The Humor List Postings for September 1998

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of September Topics of the day:
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1. School Daze
2. Sexual inuendo
3. "Heavens Clocks"
4. Assorted Smiles
5. Humor: Off the Wall
6. Good Health
7. The CaT tesT
8. Quotes - Womens points of view
9. Gittin Hitched... <adult>
10. Coming out <adult>
11. Humor - Goldie Oldie
12. Christmas party (adult)
13. Playground Rules
14. Voice Recognition <clean>
15. AOL Price Raises
16. NIPPLE FACTORY

1. knowledge
2. Army Life
3. The Net does not make you gay <clean-ish>
4. More Clinton Jokes <political>
5. I Got Lucky!
6. BloNde nEar dEath
7. A Poem by Shel Silverstein
8. Humor - Weird Business News #7 (1 of 3)
9. A little war humour <adult> <tasteless>
10. Her Occupation <adult>
11. It Was An Accident!
12. Short bursts of humor mostly about current events
13. Cross Talk
14. Forms of (Dis)Belief
15. Q & A <adult>

1. TAIWANESE (Adult)
2. Drug Combination (Pun)]
3. Drug Combination (repost)
4. Doctor - Patient
5. Things Men Need To Know
6. Ironing shirts
7. Two groaners <clean, but real groaners>
8. Really silly joke:
9. Johnny Cochrans Top 10 Closing Arguments for Bill Clintons Impeachment Hearing
10. Humor: Still more Clinton/Lewinski <sexual>
11. The History of Medicine
12. Dennis Miller on Relationships...(adult language)
13. Ethnic Jokes <adult, offensive>
14. BRady bunCH paRodY(Adult)
15. Stand and deliver
16. Humor - Weird Business News #7 (2 of 3)
17. Mostly cynical observations about current events & life
18. Spielberg Movie (Pun)
19. The Old Man and the Jar (risque)
20. On Commuting <cleanish..>

1. Golf
2. free drink <slightly off>
3. <HUMOR> If you cant believe in Duct Tape...
4. Gay Q&A <adult, off. to homos>
5. Grannies on the road
6. How to Succeed
7. Humor - Weird Business News #7 (3 of 3)
8. Bear Salvation
9. Marrying Man (Pun)
10. Indian Names <sexual innuendo>
11. Differences Between You And Your Boss
12. Trids
13. No DHMO
14. From Where???
15. Wrong number
16. Adult (Humor)

1. Steven Wright Quotes
2. Top5 - 9/4/98 - Reasons You Cant Find a Job
3. Power of paper < Adult Theme >
4. If my dogs name was Mypenis...<adult>
5. More ways to tell a redneck has been using a computer <offensive to rednecks>
6. Windows 2000 Error Messages
7. Wheres the BC????
8. Poopie Dictionary
9. A little list of "Doc-isms" (Part 1 of 2)
10. Nice Lighter!
11. HYmNs(adult)
12. How to Impress Your Lover (clean)

1. Playing Golf (Adult Theme)
2. Cultural Differences <some adult humor>
3. Sad News
4. A Unique Occupation (adult)
5. Blonde Jokes <adult; offensive to blondes>
6. The Value of Roof Preading
7. Lawyers and engineers
8. (no subject)
9. Top Ten Signs That Your Husband Doesnt Love You Anymore
10. A little list of "Doc-isms" (Part 2 of 2)
11. DoctOr on caLL(adult)
12. Special fencing <raunchy humor, adult themes>
13. NO MILK ! < Adult >

1. tHe AmbuSh(adult)
2. Cultural Differences - II
3. HERPES ! < Adult >
4. clinton <clean>
5. Top Ten Signs That You May Be Suffering From Depression
6. Cheating <adult>
7. The Manlieness Test (adult)
8. Doggie Dictionary
9. Engineers Rule OK? <probably only for Mathematicians & Engineers>
10. TOP TEN SIGNS YOU BOUGHT THE WRONG COMPUTER
11. Appointment ! < Adult >
12. In The News - Humorous News Quips
13. Court Room Testimony (fwd)
14. Interesting News....

