The Humor List Postings for April 1998

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of April Topics of the day:
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1. Disney News Release
2. Russia
3. Strange but True!!!
4. More is Less
5. Bungee-Jumping (clean)
6. UGA HumorList files IPO
7. Lost between Baby Boomer and Gen Xer <part 1 of 2>
8. This has gotta be REAL: the guy works for a PBS station!
9. Acrimonious comments and questions about contemporary life
10. Southern rules
11. Some GENERAL Questions <adult>

1. Babies <one innuendo joke>
2. Two Puns
3. If the shoe fits . . .
4. TOP TEN DRUG USING CARTOON SUSPECTS
5. Lost Between Baby Boomer and Gen Xer <Part 2 of 2>
6. How To Unsubscribe
7. Preaching (Not offensive)
8. Top5-4/2/98-Ways to Celebrate Spring
9. Humor:Thought provoking?
10. Top Psychic in Traffic Jam
11. Odd Things to Do in a car. <not offensive>
12. Letter Home From School
13. Remember When?
14. Wimmin again.. <adult>
15. Clinton Seeks Advice
16. two men jokes <adult> (Ladies, enjoy!)

1. Teen Sex <adult humor>
2. 2 Puns: Ice Cream and Tim Allen
3. Top5-4/3/98 - Special Prosecutor RINGO Starr
4. Code Words
5. HUMOR Cultural differences (offends everyone]
6. Humor: More Toon druggies
7. Nixon vs. Clinton <offensive to Nixon and/or Clinton Fans...adult>

1. Milford Mill Class of 1959 <adult humor>
2. blond painting the porch
3. More Men Jokes of course! <offensive to overly defensive men>

1. Doctors
2. The kittens ( offensive to Communists)
3. A Quick Question
4. Code words/Marriage (adult themes)
5. Home Puns
6. Humor - Weird Business News #4
7. Quips & Quotes
8. Zen Hot Dog <clean>

1. Redneck Computer =?iso-8859-1?Q?meenin=92s?= Part 1
2. JimJrs Navy <some adult humor>
3. Country & Western Songs
4. Humor:Poem
5. Some days are better than others
6. The Facelift <risque>
7. Time Sure is Relative <HUMOR>
8. Why do Dogs lick themselves? <adult, sexual, off to those who dont like sex jokes>
9. Women! <adult>
10. Humorous Interview...

1. Religion
2. Redneck Computer =?iso-8859-1?Q?Meenin=92s?= Part 2
3. Off-leash behavior (poss off to harried mothers and/or human beings)
4. Monica Lewinskys Diary
5. Humor:Mature content
6. Two items
7. Classic moments in British journalism
8. AIDS clinic <offensive to people with HIV>, T-shirt, rat
9. Armey and Clinton <political>
10. at the track

1. Redneck Computer Meenins Part 3
2. Gone Fishin
3. Leroy Does it Again (adult)
4. Middle East Relations
5. SPAM <off to Sanford Wallace?>
6. Top 14 Tips for Surviving College <Adult themes, language>
7. spelling problem
8. Starr, Clinton <politics>
9. Nonchalant coments and questions about contemporary life
10. The Italian Mans Visit <Off to italians, adult language>
11. Italian obituary

1. Barbers
2. Classic Puns
3. The Blue Light Special
4. Top5 - 4/9/98 - George Michael Excuses (fwd)
5. Ligt bulb (a true story - longish)
6. two foul jokes (x-rated)
7. Supersilly comments and questions about contemporary life
8. Riddle: Whats This? (in poor taste)
9. Mind Game
10. lightbulbs and technology
11. sound familiar

1. Baseball
2. Puns
3. Top5 - 4/10/98 - Rejected Motel 6 Slogans
4. The chicken and the egg (suggestive)
5. Easter humour [EXTREMELY blasphemous!!!]
6. Parlez vous Francais or anything else?
7. limerick
8. Dam Business (long)
9. Funny Signs
10. Silly comments and questions about contemporary life
11. Italian wedding invitation (offensive to Italians)
12. Men Jokes Again! <the usual warning>
13. Computer Engineers Haggadah (fwd)

1. Two Irishmen (Pun)
2. Moore on Religion
3. Religious humor (offensive to Jews/Christians)
4. Odd questions and comments about contemporary life
5. HUMOR - Squishtex
6. The Cow, an Assay!
7. Whos in charge?

