The Humor List Postings for October 1998

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of October Topics of the day:
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1. Hunting
2. The Wink (Pun)
3. Reality Checks
4. Doctors Orders
5. I Have No Recollection...
6. Letter of reccomendation
7. Wish Id said that
8. "Wonder" Bread and Mailman <adult>
9. beware of dog <clean>
10. Top Ten Signs That Your Life Is About To Change

1. Psychiatrists
2. The Orphan (Pun)
3. A COWBOYaS GUIDE TO LIFE
4. 90S JARGON
5. The 100GB Bug
6. <Humor: Using Spoonerisms for Repartee.
7. Birds of a feather <adult>
8. Wedding Nite Prank(AdulT)
9. Lil Johnny (adult theme)
10. The Mine (Puns)

1. Cuba <some adult humor>
2. Doctor Visit
3. The Bells/ Sex Laws <adult>
4. The doggie pledge
5. KIDS AND the Brothel(adult)

1. Kids and Grandkids
2. The Ten Commandments of E-mail
3. Little Red Riding Hood <adult>
4. The T.V. Repairman and the housewife
5. COffee bREak(adult)
6. Puns and Riddles
7. Theres Still Time
8. Niggers in jail (racist)
9. Monday Surds..<clean>

1. Partners Polemic
2. Its All In The Name ("f" word)
3. Remember When
4. Top Cigar Ad Slogans <adult>
5. Indian Aids<offensive to Indians and Aids patients>
6. A phone call
7. Make a Deal (shouldnt be offensive)
8. B-day present/Cannibals <adult>
9. Series of old corny jokes
10. WHAT"S DA DIFFERENce?(adult)
11. My Footsteps
12. The Alley Cat (Pun)

1. The Police
2. Typical Lawyers (off. to lawyers)
3. The Abscess <adult>
4. bills drive in the country [offensive to clinton supporters; mil dly adult]
5. Golf For Couples <adult>
6. Ethnic Jokes <equal opportunity offensive>
7. The Theology of Toys
8. BLONDE INVENTIONS
9. Humor - Weird Business News #8 (1 of 3)
10. The Eleventh Commandment (sacrilegious)
11. Fwd: Neutron Tide (long, pun)
12. Hurricane Bonnie (Pun)
13. Off the Wire
14. At The Moscow Health Clinic <clean>

1. The Old Guard
2. Food For Thought
3. Blonds At The Ofise <offensive to you know who>
4. Titanic Movie vs. Clinton Video <mildly adult>
5. My kind of Diet!
6. ComPUTer Humor
7. Improving < offensive to Babujis only>
8. A New Lexicon For Women About Men
9. The Shrinks (Pun)
10. The Ride <adult>

1. Congress
2. Rules That Guys Wished Women Knew
3. Airline Woes
4. Oriental Cuisine <adult>
5. Humor - Weird Business News #8 (2 of 3)
6. The Conversation
7. The Bat
8. Fart Problem
9. Airline humour
10. Three Puns
11. Airline Disaster <clean>

1. Blondes in space!!....
2. Mrs JimJr
3. A Few Smiles (mature)
4. Scandal Explained <adult?>
5. Laughs Today In History
6. Humor - Weird Business News #8 (3 of 3)
7. Hunting for a Lawyer <HUMOR>
8. A Bar Pun: Current Answers
9. Things which irritare a sane person (as if Id know about it!)
10. More venting about Bill, Monica, Ken, & Newt (sorry, no Linda st
11. Two Old Maids <adult>
12. The Latest Bumper Sticker(Adult)

1. Mrs JimJr: the Anti-Chef
2. Viagra and a lawyer (adult theme)
3. Good, Bad, and Ugly
4. School Discipline -may offend Catholics and Jews-
5. Incredulous comments and questions about contemporary life
6. Forward (1 of 2): Some handy tips for Catweasel
7. Quote of the week.
8. The Wager
9. PUNY Riddles
10. Humor - Its A Wacky World! #56
11. In The News - Humorous News Quips
12. Washington national

1. Say What ?
2. Caught Cheating
3. Barbie Turns 40
4. Forward (2 of 2): Re: Some handy tips for Catweasel
5. The Time
6. Babys Birth/World Series Leper <gross>
7. The Monsoon (Pun)
8. Are You Obsessed? <adult>

1. Anomalism Abounds
2. Italian roots <clean-ish>
3. Alphabet Soup (silly humor)
4. Interfaith Meeting <offensive to Mormons>
5. Union Rules
6. Extortion - Good For The Soul <adult, off. to catholics>
7. Assorted Puns
8. Sorority Girls - Part 1/3 <adult>

1. Unloved ???
2. (Strange) Laws From Around The Globe
3. A Monica-free week
4. Sexual Aids <adult, off. to me!>
5. Shopping List From 1849s California Gold Rush
6. Humor:Real life......
7. 20 reasons why CHOCOLATE is better than SEX [adult innuendo]
8. Humorous Info: The Aw Schucks Dept.
9. Breast Milk/Nice Breasts <adult>
10. Rental Cars (Puns)
11. Urban hoaxes rant
12. Age of Innocence

1. Columbia Maryland
2. What Men Really Mean (adult)
3. Cats
4. Tongue twisters
5. More Monica
6. PARTISAN ? <adult>
7. The Sermon
8. Penis Jokes <adult>
9. When Im a Little Old Lady
10. Legally Accurate...

