The Humor List Postings for June 1998

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of June Topics of the day:
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1. Oriental Rejection Line? <adult>
2. Chess Set
3. Small Town USA <some innuendo>
4. The preacher
5. Is your computer male or female?
6. HUMOR:Adult Bumper Stickers.Some repeats
7. India and Pakistan Humor
8. The Doberman and the Puppy
9. The Obvious
10. Nautical Rules
11. Sex Change For Men <adult>

1. Cat Rules
2. Homesick < offensive to Indians/Hindus>
3. Cat in the Store (Pun)
4. Life in General
5. paedophiles, priest, disgusting - <adult>
6. Walking with your partner
7. Growing up....(language)
8. Flying into Frankfurt
9. Flying High <adult & language>
10. Presidential Clock (adult)
11. Spice Girls Shock! ( off. to SG fans )
12. New Spice Girl
13. On the train
14. Hypnosis In Church <mild language warning>
15. [Fwd: Send your message.]
16. Playing father
17. Catholic Schoolroom

1. <HUMOUR> doggy sex
2. My Home Town (again)
3. Gods Light (not off.)
4. Play on words...
5. FW: Bad news at the White House!
6. Fishin with Grandpa <adult>
7. Ol lady <adult>
8. Huh???
9. Rum (Pun)
10. Serves Them Right! <clean>
11. Remote Shopping

1. Time to Diet ?
2. A flame analysis <long, 80 lines & language>
3. Is it "Work or Play" on Sundays??!! (adult)
4. Dog Riddle
5. some sexual innuendo
6. Horny Toad. Suggestive.
7. AMISH SPRING BREAK ACTIVITIES(mild language warning)
8. HUMOR: Densa Test, clean
9. Anticipation
10. Safe Boating Week <just plain dumb>
11. Meeting her parents
12. Play on Words Part 2
13. Tape Worm <couple of words>
14. Offensive to MicroSoft Fans
15. Prison vs Work
16. In a London Classroom <adult,off. to Pakis.>
17. Baking Cookies
18. AIDS< offensive to Indian politicians and AIDS patients>

1. Driving
2. <HUMOUR> Viagra in Italy
3. Top Ten Most Ironic Celebrity Deaths
4. 25 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK
5. My EX (adult themes, off. to anatomically robust women)
6. glass eye
7. Professional Humor (Dont try this at home)
8. Heavenly Transportation
9. The Beer Incident
10. Worlds hardest quiz
11. Pets
12. Insincere comments and questions about contemporary life

1. Dogs
2. The Top 15 Unforeseen Consequences of the "Millennium Bug"
3. The Accident
4. Your Tax Dollars at Work? <offensive to government workers>
5. New Movies (puns)
6. Moms Brownies
7. Dear Paula from the NBA (political satire)
8. Games
9. Princess Di Jokes Part 1 (Offensive To Princess Di and Her Fans)
10. Born loser

1. Exercise
2. Computer Viruses
3. Dats A lotta Words
4. Justice Department Sues Women
5. Princess Di Jokes Part 2 (Offensive To Princess Di and Her Fans)
6. Men Bashing <offensive to men, plus adult & language warning>
7. Pet Appreciation Week <just plain dumb>
8. Research Papers
9. Ironic comments & questions about contemporary life
10. Indian Improvements<offensive to Indians>
11. Maternity Problems <adult>

1. Frankie (Pun)
2. REJECTED MOTEL SIX SLOGANS (ADULT)
3. The right gift.
4. Home Town (one more time)
5. Walking
6. Franks Legacy <pun>
7. FW: The right-wing Christian Dictionary (May be offensive to some Christians)
8. Duck News <time waster>
9. Horseback riding
10. Princess Di Jokes Part 3 (Offensive To Princess Di and Her Fans)
11. 11th-hour tweaks for Windows 98
12. The Best Of The Worst! - Part 1/2 <clean>

1. History Lesson (Pun)
2. See the USA
3. Top5-6/9/98 (Signs Your Lawyer Isnt Working Out)
4. Darwin Award <clean>
5. Man on the Moon (adult)
6. Tatoo (anal inference - may be offensive)
7. Semi-Deep Thoughts
8. Laughable comments & questions about contemporary life
9. Viagra Tongue In Cheek News(Adult)
10. Little League Baseball Week <just plain dumb>
11. idiots at work
12. One Liners
13. THE QUESTIONNAIRE (may be offensive to some believers)
14. The Best of The Worst - Part 2/2 <clean>
15. Princess Di Jokes Part 4 (Offensive To Princess Di and Her Fans)

1. The Convent (Pun)
2. New Borns
3. The Importance of Proofreading
4. Humor from daily humor",suggestive
5. 2 Golfers
6. Symphony joke
7. College Students Bible Version
8. the complete installation history of Girlfriend 1.0 [may be offen sive to female list members, but no foul language]
9. Nonchalant comments & questions about contemporary life
10. The Wise Rabbi(adult themes may be offensive to relious)
11. A kid gets onto a bus... <adult>
12. Other News <Clinton, mad cows, et al>
13. Princess Di Jokes Part 5 (Offensive to Diana Fans)
14. Tooth Fairy <Just Plain Silly>
15. The Generation Gap

