The Humor List Postings for December 1998

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of December Topics of the day:
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1. Rabbits (Pun)
2. Romance Knows No Age
3. Old St. Nicki?
4. New Barbie Dolls (mature)
5. Tobacco Settlement
6. ENGINEERS VS. MANAGERS
7. TOP TEN SIGNS YOU BOUGHT THE WRONG COMPUTER
8. No arguing with Logic......
9. Evolution of Mom
10. Correct ID

1. The Announcement (Pun)
2. Christmas Eve in Brooklyn
3. Male - Female
4. Flu Shot??!!
5. Santa Is A Man
6. The Opinion Poll
7. "College" by Dave Barry
8. Only if its raining... (Adult)
9. Phones & Loans...A true Personal Story

1. Two Smiles (clean)
2. Conceit
3. A Canadian is someone who.....
4. The Joys of Modern Technology
5. Santa is a man, Part 2.
6. Aural humor (not offensive - I hope)
7. Ethnic Jokes <adult, off...>
8. Laugh Time <Mildly Adult>
9. The Night Before Xmas (Microsoft ver.) <offensive to Microsoft>
10. Santa & System Admistrators
11. Weird Business News #10 (1st of 3)
12. ThE JoYs Of ChRiStMaS
13. The Puritan (Pun)

1. Encounters
2. Martha Stewarts Holiday Calendar
3. Assorted Smiles (some mature)
4. Restroom Door
5. Twas the Night Before Xmas - Dieters Version
6. Weird Business News #10 (2nd of 3)
7. Internet Outage *wink, wink*
8. insurance <clean>
9. Saint Peter (Pun)
10. Money
11. 12 days of Christmas

1. The Scots
2. Twas the Night before Christmas, And Santas Pissed
3. American Express in China(off. to China)
4. Weird Business News #10 (3rd of 3)
5. Snow White (mature)
6. More P. U. N. Y. Riddles

1. These Days
2. A Christman Card from Santa
3. A Couple of Smiles (off. to lawyers & dinosaurs)
4. The Rookie
5. EEO or ADA requirements
6. Having a good time <clean>
7. Venting about contempoary life
8. An Important Discovery <adult>

1. The Hunters (Pun)
2. Relationships
3. Extreme Bumper Stickers (mature)
4. Condoms <adult-ish>
5. Mars and Venus <adult>
6. May be offensive to golfers and the very religious
7. How to Tell if Youre a Grinch
8. New Tricks <poss. off. to rel. fundys>
9. Top5 - 12/7/98 - Other NY Times Retractions
10. The Revival... (Humor)
11. Monicas dry cleaner
12. Take it as a sign
13. Adages - Do You Know Them? <clean>

1. Empty (Pun)
2. Science humor (offensive to Toyota)
3. Baltimore Maryland
4. The Artist <clean>
5. Women (adult)
6. Christmas Carols With A Twist
7. Married to a Cop <adult>
8. The Twelve Pains of Christmas
9. Top5 - 12/8/98 - Things Overheard in Santas Toyshop
10. Rules for Dealing with Stray Cats
11. Christmas Fun from Richard Lederer
12. Scuba Diving <clean>
13. Holiday Trivia

1. Disorder in the Court
2. The Christmas Angel
3. Complaint In Trespass
4. THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS.... SANTA CRUZ STYLE...
5. Sums
6. White House Interns (adult)
7. Jokes by Russian women about men
8. Diary of a snow shoveler
9. The Zoo Keeper (Pun)
10. Quality <clean>

1. The Working Girl
2. Santa Claus
3. Santa Updates
4. Roger <adult>
5. Email vs letters
6. whats it to ya?
7. Lamentations on the Level of Public Discourse
8. Humor: A Networkologists Christmas
9. Media Joke
10. The Two Loves (Pun)
11. PJs <clean>