1. Making Hay (Pun)
2. Sorority Girls - Part 2/3 <adult>
3. Sex <adult humor>
4. Female Definitions
5. Well - It Aint Exactly Final Jeopardy
6. PLEASE FORWARD <adult, off. to idiots> ((re: Urban hoaxes rant))
7. Things they should come up with
8. <HUMOR> Three Tales of the Times
9. CajuN AirLiNEs
10. Top5-10/15/98-Differences Between the $20 Bills
11. Heavens Gate/ Cyber World <Adult>
12. The Bears (Pun)
13. The Beer and Ice Cream Diet
14. Bill of No Rights
15. Tought Than Sis

1. Sorority Girls - Part 3/3 <adult>
2. the wisdom of our elected officials
3. BeTWeen the LINES
4. The Good Old Days <adult humor>
5. New Domain Names
6. Eleanor Rigby
7. You might be a nerd if... <clean>
8. Religions as programming languages
9. A Round Of Golf... <adult>
10. Custers last stand, <Off. to Indians and Custer fans>
11. <HUMOR> Scientific Staffing Decisions
12. Oops!
13. DISNEY BANKRUPT !!
14. Another Penis joke <adult>
15. Animal Crackers (Pun)

1. Males and Females <adult humor>
2. A lexicon to help you understand the personal columns
3. Chelsea (adult)
4. Pre-Relationship Agreement (Part 1 of 2)
5. Baby SEalS

1. The Party(Pun)
2. Life at State Highway
3. Pre-Relationship Agreement (Part 2 of 2)
4. Fw: Onions the latest craze for New Delhis rich and famous
5. BAMA HOTEL

1. PUNY Riddles 5
2. Dieting <some innuendo>
3. Questions Without Answers
4. New MS operating system
5. MASTERcard(adult)
6. More Ethnic Jokes <off. to most...>
7. Soon To Be Famous Quotes (adult theme) Offensive to the White House Male Bimbo
8. Mike Tyson (Pun)
9. Yen thing <possibly Off. to Asians>

1. The Golf freak(adult)
2. Baltimore Maryland
3. The Eggplant Leader
4. Rules for female teachers <clean>
5. australia
6. australia
7. Frivolous Lawsuits By Jailbirds
8. The Change.... <adult, poss. off. to older ladies!>
9. Semi-funny comments and questions about contemporary life
10. Brave Sir Knight (Rated Pun: Sexual Content)

1. Lil Johnnys Nursery Rhymes <adult>
2. Food
3. 50th anniversary (risque)
4. Just A Thought..
5. These Should Be Murhpys Laws
6. Biblical Mothers <off. to fundamentalists>
7. More venting about Bill, Linda, Hillary, and Bob Barr
8. Best Patient
9. Close community (risque)
10. The Test

1. 90s CowBoys
2. Netanyahu & the Pope
3. Why We Appreciate Men (one for us!)
4. Dont Fool With Mother Nature <innuendo>
5. Half-witted comments & questions about contemporary life
6. De-Frocked!! <adult, off. to clergy>
7. The Fifth Encore <adult>
8. What CAN i say?
9. Supermom (Feghoot)

1. Teenagers <adult humor>
2. Assorted Smiles
3. What a situation. Oy!
4. Scared
5. Ethnic Jokes <adult, off. to French... hey wait, thats me!>
6. N. F. L. Announcement

1. The Moore Family
2. Amorous emu <Some emus might regard it as typical human insensitivity>
3. The New Nun ( Adult)
4. Raisin Bread (mature)
5. Brilliant Lawyers? <offensive to lawyers>
6. PUNY Riddles 6
7. How to Do Homework the Proper Way
8. Humor - Suck up some new lingo.

1. CIA Assassin Test
2. Weekly Traffic Report
3. Top Ten Signs Youre Burned Out Because of Work
4. Goin Fishin
5. The Test Tube Baby(Pun)
6. Its Dark(adult)
7. In The News - Humorous News Quips
8. Zack & His Mule

1. Problems ??? <some adult humor>
2. A Very Keen Lad
3. Cat Accident
4. <Humor> The Library Zone
5. Snow Whites BedTime(adult)
6. Halloween Costumes (mildy risque)
7. Trip To China (Pun)
8. A Close Shave

1. Hippies
2. Jewish mothers <could be off. to Jewish mothers>
3. She Was So Blonde That.... (off. to blondes)
4. If Microsoft Made Toasters
5. <HUMOR> See ya in the Funny Papers!
6. If Men Ruled The World... <adult>
7. KISS HANKS ASS..
8. Origin of Headlines (Pun: Rated: Sexual)

1. Limericks <adult humor>
2. Women!!?? (offensive to women)
3. The Halloween Ball
4. The Library Zone 2
5. Bills Girls <adult>
6. JEWISH GENIE(Adult)
7. Will you?
8. From The Chronicle of Higher Education
9. Quid Pro Quo
10. Star Wars (Pun)

1. Mrs JimJr
2. Halloween Jokes
3. 13 days of Halloween
4. SCARIEST COSTUMES <adult>
5. Halloween Q & A (Part 1 of 2)
6. More silly political comments & questions
7. Tarzan (Pun)
8. Classic alloween joke
9. Signs Of The Times <clean>

1. Neighbors
2. Nixon Vs. Clinton
3. Top 10 Space Shuttle
4. PRODUCT SAFETY ALERT! (more costumes) <adult>
5. Halloween Q & A - Part 2 of 2
6. Doctor Doctor
7. Height vs. Length <off. to managers>
8. Halloween Costume <adult>
9. Semi-comic comments & questions about contemporary life
10. Nice Tie
11. PUNY Riddles 6
12. Lawn Job <adult>

1. Happy Halloween
2. UNIQUE COSTUME(adult)
3. Halloween Puns
4. Dr. Seauss Unplugged
5. Dim-witted comments & questions about contemporary life
6. Feghoot the Exorcist