1. The Name (Pun)
2. The Anniversary Dance(Adult)
3. Fast and Loose <some adult humor>
4. MicroTest (adult)
5. Better than Suzy
6. The Vicar <pun>
7. Nonchalant comments & questions about contemporary life
8. Great Truths About Life
9. Little Johnny Yet Again
10. Professor <adult theme>
11. Princess Di Jokes Part 6 (Offensive to Diana Fans)
12. Breast Gravity!! (adult)
13. Elders To Address Baptist Men
14. Microsoft Rifle Team
15. Who Wins The World Cup Soccer Tournament? <clean>

1. The Gold Standard (Feghoot Pun)
2. <HUMOUR> Viagra in Hong Kong
3. Vacation Planning
4. Sherlock Holmes & Watson (not offensive) & Idahoan Drivers (potentially offensive to Idahoans whove lost their funny bone)
5. The Universal Grade Change Form
6. Numerology & The World Cup <clean & prophetic>
7. Catholic school <perhaps offensive to Catholics>
8. MICROSOFT REDEFINES COMIC STRIPS!
9. MicroTest (adult)
10. Vacations
11. Rodney Dangerfields Best One Liners (adult) (fwd)
12. You Have the Right to Remain Stupid

1. Noting Your Wifes Infidelity(Adult)
2. Taxes
3. The Will (Pun)
4. Real-Life Idiots
5. EuroEnglish
6. Just Keep It Wet <Adult>
7. Princess Di Jokes Part 7 (Offensive To Princess Di and Her Fans)

1. Princess Di Jokes Part 8 (Offensive To Princess Di and Her Fans)
2. Airline Hazard (Pun)
3. Mrs JimJr at Large
4. Primate Committee
5. The A-Z of Political Correctness (Part 1 of 26)
6. DIARY of a mad Viagra Housewife(Adult)
7. CBN, TWC FORM JOINT VENTURE (satire)
8. "Pregnant Woman Gets Shot"
9. Elephant Jokes
10. Dutch riding <adult reference>
11. Come out, Come out...
12. The American Flag (insp)
13. The Origin Of The Middle Finger <adultish..>

1. Not Tonight, Dear
2. The Dating Game
3. HOW TO GIVE YOUR CAT A PILL ( offensive to cat lovers )
4. NHL LINES??? (adult)
5. Theological Engineering Exam <off. to the religious>
6. HUMOR: clean
7. The A-Z or Political Correctness (Part 2 of 26)
8. Dennis Miller lines <sexual innuendo>
9. Outlandish comments & questions about contemporary life
10. Peanuts
11. Princess Di Jokes Part 9 (Offensive To Diana Fans)
12. Thats not a foot!! (Adult)
13. <No subject given>
14. Ugliest Baby
15. Feeling Stressed? (Not offensive)
16. WHADDA U CALL?(Adult)
17. Doctor Jokes <clean>

1. LJ Strikes Once More <mild sex reference>
2. New Darwin Award Nominee!
3. Preacher Bob <risque,may offend fundamentalists>
4. How Hot Is It? - A True Story
5. Dracula <adult... kind of>

1. Harmonica playing?
2. Husbands and Wives
3. Expert Witness (Pun)
4. Ten Ways The Wizard of Oz Would Be Different If It Were Made Today
5. Great Bumper Stickers
6. U Might Be a cajun..AAAAAYYYYYYEEEEEEEE!!
7. The Navy Seals of Computing
8. The A-Z or Political Correctness (Part 3 of 26)
9. On Chain Letters...
10. A Call for More Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels
11. Sarcastic comments and questions about contemporary life
12. Darwin Awards
13. <risque, may offend elderly>

1. Of Doctors and Husbands <clean,expletive>
2. Polish Train (Pun)
3. Female Logic
4. ABCs of Ex-Girlfriends (CLASSIC)
5. Top 10 list McDonalds
6. Redneckers P.C. (off. to rednecks)
7. Confronting an anaconda
8. HUMOR: Helga <adult>
9. Various stories, one adult reference
10. Men versus Dog
11. THE SPELLCHECKER SONG
12. The A-Z of Polltical Correctness (Part 4 of 26)
13. Managed Frienship
14. Humor:Real life?clean..
15. World Cup & hooliganism <mention of sex, maybe off. to the Engli
16. The new Tattoo(Adult)

1. Room Service (Pun)
2. The A-Z of Political Correctness (Part 5 of 26)
3. Doctors
4. Ways to say someone is intellectually challenged
5. Handsome Prince (the "F" word)
6. Humor:may offend the religious and Elvis fans
7. Travel restrictions
8. SuperNatural <adult>
9. Airline humor
10. Lets be frank...
11. Another MicroTest <adult>
12. Miscellany <one OJ joke>
13. Two Nuns (slightly risque)
14. The Heavenly Answer
15. Airline Terminology
16. How Did I Get Here? <Little Johnny joke>
17. poem

1. <HUMOUR> Viagra virus
2. The 23rd Eatin Psalm
3. Michael Jordan versus Bill Gates
4. President Clintin
5. Internet Addiction
6. Elephant Q&A <clean and plain silly>
7. Now thats getting em told!
8. The Perfect Day
9. Proud Fathers
10. Sympathy... Plus+ <adult>
11. Kids say the darndest things...
12. The A-Z of Political Correctness (Part 6 of 26)
13. FW: FW:Another MicroTest
14. Fathers Day
15. 4 Surgeons <offensive to lawyers>
16. Are you ready to be a parent?

