The Humor List Postings for November 1998

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of November Topics of the day:
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1. Religion
2. But It Itches! <Dirty Little Johnny joke - nuf said>
3. Nobility (Pun)
4. GYN FUNNY ( adult)
5. Bagpipe Funnies (clean)
6. Humor - Weird Business News #9 (1st of 3)
7. Ironic questions and comments about contemporary life

1. Glenns Mission
2. Money
3. Haven a Bad day????????????
4. Dilbertisms
5. Humor - Weird Business News #9 (2nd of 3)
6. ETHNIC JOKES <adult... +Worldwide offensive alert>>
7. Flippant comments and questions about contemporary life
8. Politically INcorrect Clean Bible Humor
9. differences (adult, pun)
10. Repainting (Pun)
11. Following The Docs Advice? <adult>

1. OSCAR BILLs Singalong!(adult)
2. Men
3. A Couple of Smiles (mature)
4. Ponderings...<Poss. off. to old astronauts>
5. You Know Youre In A Redneck Hospital When.....
6. Some of the best Norm Peterson quotes from "Cheers":
7. Eh... Whats Up Doc? <adult>
8. John Glenn (offensive to older people)
9. Humor - Weird Business News #9 (3rd of 3)
10. e-mail addresses <adult>
11. Academic Values

1. Elephantine Jokes!:The Soccer Game <clean>
2. Men and Women
3. The Farmers Son (Pun)
4. Lincoln-Kennedy (mildly offensive)
5. The Law is the Law
6. Tough Game/School Play
7. An Oldie, But A goodie - Duck Shopper
8. The Luck of the DEAL
9. NOAHS ARK
10. Sponsor an NBA player
11. 25 Things I Have Learned in 50 Years
12. Strangers on a Train <adult situation>
13. El Jokes!:Pachydermic Personnel Prediction <clean>
14. The Patriot (Pun)

1. College Daze <adult humor>
2. Speeder(adUlt)
3. A Couple of Smiles
4. The Top 12 Ways Life Would be Different If There Were No Vowels
5. Point/Counterpoint
6. Ignore the Little Man behind the Screen...
7. Top5 - 11/5/98 - A Government Run by Wrestlers
8. The Law is the Law (fwd)
9. EleTelephony <clean>
10. Control Freak

1. Columbia Maryland
2. Differences Between Men & Women
3. Family Tree
4. How to kill an eel <adult>
5. LAWYERS <adult, off. to... hmm, who cares?!>
6. Copywrite Explained (Puns)
7. Lets All Welcome Glenn Home..
8. <humor> Misdirected E-Mail
9. Snide questions and comments about American politics
10. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline
11. Proud to be a Minnesotan
12. Top5 - 11/6/98 - Signs Your Radio Shrink Posed Nude
13. Barber <clean>
14. Newt Gingrich (off. to Dr. Laura)

1. Howard County Weather
2. Mona Lisa (Pun)
3. Pillsbury Dough Boy Wanted for Attempted Murder
4. Aimless Thoughts
5. Children on Science (clean)

1. The Ghost(Pun)
2. JimJrs Observations
3. Something To Think About
4. POOR MilDRED
5. Sins of Omission!!??
6. Ludicrous comments and questions about contemporary life
7. Pearls of Wisdom <clean>
8. Boll Weevils (Pun)
9. Food-Chain <adult pun>

1. The Senior Set
2. Personal Ads
3. Pancake Breakfast
4. In The news
5. froglike <Explicit adult>
6. Men Know.... <adult>
7. Top5 - 11/9/98 - Items on Newts To-Do List (fwd)
8. PUNY Riddles
9. Punjab Airways <clean>

1. GUYS OF THE ASPHALT
2. Veterans Day
3. Guys
4. An Explanation of Male Intelligence (ADULT)
5. Which President?/Monicas Birthday
6. Critical Morass
7. Who Is It?
8. Signs that you are bored at work
9. Cat recipe (#1) Off. to cat-fans
10. on the beach <adult>
11. Lawyer jokes <offensive to lawyers>
12. The Monkey
13. The Undertakers (Pun)
14. The Remedy? <adult>
15. Omnis Theories on Anything

