The Humor List Postings for August 1998

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of August Topics of the day:
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1. Blonde joke
2. Life in General
3. More Female Bashing (adult)
4. How to Write a Graoner (Pun)
5. 2 Story House <mature>

1. Generic Drug Names
2. Football
3. call of the wild
4. What On Earth Is Going On??? (adult)
5. Sadistic Jokes (sick)
6. The Merits of a Mistress
7. <No subject given>
8. Water, Water!
9. The Exam (Pun)
10. If cars were like computers

1. True Story?
2. Fine Dining
3. What you mean & what you say <some language>
4. Politically Correct Alphabet
5. On idleness
6. Occupations
7. Just a small one (Follow-up)
8. New Corporate Definitions
9. Egyptian Man (Joke)
10. Tips on Love (by kids)
11. The Klutz (Pun)
12. The Case Of The Stolen Furs <clean>

1. The Moral of the STORY (Adult)
2. JimJrs Views on Life
3. Texas Joke
4. Relationships <adult>
5. Multitasking and Chewing Gum
6. FORE...!!! <adult>
7. Dennis Miller Rants about Smoking <Adult Language>
8. Fast Delivery (Pun)
9. The Case Of The Broken Glass <clean>
10. Over Endowed (somewhat of color)

1. Dear Mom and Dad,
2. Toughest Hooker In The Yukon (adult)
3. Trip to Europe <adult>
4. humor: That famous blue dress <off to Monica>
5. Finding the right girl
6. Its A Wacky World - #52 (Nudity)
7. Top5 - 8/5/98 - 21st Century Religions (fwd)
8. The REAL Microsoft power toys
9. Misunderstanding (sick, adult language, offensive to gays)
10. Wishes..
11. 2 Racehorses
12. The Lock Keeper (Pun)
13. Oregon
14. Applications <clean>

1. Cheatin Hearts <adult humor>
2. God Created Woman (adult)
3. Pope in heaven
4. Top5 - 8/6/98 - Surprises in Monicas Testimony
5. F-word <language, adult>
6. Stockholder
7. John Cleese (risque)
8. DR SUESS MEETS FORNIGATE(adult political)
9. Microsoft invented it (offensive to Bill Gates)
10. Glossary Of Product Terminology
11. More little used euphemisms for sex (adult content)
12. Logical Thinking <clean>
13. The Sick Rabbit (Pun)

1. Ears how to use a phone
2. Moore on Aging
3. Ranting Again, Dennis Miller <Adult language>
4. Rules That Guys Wish Girls Knew (adult)
5. The ANA Act (offensive to couch potatoes)
6. Amazing discovery
7. A Humorous Survey Question
8. No Dancing
9. Re: A Humorous Survey Question
10. Psalm14:1 proved
11. The comeback line of the century (adult content)
12. Chicken Quotes: Other Religions

1. HUMOR Digest - 7 Aug 1998 to 8 Aug 1998
2. Gays <adult humor>
3. Education Courses For Women (off. to women)
4. Ranting Again by Dennis Miller <adult language>
5. Twins
6. Humor: Off to Clintons
7. Philosphy?
8. How To Tell Wher A Driver Is From
9. NAME GAME (adult/political)
10. Genius - adult theme

1. Speeches/Speaking
2. Contracting Terminology
3. Catholic Humor and Asylum Humor
4. Suggestions For Golf/Bathroom
5. 10 Things Youll Never Hear A Man Say
6. WE IS LOST!
7. Humor - Its a Wacky World! #53
8. 100 Reasons Why Its Great To Be A Woman
9. Heaven or Hell
10. In The News - Humorous News Quips
11. Doggy Tricks (insensitive to dog owners)
12. Punjab Driving Appl. Form <clean>

1. Hospitals
2. ITs ALL In DA NAME(adult)
3. Computers
4. Bad Prose 1 of 3 (max. 4) <clean>
5. Cop bites driver
6. Family Picnic <adult>
7. Humor - Its a Wacky World! #54
8. 10 Things Youll Never Hear A Woman Say
9. Monicagate limericks [Adult]
10. More Monicagate [adult theme}
11. What is the purpose of Perl
12. Personality Test (Adult/sexual content)

1. Science Exam Quotes (11 year olds)
2. Barbers
3. Bad Prose 2 of 3 (max. 4) <clean>
4. Hard of Hearing??!!
5. Q & A quickies
6. First Aid
7. Drinking + Driving (Furcadia) <clean>
8. The hunter [Adult}
9. DING DONG!(adult)
10. Down On The Farm <adult>
11. Brain Puzzler (Best-of-usenet repost)
12. Medical Field Hospital (Adult/Sexual Content)