1. Puns: Contented Cows; The Vampire
2. Texas and Texans
3. In The News - Humorous News Quips
4. A Bad Day
5. Lateral Puzzles <clean>

1. Puns: The Party Invitation and The Surfer
2. Golf
3. Contemporary Aphorisms
4. Winning the lottery (offensive to men)
5. Top 12 Things You Dont Want To Hear From Tech Support

1. Airlines
2. Puns: Greta Garbo & 3 Riddles
3. Re-run: (4 y.) love and sex <adultish>
4. State of the Union Address (adult)
5. Semi-funny comments and questions about contemporary life
6. April 15th Questions
7. Warning Labels
8. Satan

1. Passover
2. A pun, Some Riddles and a Shaggy Dog Story
3. US Post Office (aka US Postal Disservice)
4. The Way To Select Clothes <clean?>
5. Marriage & Death <macabre>
6. Medical Terminology (not off.)
7. Twisted Family Trees
8. U. S. Tax Facts <only offensive to Americans>
9. Never Judge A Book...
10. Humor: You decide...*S*
11. TEACHERS GET PAID TOO MUCH
12. Sporty comments and questions about contemporary life
13. Dogs (and why they sniff each others butts) <adult>
14. 50 things to do at K-Mart (or Walmart)

1. Men Are Like...
2. Goldwynisms
3. Top5 - 4/16/98 - The Final Episode of "Seinfeld"
4. Why did the chicken...
5. Humor: Offensive to Clinton fans
6. #12. World record in walking backwards
7. Religious debate [no off]
8. 50 things to do at Wal Mart (cont.)
9. Yodeling Brothers (Adult humor)
10. Octopus
11. Care To Help? <clean>
12. Some Puns

1. American Indians
2. More One Liners (not off.)
3. Students Guide To Boston
4. No problem [no off]
5. US Post Office (aka US Postal Disservice)
6. Dear Paula, fan mail <political satire>
7. Semi-silly comments and questions about contemporary life
8. Surd-Times : The Train,The Introduction <adult>
9. In The News - Humorous News Quips

1. The Concession Truck & The Gourmet (Puns)
2. (Dis)Order in the Court <some adult humor>
3. A Couple of Smiles (adult)
4. Questions <offensive to all and esp. cabbies>
5. Church Bulletin Bloopers (oldie but goodie)
6. Tooth paste

1. Science Class
2. Puns: Chinese Wisdom & The Environment
3. "BAMA" JOKES (off.to folks livin in Alabama)
4. Texas Joke
5. <No subject given>
6. Gypsies on TV <off. to gypsies>, fishing <off. to reporters>
7. Dear Paula, part 2 (political satire)
8. Microwave Peep Jousting <cruelty to Easter candy>
9. logging math
10. Generosity <clean>
11. Puns: Department Store & The Inventor of the Transistor

1. College <some adult humor>
2. Let me explain... (adult)
3. Bill Clintons new adventures <adult, off. to Clinton fans>
4. Golf: The Pope and Netanyahu (not offensive)
5. NEW VIRUS ALERT <this is no Joking Matter!!!>
6. Puns: Mergers & The Archeologists
7. Titanic - Have you noticed ? <Part 1/2>

1. Advertising
2. Hey Cowboy!/Is it My Turn to Talk? (adult)
3. Tampax <adult-ish>
4. <humor> Adventures in Cooking from New Zealand
5. THE PARENTING TEST
6. Dear Paula (political satire)
7. Titanic - Have you noticed? <Part 2/2>