1. Oh Really ??? <adult humor>
2. Blundered Classifieds
3. Tolerance threshold <insensitive to animals & farmers>
4. New James Bond movie (adult)
5. EARLY RETIREMENT <adult>
6. A Golden Oldie: The Twins
7. Son Wins Lottery!
8. L.A. Beaches
9. Catabolic engine (off. to cat-fans #2)
10. The Microsoft lightbulb
11. Read this first!
12. The Eye Doctor (Pun)
13. Top5 - 11/11/98 - Changes at Microsoft
14. Humor - Funny Proverbs
15. New and unabridged.....
16. Intellisense <clean>

1. US Politics
2. Only In Alabama (the "f" word)
3. Great Truths
4. Ethnic Jokes <adult, off. as usual>
5. Heaven and HELL ( adult)
6. Veterans Day: Letter to the Editor
7. Sheep, and some stories of baad people <adult>
8. Great Thinkers?
9. Fwd: [Fwd: Lewinsky Humor]
10. Adult Riddle
11. Slick comments and questions about contemporary life
12. Toddlers
13. Interviews - How To Handle Them <adult>
14. Clintons slogan <Sexually Suggestive>
15. The Truck Stop (Pun)

1. One more on Gates
2. Household Finances
3. Air India <Adult language, offensive to Indians,Hindus>
4. Tombstone Epitaphs
5. Two Rules To Success In Life
6. WORLDs fasTEST PC News
7. Happy Friday the 13th!
8. Nixons Disease <adult>
9. Dr. Seuss on Monica/Zippergate
10. Maria in America (Shaggy Dog)

1. Chicken (innuendo)
2. Crime in the US
3. Bugged?
4. The Loan (mature)
5. Fun with Tech Support
6. PUNY Riddles 9
7. EXECUTed
8. The Perfect Man/Woman
9. Wisdom of the Ages (mature)

1. Golf
2. KIDS INSTRUCTIONS ON LIFE......
3. Something To Make You Feel Old And Worried
4. The Historian (Pun)
5. WHY THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD
6. Top 10 IRS Secrets (may be offensive to IRS)
7. Heights Of E-mail <clean>

1. UGA Humor List - A Look Back
2. A Hot Date (adult)
3. Hostages
4. Holmes & Watson (contains offensive language)
5. You Just Might Be a Gun Nut... Part I
6. Black & White (adult)
7. =?iso-8859-1?Q?Mom_and_Son_=28risqu=E9=29?=
8. I saw you - a poem <adult>
9. Famous lasts
10. The Mushroom Farmers (Pun)
11. Top 22 signs youve had too much of the 90s (fwd)
12. Murphys Technology Laws <clean>
13. Movie Titles

1. Neighbors
2. UCLA - USC
3. The hunter (clean)
4. Signs
5. When The Odds Are Against You
6. You Just Might Be a Gun Nut... Part II
7. Definition of SEX ( Adult)
8. Religious Experience
9. Temples In America <clean,for the NRI :)>

1. Smart Dog (Pun)
2. Subverted Logic
3. The Convent of St. Elias
4. Good/Bad (mature)
5. Duck soup < Suitable for all >
6. You Just Might Be a Gun Nut... Part III
7. Top 10 Signs Youre Being Stalked by Martha Stewart
8. Tommy and the bordello <adult>
9. Mother/daughter talk
10. Laid off from work <adult>
11. The Mathematics of Relationships
12. Monday Morning Blues
13. All You Wanted To Know About Love <Part 1/2> <clean>
14. Comparison: Titanic Video Vs. Clinton Video
15. The Sheiks Sons (Pun)
16. The Penis Poem <adult>

1. Friends
2. Limericks (adult)
3. ALL IS FAIR IN WAR
4. You Just Might Be a Gun Nut... Part IV
5. Oil Spill Problems
6. It wasnt my fault.
7. The Baby Boomer Admissions Test (Pt. 1)
8. BIG Kids Nursery Rhymes(Adult)
9. The Rich Cat (Pun)
10. All You Wanted To Know About Love <Part 2/2> <clean>