1. The Last Thing I Remember was...
2. Bad Prose 3 of 3 (max. 4) <clean>
3. Say What!!!???
4. ONE and Twenty
5. {HUMOR} A Plethora of Aphorisms
6. EarthQuake in California
7. Children <child advocates>
8. Letter From Grandma
9. Why Cartoons Arent Funny Any More
10. Sonys Rated X-ray vision (Clean, News article)
11. Duel (pun, tongue twister)
12. Take My Guy...Please! <adult, off. to fem?>
13. HUMOR: We are what we eat!
14. Lambchop (off to lambchop fans)
15. White lie <adult context>

1. Dancing Bear <Adult>
2. Whats in a Name
3. Bad prose 4 of 4 <clean>
4. Travel Anyone???
5. Top5 - 8/13/98 - Internet Euphemisms for Death
6. 3 Daughters <innuendo>
7. Typical US Government Action...
8. Competition <Clean>
9. Ribbit!
10. <humor> adult: Planet of the Apes Revisited...
11. Worm ladies (clean)
12. Notice! More travel signs.
13. Why?
14. The bells! The bells!
15. Where Are You Going This Weekend? <adult>

1. A Childs View
2. Womens Logic
3. Before and After
4. Getting Religion
5. Churchill
6. Olde Sayings.....
7. National Relaxation Day
8. Anarchy in Action
9. Clinton Jokes - some fresh ones (off to Clinton :o)
10. William....TELL!

1. College Daze
2. Running the world <clean>
3. Stranded in an island <Adult>
4. Guide to safe Fax <Sexual innuendo>
5. Jury Duty
6. The Golfing Accident
7. COW MECHANIC
8. Hiccups
9. Things That Irritate A Sane Person
10. Sex Survey <adult>

1. Higher Standard<offensice to lazy Indians>
2. Aging, Not so Gracefully <some adult humor>
3. Speeding
4. THE CAMEL
5. In Court
6. Little Johnny and Math
7. male dishwashing
8. Couple-O-Jokes <clean>

1. The Fine Art of Dating <some Adult Humor>
2. Windows 98
3. Bad Prose - How it started <clean>
4. Ice Cream problems!
5. A PLEASANT LETTER FROM GRANDMA....<language>
6. OUTTA OUR HAIR(adult)
7. I Can Explain!!! (adult)
8. Girl talk (clean)
9. American Baseball & Gates
10. Top5 - 8/17/98 - Questions for the President
11. Petty Theft (Pun)
12. Road Kill Cafe (Distasteful to animals and dietary good sense)
13. Surd-Times:The Interview <clean>

1. Kids
2. Top Signs Of A Rocky Relationship (mature)
3. HUMOR Reaction to President Clintons Speech
4. Spanish Viagra
5. The Evolution of Language
6. Joke- PG-sewer spillage
7. Ten Guidelines for Enlightenment
8. ROBOTICS
9. The Thesis (Shaggy Dog Story)
10. A Dog Pun
11. Random Thoughts <clean>

1. The Police...
2. Top5 - 8/19/98 - Rejected Disaster Movie Premises
3. Bumper Stickers
4. First draft of the speech Clinton gave 8-17-98
5. Keeping abreast of Web Developments <ADULT>
6. Theme Song <adult>
7. The real meaning... <clean>
8. Todays Air <GOP, Demos, Tex-Mex, ABC>
9. About Seinfeld - part 1
10. HELL"S THREE DOORS
11. Advice to Women from Men (sexist, but funny)
12. =?iso-8859-1?Q?Today=92s?= Stock Market Reports (Puns)
13. The Difference
14. An Italian In The US <adult>

1. Not so Blissful
2. Suggestive at end
3. Top5 - 8/20/98 - Surprises About the New iMac
4. Radio Tunes
5. NOTICE! <Adult>
6. Old Lady
7. Clinton <moderately offensive>
8. Jokes
9. Arguments ( Could offend some women )
10. PUNgue Twister
11. Chelsea, I got something to tell you...(an original work)

1. Thoughts On Men & Women <clean,off. to women>
2. If
3. Men-Women Differences
4. Assorted Humour (off. to many)
5. Clintons Address <poss.off to clinton supporters)
6. Desert island <adult, sick>
7. SOLD!!!
8. Women (offensive to females and religious persons)
9. EXCUSE NOTES FROM "PARENTS" <Contains some suggestive material>
10. Nursery Rhyme (suggestive)
11. More Presidential Humor (adult, of course)
12. Vaginitis<adult content>
13. Condom Shopping <adult>
14. BIKER TEE SHIRT(adult language)
15. About Seinfeld - part deux
16. Two Poems (Puns)

1. Feminists <some adult humor>
2. Misunderstanding <innuendo, could be offensive to Italians>
3. Koala bear (adult, pun)
4. The Birth of an Urban Legend
5. Clinton depo in chat room <no more offensive than the facts>
6. Chinese Restaurant (Pun)
7. DID YA HEAR....