1. Cultural Differences - III
2. Interesting News....
3. Anything At All!
4. Dolphins quarterback
5. Redneck Sex Test <adult>
6. Fredericks <slightly adult>
7. 2 Brothers
8. Im a Truck Drivin Man <adult>
9. Psychic domain
10. Summaries
11. Top Ten Reasons I Shouldve Stayed Single
12. BlONde ShoPPing
13. Jobs

1. More True Stories
2. 90s Lifestyles <some adult humor>
3. Top5 - 9/8/98 - Football Season is Starting
4. The walk <clean, but testosterone-driven>
5. Legal Brief - Up in Smoke!!??
6. Fishin Is Better Than Makin Love <adult>
7. Useful Law Degree
8. THE noTe(adult)
9. Curiosity <adult>
10. Just Looking
11. MS Word (Off to Clinton)
12. Even More Top Ten Reasons I Shouldve Stayed Single
13. India Expands Elephant Spawning
14. A Mangled Bardic Tale (More Clinton drivel)
15. coyotes (offf. to them, cruel as well)
16. Mildly humorous comments questions about current events
17. The Safari (Pun)
18. Hollywood Squares <suggestive>

1. Twists and Turns
2. Top5 - 9/9/98 - New Boy Scout Merit Badges (fwd)
3. Grandparents/Chicken (mature)
4. Camels <adult>
5. Help Me, Doc! <adult>
6. the SpeLLing bee tRooper(offensive)
7. Some questions & comments about current events
8. He Thinks Hes Me!
9. 101 Things Not To Say During Sex <adult>
10. Camping Story
11. Blind parachuter
12. Two Treats (Puns)
13. Top Ten Signs That Youve Chosen The Wrong Psychiatrist (Adult)

1. Drinking
2. Things That Kids Teach Us
3. Carpe Diem <adult>
4. Its A Miracle!
5. THE gay church guy(adult)
6. Shapes <adult>
7. Chinese wedding night
8. Mark McGwire (Pun)

1. Interviews Gone Awry <innuendo>
2. U Know It
3. Bill and Monica (adult)
4. Shallow Thoughts <political>
5. Paul Benoit Carpe Diem
6. [suggestive]
7. Magic Mirror <Adult>
8. The Bricklayers Accident
9. Slogans For Comdom Week <adult>
10. DumB(adult)
11. Cherokee Chief (Pun)
12. The White House
13. Pig Farm

1. Sports
2. Oral Lewenisky <Adult themes>
3. The Perfect Man
4. A womans schedule (sexist, adult, urinary humor)
5. Wedding Vows?
6. The Four Nuns <adult>
7. Hillary joke
8. More True Stories

1. THE MOMMIE pOeM(ADULT- Offensive language)
2. Doctors
3. 20 Worst Things To Hear At A Nuclear Power Plant <clean>
4. Windows 98 bugs, er, features (off. to Microsoft)
5. And in todays Chronicle of Higher Education...
6. Ashes To Ashes, Dust To Dust... <adult>
7. Humor - Its A Wacky World! #55
8. An Adult Anagram
9. Smokin! <adult subject>
10. Birth Control

1. Things Youll Never Hear
2. impeachment
3. Top5 - 9/15/98 - Stupid FDA Warning Labels
4. Extreme Bumper Stickers
5. Blondes <adult>
6. Health Class <adult>
7. Humor - More on Hyphenated Americans
8. The Dispute
9. dead redneck <a bit crude>
10. Parking Tickets

1. The Younger Set
2. Two Smiles
3. Russian leaders and the train <off. to Russian leaders?>
4. The Piano Man <adult, language>
5. The Duct Tape controversy rages on...
6. aliens point of vue: TV
7. Donald Trumps Advice
8. <HUMOUR> Sinking library
9. Chief <offensive to Australians?>
10. The Will (Pun)

1. Jolly Old England
2. Extreme Exhaustion (adult)
3. Aliens point of vue (off. to mankind - and womankind!)
4. Assorted Smiles
5. Subject: Workers
6. Genitalia--also offensive to insensitive men
7. <HUMOR> Jules Feiffer on President Clinton
8. Bungee Jumping <adult>
9. A Question of Paternity
10. Scooby Doo <adult humor>
11. S.H.I.T <adult language>
12. Designated
13. Blue House
14. The Do-It-Yourself Roofer (Pun)
15. long hair <clean>
16. The great Lenin (language)

1. Romance <some adult humor>
2. How Not To Raise Livestock (mature)
3. Three Animals
4. Did I dial ....?
5. Humor shorts: cynical comments & questions
6. Leprechaun <adult humor>
7. "Little Johnny" jokes <adult humor>
8. Cricket
9. Robinson Caruso (Pun)

1. Bumper Stickers <not offensive>
2. Crime in the USA
3. 101 uses for those AOL disks.. we all have.
4. Special High Intensity Training <adult language>
5. Courage <language>
6. TAILS: Kitty humour (fwd)
7. Lying About the Minister
8. Health Insurance <sexual content>
9. Twas the Night Before Crisis <some adult content>
10. Dogs and Cats
11. Witty comments & questions about contemporary events
12. National Farm Safety Week
13. Bear in Boise (Shaggy Dog Story)