1. Life at MD State Highway
2. You Know Youre Out Of University When...
3. Education <adult-ish>
4. You Just Might Be a Gun Nut... Part V
5. Poor Thing!
6. Occupational Descriptions
7. The Baby Boomer Admission Test (Pt.2)
8. Top5 - 11/19/98 - Articles in "Girl Scout Cosmo" (Part I)
9. Zachary DiseaSE(adult)
10. If you love something, set it free...
11. Enlightenment the Catweasel way
12. You Know Youre Having a Bad Day When...
13. Drunk in the Restroom <adult language>
14. Dental Hygeine (Pun)

1. Gismos and Dodads
2. Caesar Salad ... legal again!!
3. Hollywood Squares
4. Mothers Intuition!!!!
5. Gore 4 PreZ(adult)
6. Dog Enthusiasts "DONT" List
7. PUNY Riddles
8. Jews eating <poss off to Chinese>

1. Drinking <some adult humor>
2. Helping The CEO
3. Heavens Long Drive Contest
4. Thanksgiving (Adult, but not really)
5. Motor Running (mature)
6. Thanksgiving <clean>
7. The Woodcarver and the Rabbit (Pun)
8. Viagra; yes aNOTHER one(adULT)
9. Male Bashing
10. Santa Is A Woman (clean)
11. For Your Mondays ... <clean>

1. Meetings <clean>
2. Happy Anniversary
3. You Know Youre From California When...
4. Protecting your kids from <adult, insensitive to kids>
5. My Best Buddy
6. Ready For Takeoff <adult>
7. TromBOOM <humor from the world of music>
8. The answers revealled <Sorry, ladies, but men had to be told>
9. The Magic Mirror
10. Fw: Inspirational Messages
11. The Triangle (Pun)
12. Animal Jokes <clean>

1. Religion
2. Kissing The Blarney Stone
3. THANKSGIVING RECIPES
4. Bar Room Translations
5. Labels of Distinction
6. Thanksgiving meal <47 lines long>
7. i Dont Wanna go
8. Another Bar Joke (Pun)
9. one liners <adult and cynical>
10. Common Sense? <clean>
11. Golf joke (classic)

1. Happy Thanksgiving
2. Thanksgiving Funnies
3. Bufords Thanksgiving <adult>
4. [OTT] Good morning
5. TALKING TURKEY
6. Position (maybe) open... (Adult)
7. The Substitute Organist
8. Hell
9. Why writing a dissertation is harder than having a baby
10. The Truth About Thanksgiving
11. Stubby Tails (Puns)
12. Arkansas Anniversaries

1. Thanksgiving Day
2. Addendum to Why writing a dissertation is harder than having a baby
3. Some Smiles
4. Turkey Stories
5. How to cook a turkey

1. In The News - Humorous News Quips
2. Life in the USA
3. The Bakers Assistant (Puns)
4. Vanity Plates
5. 12 Days of Christmas - AOL Style
6. HUMOR Digest - 26 Nov 1998 to 27 Nov 1998
7. Sad News <groan>
8. Turkey Day at the Coles - No bad words, but this should offend just
9. Question & Answer
10. More True Stories

1. In The News - Humorous News Quips
2. Women Shoppers
3. Most Venomous Snake in the World (adult)
4. The Beer Me Diet
5. The Woman on tha Bus
6. P. U. N. Y. Riddles
7. More Stories...

1. Weekly Traffic Report
2. 25 Worst Pickup Lines
3. Comparison Of Two Immortals
4. Its All In the Interpretation.
5. Taxes and Speed Limits (offensive to phone companies)

1. Keglers (Puns)
2. What Next ?
3. Rules for Women (off. to women)
4. Poor Mr. Spenser?
5. Just Between Us... <adult>
6. Lets build up the choir
7. Holiday Times
8. Dealing with telemarketers <humor>
9. Mildly Adult
10. Going to the zoo (sexual)