The Humor List Postings for May 1998

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of May Topics of the day:
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1. A Question On Cricket <clean>
2. Puns: Little League, The Student & The Cleaners
3. "She" Put-Downs <some adult humor>
4. 26 THOUGHTS TO GET YOU THROUGH ALMOST ANY CRISIS
5. JOKE mail-listing
6. Monica limericks
7. Saving Billy <offensive to the Clintons>
8. Dear Paula from Lucky (satirical American political humor)
9. Silly stories <even suitable for kids>
10. Derisive comments and questions about contemporary life
11. Top Ten Thing Celebrities do in their free time (Part 1) <off. to the pope, O.J., and Bill Clinton>
12. ducks and elephants!?

1. JimJrs Musings <some adult humor>
2. Chicken Quotes: Monte Python
3. re-run (4y) Top 10 reasons to smile
4. Dear Paul from Susie (satirical Am political humor)
5. Corporate Structure
6. In the Eye of the Beholder
7. Clintons Diary entry part 1<sexualy suggestive, off. to Bill Clinton>
8. Blondes first flight
9. <No subject given>

1. Cosa Nostra
2. Press Release: LeTourneau
3. Election rally <offensive to Indian politicians>
4. Interesting Curio <offensive to lawyers>
5. Humor: Fractured English (suggestive)
6. Wierd Business News #5
7. Corporate Life !!!! (not off.)
8. Microsoft Latest Patent (off to Billy and Microsoft :o)
9. Dear Paula from Linda <satirical Am political humor>

1. For Better or Much Worse...
2. Misc Puns
3. Jewish Genie (off. to Jews)
4. HUMOR: flamingo fundraiser <not off.>
5. "Do You Have Cable?" & "Adam and Eve"<risque>
6. Jesus versus Satan (a real groaner!)
7. How to Lose Weight Without Exercise
8. SALOON
9. HUMOR: Men and Women ANOTHER VIEW
10. Anagrams - word games

1. Politics
2. Cynics Dictionary
3. Green Eggs & Ham?
4. Fw: sad news & more sad news ,clean
5. Clintons Diary Part2 <sexualy suggestive, off. Bill Clinton, Chelsea, Janet Reno, Micheal Jackson, & Paula jones >
6. Signs You Have A Bad Airline Pilot!
7. Funny Things People Said (fwd)
8. <Humor> Original Knock Knock Joke
9. Bank Robbers <disgusting>
10. Ammunition for the ladies (adult)
11. Fwd: Morons in flight

1. Puns
2. Maryland State Highway
3. Top5 - 5/6/98 - Bad Gene Therapy
4. Ebonics Commandments <offensive to purists>
5. Year 2000 Compliant????
6. <No subject given>
7. Office Logic
8. Clintons diary part3 <Sexualy suggestive, off. interns & paula & clintons>
9. Dear Paula from Vernon (satirical political humor)
10. Y2K entertainment
11. Tourist in Madrid (adult)
12. Todays News <semi-gross>
13. i like monkeys <off. to monkeys><adult themes/language>
14. Seinfeld - comedy routine
15. Acrimonious comments and questions about contemporary life

1. Puns: The Treasure & the Gift
2. The Not so Light Fantastic
3. Nationalities (off. to just about everyone)
4. HUMOR: Re: Year 2000 Compliant????
5. Brewster the Horny Rooster <adult>
6. off. to George Michael!
7. Sullenly Susan! (offensive to Arkansans)
8. Humor:Clean, real life...
9. Stupid comments and questions about contemporary life
10. comfort ye [no off]
11. Humor: Light at the End of the Tunnel
12. You know you live in the Northwest if you...
13. The Beer Prayer (0ffensie to the religious)
14. McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION
15. Tip for the Day

1. Pun: Menopause
2. Dilbert s Salary Law: Engineers Vs. Business
3. Spoiled child and mother...(true story, language)
4. maybe offensive to computer geeks (sexual innuendo)!
5. what lucky charms marshmallows mean in the bedroom - adult langua ge
6. College Finals--true story
7. Say What You Mean
8. FW: calvin and hobbes
9. Frivolous comments & questions about contemporary life
10. Adam and Eve
11. really getting screwed! (suggestive)

1. Happy Mothers Day
2. Chicken Quotes: Computers
3. Did You know...???? (not off.)
4. New Cabinet Position
5. Minnesota Scandinavian humor
6. Better Plan <adult>
7. In The News - Humorous News Quips