1. Dr Suess Chicken Poem
2. Nurses <innuendo>
3. Template e-mail <clean, long-ish>
4. Is your computer male or female?
5. Bi-lingual, may be offensive to deaf-mutes
6. Beer and Women (May be offensive to women)
7. Those Advancing Years
8. Different Intelligence Levels
9. Easily offended Republicans (political satire)
10. <HUMOUR> Sadam Hussein
11. Key West, Florida, news reports <language>
12. Ludicrous comments and questions about contemporary life
13. Your Horrorscope!<part offensive to gays or overly sensitive people>
14. Will You Pay? <clean>

1. Seniors <some adult humor>
2. Oi yoi yoi...
3. Puns: The Fortune Teller & The Surrealist
4. Soap operas <some semi-adult stuff>
5. EMOTICONS <adult themes>
6. How it should be!! (one for the men & off. to women)
7. Accountants..
8. Happy Birthday Bill Shakespeare!
9. Humor: offensive to Monica + the Pres. Adult...
10. Clinton, Starr, Burton <political>
11. Dividing the nuts
12. Emergency Room Stories <some sexual content>
13. Lawrence Of Arabia - You must have noticed! <clean>

1. Columbia Maryland DateBook <some adult humor>
2. Pun: The Barber
3. Top5 - 4/24/98 - Least Watched Cable Channels
4. Speech day<adult-rated>
5. Crowd Control
6. Misanthropic comments and questions about contemporary life
7. Humor:2 clean ones
8. Wagner quotes (off Wagner)
9. Officer Efficiency Reports
10. Psychic
11. Puns: The Barber & The Eating Contest
12. Humor: Chicken coop
13. Star Trek meets Microsoft <off to lawyers?>
14. dorm costs
15. Chicken Quotes: Star Wars

1. Teenagers
2. Eager beaver police dogs
3. Twain quote <language>
4. Chicken Quotes: The Zodiac
5. pope account

1. Weekly Traffic Report
2. Fishing Trip (pun)
3. Advice for Yankees
4. Signature Lines <f-word>
5. Dear Paula <political satire, sexually suggestive>
6. Blondes! <adult?>
7. Puns

1. Education
2. Signature lines <clean>
3. Clothespin on Your Nose Dept.
4. Merger Madness
5. Chicken Quotes: Letterman
6. Humor:adult..sexual..suggestive....
7. Slick comments and questions about contemporary life
8. Sister Mary & The Bet
9. <HUMOUR> newspaper ad
10. Proof Needed? <clean,off. to those flaming me;-)>
11. Dear Paula (crude political humor)

1. Mrs JimJr: Chef at Large
2. Survival/Wedding Tradition (not off.)
3. In court <off to judges?>
4. isnt research grand? :)
5. Nature As The Example <risque>
6. The White House Voice Mail (fwd)
7. dog in heat
8. The difference between men and women in one paragraph
9. HUMOR: Sexually suggestive
10. a small world [adult]
11. New potency drug
12. Puns: Split Personality & The Hunters
13. Surd-Times : Milkha Singh <clean>
14. Skeptical comments and questions about contemporary life

1. Gardening
2. HUMOR: Men and Women
3. Darwin awards(no lang. but violent)
4. 11 Is Enough! (off. to Rednecks)
5. Banned Childrens Books <adult, oddly>
6. Home Ec textbook - revised
7. Top Ten Nerf Toys 97 <off. to Iowans and Lawyers>
8. Alzheimers disease <offending medical methodology>
9. Glib comments and questions about contemporary life
10. Big Tipper
11. job applications
12. Overheard in a parking lot (Clean)
13. Save Your Head!!<clean,MUST for S/W people>

1. 4 Puns
2. The WorkPlace
3. whats common? <very strong lang. off to women and yuppies>
4. Ways for a Woman to get over Cabin Fever...and Drive Men Nuts!
5. Virtual Hilarity
6. five movies to get out of a date
7. College Entrance Exam for Football Players <off. to college football players>
8. Its A Tough Life
9. Adam and Eve <sex reference>