humor>
3. More Spoonerisms
4. Top5 - 2/11/98 - Signs Youre Dating a Control Freak
5. Little Johnny <adult-ish>
6. At the Races????
7. Humor - Weird Business News (Part 3 of 3)
8. Robbery increase..
9. Nobodys perfect
10. Sen. Bill Bradley
11. Brickbrats: cynical questions & observations
12. Two Fingers <mildly offensive>
13. Ignorance Virus is now circulating the internet
14. Whats A Kiss?

1. A lil too Honest <adult humor>
2. Valentine Story
3. Top5 - 2/12/98 - Olympic Events in Hell
4. Bots <clean>
5. Limerick <adult rated, offensive to crude word haters>
6. Humor:Weddings and happiness?
7. The Smart Dog
8. @ WITS END <graphic vulgarity>
9. The gene pool could use a little chlorine
10. Omigod! (adult)
11. Spelling
12. Toilet Technology
13. 36 Things A Woman ..<adult>
14. Oscar Wilde On Youth & Age
15. NJ Driving Tips (off. to Joisians)

1. The Olympic Metalist
2. Happy Valentines Day
3. Divine Press Release (slightly blasphemous)
4. Quotable Quotes
5. The final exam
6. Humor - Wacky Labels
7. Light Bulb Astrology
8. Life University
9. New Darwin Award Candidates
10. Deep Thoughts (clean)
11. Embarrassed Secretary (off to blonds)
12. NRA Prayer <not off.)
13. a groaner
14. Virus Warning
15. Cynical observation and questions about current events

1. The Plan: Joke Rated (Objectionable Language)
2. Guys, How Chic a Dater are You ?
3. Marriage counselling <inoff>
4. Computer Nerds
5. Zipper!! (Adult)
6. Excerpts from News of the Weird

1. Samuel Johnson quote (not offensive)
2. State of the Presidency
3. Genesis 1: Clean but may be objectionable to religious fundamentalists
4. Mistake <possibly offensive to white people>
5. "Lets get a second opinion, ok? (Slightly irreligious)
6. Least Popular Personals Acronyms (adult themes)
7. The True Story of the Three Little Pigs
8. Pipe specifications (clean, hopefully offensive to specification-writers)
9. Actual English Subtitles (a little swearing)
10. Are You a Republican or a Democrat? <clean>
11. Humor - More Warning Labels
12. Court Room

1. Short Tails +
2. Womens Logic <adult humor>
3. Zippergate (Off. to politicians)
4. Finding The Right Girl (adult)
5. My Favourite Things (adult & off. to Bill Clinton)
6. New Humbble Space Telescope Data
7. Monica Lewinkskys Performance Appraisal <Offensive to the entire USA>
8. Top5 - 2/16/98 - Figure Skater Pet Peeves
9. Humor - Wacky Texas Election
10. Where do you want to go today?
11. Competition <rude>
12. Curry Rhapsody
13. The Foolish Fugitive
14. Outbursts about current events
15. Recent American Ads <adult,enjoyable ;)>

1. Sexual Perplexities <adult humor>
2. The Specialist, and Its all in a Name
3. Its an Aliens Life!
4. FW: Laws of the Universe
5. Charlie Brown <adult themes>
6. A man goes to Fredericks of Hollywood...(off. to old wrinkly women)
7. Will Rogers (Not Off.)
8. Humor-Logical defense
9. Greek Marriage <sexual content>
10. Delightful ventings of outrage <current events>
11. Some "Official" Tips.. <clean>

1. More Spoonerisms
2. Teen Sex <adult humor>
3. Grocery clerk
4. The Collection <may be off. to religious people>
5. A Great Philosopher Reflects on CATs <humor>
6. HUMOR: fortune cookie <not off.>
7. Differences between good girls and bad girls
8. Humor-Correct answer, wrong question
9. Sign
10. <No subject given>
11. Marriage Sacrifice
12. Blonde Funnies Off. to blondes...if they understood these)
13. Winter Olympics
14. Travel Broadens? (off to hotel workers)
15. Should I be Honest? <ITS MY LIFE!,READ IT>

1. Timely Chicken Quotes
2. JimJrs Navy <adult humor>
3. Top5 - 2/19/98 - Signs You Wont Be on a Wheaties Box
4. The cure <adult-ish>
5. Youre Out of College
6. Vaseline <suggestive>
7. Not just a pumpkin.... (adult)
8. Breaking News re: Lewinsky (adult)
9. (Humor:clean,wordgames...
10. Haiku Error Message Contest (1 of 4)
11. Language nuance
12. Actor<some swearing>
13. Lexicon of Male Behavior (sexual themes, non-obscene)
14. Top5 - 2/20/98 - Signs Its a Bad Luge Run
15. Worlds Deadliest Poison
16. Ask before you touch...
17. JOKE-CLEAN:Taxes

1. "The Blue Volvo" and "The Bandage"
2. The Police
3. The Bar Bet (No offensive language)
4. Ebonics Homework <Adult themes, off. to African Am.>
5. Holy Sex scandal (Offensive to Christians and Cliinton worshippers)
6. Darwin Awards (not off)
7. <No subject given>
8. Haiku Error Message Contest (2 of 4)
9. Sexy Quiz (Adult)
10. Label of Honour
11. E.T. ??? (Adult)
12. Disparaging comments as humor
13. Military Performance Ratings
14. Quick Joke <adult>
15. Bulletin...