1. Special Notice (Not a Joke)
2. Cannibals
3. Puns: Mickey Mantle & Milton Berle
4. Zachary Disease (adult)
5. Camping tips
6. Presidential Humor - Suggestive
7. Touched by Charlies Angels (sexual theme)
8. The Switch <adult>
9. In The News - Humorous News Quips

1. Lawyers
2. Engineers (off. to engineers)
3. The atheist
4. More Viagra Humor
5. Yo mama is so fat... <off. to Yo Mama>
6. Moles
7. Transportation: A joke & 2 Puns
8. business problems [generally acceptable / might be sacrilegious]
9. Im not touching it! <Adult...could offend anyone>
10. Bill Gates Buys 1998
11. Writing Wrules

1. Cannibals
2. Why did the Mom cross the road?
3. More Bar speak(not off.)
4. Viagra spinoff 1 of 4
5. A Riddle <adult>
6. A little religion lesson
7. May be offensive to companies
8. Lamour... <not off.>

1. All Jewish Holidays In One Sentence
2. The Third Man (Pun)
3. Dentists
4. Landmarks<offensive to Indian politicians>
5. Viagra 2/4
6. It could be worse...
7. Elemental Man
8. Updated oldie (offensive to atheists)
9. More cannibals
10. SUBJECT: Before and After Love
11. Frivolous comments and questions about contemporary life
12. The difference between wives
13. War stories

1. Humor-- (sexual, self gratification)
2. Viagra 3 of 4
3. Professor Jones - Part 1/2 <clean>
4. Pun: The Third Man
5. Moore on Aging
6. Signs That You Are No Longer A Kid
7. Communication aids <clean>
8. Too long <ADULT>
9. The V-Files <Sex, Politics>
10. Proofs
11. Ancient Writings (poss. off. to Israelis, women, archaeologists)
12. The Personal Ad
13. relationship problems (mildly offensive)
14. Professor Jones - Part 2/2 <clean>

1. Flying
2. Viagra 4 of 4
3. The Will <clean>
4. Computer Gender
5. Embarassing Moments (adult)
6. FDA Approves
7. If you had their bits ..... <sexual>
8. Over The Tree
9. The Entertainers: Chicken Quotes
10. Blonde Guy
11. Facile comments and questions about contemporary life
12. Spanish Fly vs Jewish Fly
13. Jesus and the Redneck

1. Etch-A-Sketch Tech Support
2. The White House (Pun)
3. Fast Women -- Luv em <innuendo>
4. Everything is bigger in Texas
5. Lawyer Joke
6. GREETING CARDS YOU WONT SEE IN A STORE (part 1)
7. ass-cons cont (language)
8. Humor: Job performance quotes
9. Be careful what you wish..
10. Shorties (2)

1. E-Mail Addresses (Not a Joke)
2. An honest opinion about Viagra
3. 2 lawyers (off to some lawyers)
4. Weekly Traffic Report
5. Re: Weekly Traffic Report
6. Trivia
7. GREETING CARDS YOU WONT SEE IN A STORE - part 2
8. <HUMOUR> Scam in Oz
9. Flying (totally clean)

1. Why Sardarjis are called Surds <clean>
2. Home Games
3. Lil Johnny<Sex. innuendo>
4. Topical Jokes (some adult themes)
5. Top5 - 5/18/98 - Signs Your Teacher is Nuts (fwd)
6. Truths From Kids
7. My Three Sons
8. Look out! (adult)
9. URGENT!
10. Baltimore Maryland
11. V-Files II (sex, politics, guns, will offend many...)
12. a skin graft
13. RE: Why Sardarjis are called Surds <clean>
14. ONE MORE URGENT!
15. love at first site
16. Almost There? <adult>
17. Mary Kay
18. Out of the Mouths of Babes

1. The Debate (Pun)
2. The Military
3. Sidewinder <anatomically Xplicit lang.>
4. Real Hungry < offensive to BJP supporters>
5. blondes
6. Viagra, Anyone?
7. Dear Paula by Elisabeth (Am political satire)
8. Glib questions and comments about contemporary life
9. E Mail Precautions
10. Windows 2000
11. Surd-Times : Questions! <clean>