1. Jewish Humor
2. Suggestions for Tashlich
3. Doing Laundry <adult>
4. I just cant help it!!!
5. Riddles from PUNY
6. Pre-nup question (pun - adult)
7. CLASSY DAME
8. Politics <slightly adult>
9. Sounds Logical..<clean>
10. The Schitt family tree <less offensive than the Star Report>

1. Young Love
2. Thats Not Mine!!! (adult)
3. Its Over
4. The San Francisco Math Quiz
5. A Few Jokes <adult, language>
6. Dreadful comments & questions about current events
7. Aliens point of vue: twilight zone
8. Five kinds of sex <adults only: f..word>
9. AOL ANgeL
10. Alexander The Great (Shaggy Dog Story)

1. Marriage With An IT Gal? <clean>
2. Those Wacky Gals!(adult)
3. Famous Last Words
4. Unix humour <geeky>
5. Im Really Weary! (off. to women from England)
6. Endangered Species
7. A Revised Cherry Tree Story
8. Him vs Her
9. <humor> Call for Presidential Support plus Disneyland Trip Offer
10. The pet
11. Another Titanic Story :-)
12. The Food Addict (Pun)

1. CS Husbands--Why Women Need Them! <clean>
2. Families
3. My Daily Prayer (some adult language)
4. Mystery Solved (may be offensive to men)
5. A couple hunting jokes
6. the Clintons <innuendo>
7. Merit Badge <adult>
8. <HUMOR> Not the Sharpest Tool in the Shed
9. Honeymoon Interference
10. Venting about Bill, Ken, and Monica
11. Ms. Robicheauxs (row-be-shows) Boy >Cajun Style<
12. New Computer Viruses
13. In the Navy
14. Rememberances from the Dark Corner (Pun)
15. Tales from a tropical island
16. Clinton and cigars (adult)

1. look-out
2. Middle Age <some language>
3. A World Without Vowels
4. You Might Be A Redneck... <off. to... wait, can Rednecks read this?>
5. Death Sentence
6. Dennis Miller Rants <adult language and subject>
7. Venting about Bill, Ken, and Monica, part 2
8. Made For Each Other? <adult>
9. alien: about sex (suggestive)
10. On the Pier (Pun)
11. <HUMOUR> A penis by any other name

1. Assorted Put Downs
2. How to be annoying
3. Lawyer joke (offensive to lawyers)
4. Chaiya Chaiya...<for Indian audiences>
5. FDA warnings on alcohol bottles <Mostly clean. Sobering, too>
6. Computer Breasts (adult)
7. Wedding Night Pratical Jokes
8. Humor:Real life...mine
9. Take this cigar and shove it!
10. THE pEt
11. Mealy-mouthed questions & comments about current events
12. Thesaurus & Movie Mania <adult>
13. Geologically Speaking
14. Academe Today... {adult reference}
15. Redneck wives (off to them and their husbands)
16. PUNY Riddles 2

1. 1993 Humor Digest
2. Curiosity < adult >
3. India jokes<offensive to Indians>
4. Back To School
5. Bumper Stickers
6. English
7. CLINTON & MONICA (ADULT)
8. HUMOR: Kenneth Starr and Larry Flynt
9. Whale Tale <adult innuendo>
10. Jerry Seinfeld on Homophobia...
11. Two Old Yankees (Pun)

1. Weekly Traffic Report
2. The Powerbook That Leaked
3. Biblical Humour
4. Humor: Year 2K ditty <clean>
5. Earlier posted "Quote of the Day"
6. appropriate answer
7. Some Short Tales (Puns)
8. More venting about Bill, Ken, Monica, and Linda, part 3
9. Joke-Rated : light
10. Attitude <clean>

1. The 90s <some innuendo>
2. His And Her ATM Habits (off. to women)
3. Metric Cliches
4. Shipwrecked! <adult>
5. HUMOR: more clintons <still offensive>
6. The new arrival <adult>
7. Cigar, anyone? <adult>
8. The Singing Sword (Pun)
9. 3 in Heaven <clean>

1. Choosing A Profession <clean,lengthy>
2. Cars
3. alarm clocks
4. This Explains It All???!!! (mature)
5. Cows
6. Humor:Clinton,Flowers..suggestive
7. Windy <adult>
8. All the Presidents Dolls
9. Jerry Seinfeld
10. Pierre - the French Fighter Pilot
11. Accounting 1-A (Pun)
12. The construction team
13. Cricket -- The Future <adult>

1. 1994 Humor Digest
2. Sexual innuendo
3. Lease A Nuclear Device!
4. Psalm 23, For Todays PC Times
5. <HUMOR> Computer Generated Humor (Language refs)
6. Redneck starship captains <off. to rednecks and starfleet officers>
7. Wanna Date My Daughter???
8. The Therapist (Pun)
9. AMAZING DOG
10. Wanna Date My Daughter?