1. Cereal
2. Golf - American Style
3. "The Emissaries" and "The Stand-Up Comic"
4. New techonology! (not offensive)
5. New Poll Regarding Bombing Iraq
6. Haiku Error Message Contest (3 of 4)

1. Weekly Traffic Report
2. Shaggy Dog Stories
3. <No subject given>
4. The Nuances of Language
5. Humor - Its A Wacky World! (weird)
6. Haiku Error Message Contest (4 of 4)
7. Arkansas Olympics <off. to Arkansas residents>
8. Surd-Times : Four Sardars <clean>

1. Jewish Humor <some tolerance required>
2. The Sect
3. Wife control <clean>
4. Religious Jokes <off. to Episc. and Baptists>
5. Marriage Counselor
6. Humor - Spelling Distraction
7. Joke: February 23 - How to screw up an interview!
8. How to Give Your Cat a Pill
9. The F Word. (Need I say more) (Language!)
10. Pigeons service to aid communication
11. Getting the bird (one offensive word)
12. Outbursts about current events
13. Interviewing Blues <clean>
14. A bad joke involving insects and alcohol
15. Politically Incorrect banter...

1. The Wild Blue Yonder
2. Orpheus
3. Humor:Quotes about beer
4. Newspaper Article (non-offensive)
5. <No subject given>
6. Hitch-Hiking (Adult)
7. Bad golfer <F-word>
8. Mens Fashion Rules
9. Outbursts about current and personal events
10. The Actual Picture <clean>
11. Winter Olympics
12. Monica again...

1. Insurance
2. FW: The Plaid Dildo<adult humor>
3. Short Tales: Rated (Sexual)
4. Quick Wit Retort (language)
5. Spanking <clean, slightly kinky>
6. Continuous Re-Engineering!!!!!!
7. You Might Be In Education If...
8. Greatest man that ever lived
9. A Present For The Wifes Birthday <humor?>
10. STARR TO PROBE COLUMNIST CHARON (satire, parody)
11. Computers are Female (not off)
12. Blowing chunks (adult)
13. A cloudbust of ironic humor
14. Dog Fight (in off)
15. Top Ten Most Ironic Celebrity Deaths
16. Some short and sweet ones
17. Top5 - 2/26/98 - Rejected Top5 List Slogans
18. HUMOR - Senior Sex
19. POOPIE stuff - Part 1/2!<certainly NOT clean ;)>

1. Bad Luck <some adult humor>
2. Joke-Clean: business is business

1. ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ
2. The Marina
3. Results: "Reminder" contest
4. Mothers-in-Law

1. Interesting Quotes...
2. Shrinks <some adult humor>
3. Ty Cobb
4. Blondes might be dumb, but they have more fun!<sexual innuendo>
5. Finals time (a bit early)
6. Learning through LifeSavers
7. HUMOR - The Old Man and the Umbrella
8. Modem Times - Maxims for the Internet Age
9. Topical Jokes (adult themes, juvenile)
10. Humor: Offensive to Americans?
11. Henny Youngman Tribute
12. Being a TA part 1
13. police explanation
14. Announcement, Please Read (NOT a joke)
15. Scotsman (slightly adult)
16. Dave Barry on electricity
17. The Worlds Easiest Quiz <not offensive>
18. POOPIE stuff-Part 2/2 <more Non-clean stuff>

1. Lawyer <off. to lawers>
2. Not so Faithful <adult humor>
3. Topical Humor (some adult themes)
4. Reflections on Classical Music and Musicians by Great Worthies
5. Re-Run (3 y) Flat-chested women and bad rhymes (slightly adultis
6. roadblock
7. Blonde jokes (Some sexual content; offensive to blondes)
8. Quickie (in off)
9. Being a TA part 2
10. Migraines anyone?
11. Puns
12. HUMOR - The Fallen
13. <No subject given>
14. Suggestive but cute
15. Humor - Edible Underwear Investigation (Adult)
16. My prayer (not off.)

1. Asimov Limericks: Rated, Sexual Content
2. CheapSkates
3. Bill Clinton from a British Perspective
4. Will Rogers (not off)
5. Drunken Polar Bears <adult themes>
6. HUMOR - Airline Humor
7. In The News - Humorous News Quips
8. First-Grade Proverbs