1. Mrs JimJr - Chef Unaware
2. bullying, not always an option
3. Hot Diggety Dog <adult>
4. +++ THE CHURCH of APATHY +++
5. ^^ Who are you calling colored ? ^^
6. ^^^ SAMS SHACK ^^^
7. ++ BIRTHDAYS OF LITTLE KNOWN PEOPLE ++
8. Americans with no Abilities Act (political parody)
9. Amish Ass(Adult)
10. Visit to the Dentist (Pun)
11. At the Vets
12. THE MOURNFUL MAN

1. jokes (the sick, the adult and the blond)
2. Columbia Maryland
3. The News <adult>
4. Whats The Prognosis???
5. MATH in the 90s..
6. Just Married <adult>
7. ++ BIRTHDAYS OF LITTLE KNOWN PEOPLE ++
8. Hurricanes <just plain dumb>
9. Howzat?
10. Adult theme (And, with apology for historical inaccuracy)
11. The Carpenters (Pun)
12. Wont Hurt Much
13. A MAN, A WOMAN AND A CAT: STAGES IN A RELATIONSHIP

1. Happy Anniversary <some adult humor>
2. At the butchers
3. About marriage
4. Children Say...
5. Minimum Drinking Age Raised
6. THE hole
7. The Bird Farmer (Pun)
8. Minimum Drinking Age
9. The New Age:Bathing Skills! <clean>
10. IMPROPER LANGUAGE (Adult profanity)

1. The Silver Screen <some adult humor>
2. about fishing unfinished
3. How Do They Do It???
4. Tips from Old Catweasels Farmers Almanac
5. Why Its Great Being A Guy (mildly sexist)
6. <Humor> This Month in Science
7. Literal Thinker
8. <humor> News from The Annals of Improbable Research
9. Whitehouse Lovin
10. ISRaeLi IceCreams
11. Israeli joke (adult theme)
12. The Spanish Musician (Pun)
13. Duct Tape
14. Kamikaze attack

1. The Human Animal
2. Misc. Humour
3. Redneck Jokes <off. to rednecks...mebbe!>
4. Brain cell migration (adult theme)
5. Beethoven <clean & a groaner>
6. A Clinton Tidbit
7. Top 10 Foreign Film Reviews <American-centric :-)>
8. Top5 - 8/27/98 - Signs Youre at a Bad Air Show
9. Abbott and Costello meet Windows 95
10. Presidential Test <adult, Off. to Presidents>
11. Humor:Offensive to W. Va/women+crude
12. History
13. PUMPkin FuN(Adult)
14. Caesar Salad (Pun)
15. Random things to think about...

1. Sex in the 90s <adult humor>
2. GoD TaKes a vAcaTion
3. Atitude about sex (adult language)
4. For Heavens Sakes
5. St Viagras service of celebration <off. to the religious>
6. Redneck Jokes <off. to rednecks...mebbe!>
7. Top5 - 8/28/98 - A Top5 Classic!
8. Humor in numbers [Clean]
9. Hows your day?
10. Shopping at Wal-Mart <rude>
11. The Shady Bunch (Presidential Parody)
12. FW: Behavior Modification...
13. Mouse Balls

1. The Accident (pun)
2. Life in the USA <some adult humor>
3. Cables and cords
4. The Perfect Man
5. Ur Classic JewIsh JoKe
6. Rednecks (off. to them)
7. University Assignments
8. The Chinese Brothers (Pun)

1. Humor in Numbers
2. Weekly Traffic Report
3. FAce lift - adult
4. double negative (clean)
5. The Perfect Man
6. Feline Physics - Part 1

1. Integrity
2. love trouble (adult, tasteless, even sick)
3. Oh Canada! (off. to Americans)
4. Guidelines for Submitting Professional Writing <clean-ish>
5. The RaBbi
6. Top5 - 8/31/98 - Least Known Facts In Military Histor
7. Feline Physics - Part 2 of 2
8. Like A Rock/Bank Robbery <adult>
9. Finagaling Sex <adult>
10. How to Give Your Cat a Pill
11. A Blonde Kidnapper
12. Modern History?
13. Humor - Stupid Criminal Story #9
14. Its 5 oclock, do you know where its at?
15. Follow the Directions on the Label (fwd)
16. Humor: adult
17. Getting from here to there <offensive to blondes>
18. TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CRISIS (Universally Offensive)
19. Education the Easy Way (Pun)
20. The Tourist <adultish>
21. PUN ALERT - off. to all intelligent people!