1. The Waitress (Pun)
2. Do-It-Yourself Ethic Insults
3. Viagra <Suggestive. Also, a groaner>
4. a couple of short ones. (off. to women)
5. The Kiss (adult)
6. Dismal comments and questions about contemporary life
7. Indicating <sexual>
8. Windows 2000 Errors
9. Microsoft Underground Test
10. ole and lena
11. A torpedo? <adult>
12. <HUMOUR> Viagra
13. A Question of A Nuke <clean,off. to Paks.>

1. Sonny (2 Puns)
2. Middle Age
3. An old lady (adult)
4. Capitalism and Communism <off. to capitalists and communists?>
5. Nine Types of Girlfriends
6. Indian politicians < offensive to Indians >
7. Scottish joke <offensive to scots>
8. Taking It With You <Offensive to ambulance chasers>
9. The morning news
10. St. Viagra
11. Letter to Ann Landers
12. Why Engineers Make Good Husbands
13. Contrived comments and questions about contemporary life
14. Domination Of The Species ;) <clean>

1. Cotton (pun)
2. Psychiatry
3. Teachers
4. OXYMORONS (not off.)
5. MS-DOJ v 1.0
6. The Creation Story as told by a dog.
7. tarzan (adult)
8. Choices (adult)

1. Hollywood
2. Titanic
3. Instructions for life
4. Mergers (Puns)
5. Travel Humour
6. 3 Priests
7. Cursory comments and questions about contemporary life
8. Another corporate merger

1. Dining Out <some adult humor>
2. Di You Ever Wonder???
3. Understanding your wife
4. Riddle (offensive to women)
5. True Newspaper Headlines
6. Teasing The Gorilla <adult>
7. Marketing Mistakes
8. I Like Monkeys...
9. Sure sign the economy will crash soon
10. Skool Jokes <clean>

1. Baseball <some profanity>
2. New Age Acronyms
3. Preparation H-Bomb! (scatological, adolescent)
4. Breakfast <two words>
5. Cat Riddles
6. Derisive comments and questions about contemporary life
7. Top5 - 5/26/98 - Signs Your Memorial Day Sucked
8. Another Cat Riddle <offensive to cat lovers>
9. Abbot And Costello <clean>
10. Government Control

1. Money
2. The Make Women Happy Game
3. More Little Johnny <suggestive language>
4. Rules for cats who have a house to run - Part 1
5. Dismal comments and questions about contemporary life
6. The Search Committee (mildly religious)
7. From the mouths of babes
8. The Worlds Smartest Man <re: Bill Gates>
9. Godzilla Unrealistic
10. In The News - Humorous New Quips

1. Cars
2. Medical Help (Pun)
3. Train <adult>
4. Top5 - 5/27/98 - Signs School is Out
5. Old Maid (adult)
6. Family Feud Follies <clean>
7. Rules for cats who have a house to run - Part 2
8. Court Transquips <adult subject matter on one>
9. Microsoft Humor
10. The Larger Sacrifice
11. Shopping <adult>
12. Farcical comments & questions about contemporary life

1. Ladies of the Evening <adult-sexual>
2. Divinity School (Pun)
3. Two Jokes (adult)
4. Whats She Got That I Dont? <sexual innuendo>
5. Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
6. Hotel room <slightly suggestive>
7. Skeptical comments & quesitons about contemporary life
8. Driving Exams
9. Titanic (sexualy sugg.)
10. At The Zoo <clean>
11. Empowered Employees

1. The Orphanage (Pun)
2. Kids
3. HOW HOT IS HELL?
4. Deep Hole
5. Titanic (language)
6. On the door of a music store
7. Clinton and Gates
8. TOP TEN MICROSOFT NON-MONOPOLISTIC SLOGANS
9. Carol Channing Limerick!
10. Incredulous comments & questions about contemporary life
11. Heart attack <adult>
12. humor, pizza joke <offensive to blacks>

1. The Dream (Pun)
2. The Military
3. The Birds & The Bees
4. Viagra Candy Bar

1. Weekly Traffic Report
2. School Production (Pun)
3. House Majority Leader Dick Armey (risque)
4. Not deliverable. Please return to sender. (Off? to Indians & Pakistanis)
5. Tennis Anyone?
6. Politiciand and baby diapers
7. Strict Pull Hitter (May Be Offensive to Gays)
8. <HUMOUR> Breast force discovered!
9. In The News - Humorous News Quips