1. Happy Fathers Day
2. The law of gravity <clean>
3. True story
4. How To Annoy People
5. Orchestra <pun>
6. Women Vs. Men (off to dumb men :o)
7. Practical first aids for home accidents

1. practical first aid guide. (part II)
2. Moore on Fathers
3. New Office Lingo
4. Lawn Mowing
5. Seinfeld on Sex (somewhat adult)
6. Politics (adult)
7. Stories
8. Scornful comments and questions about the Southern Baptist Conv

1. Humor:Real life?clean..
2. World Cup & hooliganism <mention of sex, maybe off. to the Engli
3. Banks & Bankers
4. Sad News
5. Road Work <Dumb blonde joke>
6. Jack And Jill <adult>
7. The A-Z Of Political Correctness (Part 7 of 26)
8. Today In History <Secret Service, New Jersey>
9. Dog Dictionary
10. Flying Around With Excel
11. Newlyweds <adult>

1. The Drug Store (Pun)
2. Life in the USA <adult humor>
3. Womens Compact Instruction Booklet (off. to men)
4. Two-Story House <Adult>
5. The Laws of Work
6. Deep Thoughts From The Young - Part 1
7. Diana software (offensive to Di and Gates fans)
8. The Writing on the Walls <some are adult>
9. The Way it Came to Pass
10. Silly comments and questions about soccer

1. The Architect (Not Off.)
2. JimJrs Real Life Definitions
3. The Tie (Pun)
4. Answering Machine messages <adult>
5. Neat Trick<adult-rated, offensive>
6. Deep Thoughts From The Young - Part 2
7. Advice
8. Humorous Signs from England
9. Billgatesian Thesaurus / Swapping <adult>
10. June 25th in History <Native Americans>
11. The Wall
12. Patterns
13. Satricial comments & questions about contemporary life

1. Super Bowl
2. JimJrs Real Life Definitions
3. Negotiation Skills!! (adult)
4. Predictions <clean>
5. Seinfeld on Marriage
6. <No subject given>
7. Plumbing Problems? <about toilets)
8. You might be a school teacher if... <offensive to school teachers, maybe>
9. Revenge
10. Gems from Children
11. Art Exhibition (Offensive)
12. Clinton in China <Democrats, Chinese>
13. Thoughts on real-life definitions (off to lawyers)
14. Engineers
15. Trains
16. true story

1. Women of the 90s <adult humor>
2. Humor:offensive to women, crude
3. FW: How Many???
4. Extreme Bumper Stickers
5. Acrimonious comments & questions about contemporary life
6. Homorous Stories & Jokes
7. Tech Support Calls & Other Weird Things
8. Let me show you... (Clean, slightly ethnic)
9. Grand Tetons <adult>
10. A Pork Fable <possibly offensive to Italians>
11. WOMB! was "true story" (flatulent humor)
12. Been on the Internet too long?
13. REVISED Toddler Property Laws
14. Let Me Show You
15. The Most Bizarre Suicide Ever

1. Female Logic
2. Typing Test <sexual content>
3. Chocolate Humor
4. Obituary
5. May-December marriiage <adult>
6. Ironic comments & questions about contemporary life
7. Lucky Dwarfs (Off to Dwarfs)
8. FDA Spokesperson?????????
9. Official Hit-and-Run Points Chart

1. Weekly Traffic Report
2. The Drunk (Pun)
3. Black and White
4. Hymnology
5. insurance
6. Funeral for a Dog
7. Advice To Women
8. Job Interview

1. The New Car (Pun)
2. College Daze
3. Things you never hear in Church <off. to the religious>
4. You dont know Jack... (adult)
5. Sandal Shopping <adult>
6. Bumper Sticker Philosophy & Hello General
7. The World According to Student Bloopers - Part 1
8. Camping out
9. Red Indians (Adult)
10. Seinfeld on Retirement
11. Adroit comments & questions about contemporary life
12. M & Ms <clean>

1. Maryland Weather
2. A Couple of Smiles
3. Humor:Offensive to gay women
4. Coming home Q&A <off. to men>
5. The World According to Student Bloopers - Part 2
6. A family affair (off. religion)
7. HOW TO TRAIN A PARROT
8. Darwin award (gross)
9. The Bank Robbery (Pun)
10. 3 wishes
11. Best Feat Forward