1. Babies
2. The Christmas Spirit
3. The Night After
4. Ruminations about life
5. Rebuttal To Terry Galans Santa Claus post
6. (Fwd) Announcement from Microsoft
7. The Farmers Temp
8. The Worst (or Best) Country and Western Song Titles of All-Time
9. The Cannibals (Pun)

1. If Companies Ran Christmas - Part 1 of 2
2. Cold Winters
3. Another Garden of Eden story
4. Real teachers. . . .(clean teacher humor)
5. 12 Days of Christmas-Bayou Style
6. Did Ya Hear ?
7. P. U. N. Y. Riddles
8. Of Men & Women

1. Point of View
2. If Companies Ran Christmas - Part 2 of 2
3. Jim Mullen 11 Dec 1998
4. Retirement (suggestive adult content)
5. The Pope comes to America (offensive to Catholics)
6. Ratings: Cat Toys
7. Star Wars: Pants [suggestive?]
8. Christmas Pun < Clean >
9. Roosters
10. The Elephant (Pun)
11. The Twelve Days Aftrer Christmas
12. Err..complaints..? <adult>

1. Happy Hanukkah
2. Length <suggestive>
3. Santas Pickup Lines
4. Twas the nite.... :-)
5. LChaim
6. Everything Zen? I dont think so
7. Trivia
8. The Rally (Pun)

1. Las Vegas
2. Overtime <adult>
3. Letter of Apology <adult>
4. Law Suit Against Santa!
5. You Know You Work in Community Theater if...
6. Nostradamus Predicts Impeachment!!!!<long>
7. Family History
8. Dating Dictionary
9. New Economics
10. Coming of Age (mature)

1. February 2000 <clean>
2. Christmas Shopping
3. Christmas Carols from the Kids
4. Rent (adult)
5. Staff Meeting
6. Congress Night Before Christmas
7. Religion
8. Rudolph The Red Nosed WINO
9. Jim Mullen - Dec 18, 1998

1. Dating
2. After-play <adult>
3. Holiday TV Shows That You May Have Missed... Part 1 <adult, off. to Santy>
4. A CATS CHRISTMAS
5. Santas Lap
6. Feb. 30 rumor dispelled
7. Pure Mathematics?
8. Barney Christmas
9. <HUMOUR> Xmas greetings
10. Federal Employee Evaluation Quotes (May offend Federal Employees)
11. Ghandi pun

1. College
2. Ghandi (Pun)
3. Holiday TV Shows That You May Have Missed... Part 2 <adult, off. to Santy>
4. Mistletoe At The Airport
5. Hans Olaffsen <off. to asians>
6. # Russian House appeals to Lewinsky
7. Its MUCH Harder (adult)
8. "Graduate School(tm): The Game"
9. Top5 - 12/18/98 - Porn Goddess Pet Peeves
10. Criminal Justice Humor (offensive to criminals)

1. Women Bashing <some adult humor>
2. Why Christmas Trees Are Better Than Women
3. Humor: Chocolate Rules! <clean>
4. Id love to but...
5. More PUNY Riddles

1. The 90s
2. Offensive language
3. If Jesus Were Born Today
4. Clues! (adult)
5. A Short NAtIVITY PLAY(OFFENSIVE)
6. Letters to Bill <crude>
7. Crime on the Farm (Pun)
8. Pro. Styles <adult>

1. Parents - Kids
2. Black Guy/Gorilla (off. to both)
3. Choirs Of Angels <adult>
4. Office Holiday Memo
5. Holiday Greetings.
6. [OTT] Twas the night before Christmas
7. Teddy Kennedy the Red Nose..Holiday "Cheer"(adult)
8. Happy meal (Not offensive)
9. Dogs (Puns)
10. Honeymoon Check <adult>
11. Bank account <crude language>

1. This Crazy World
2. Do The Math (adult)
3. Frequently Asked Questions About Christmas
4. Top5-12/22/98 - *Other* Signs Santa is a Woman
5. Ouch!
6. HO HO HO !!!!!!!!!
7. A Scotch Bay (pun)
8. A-la Elephant! <clean>
9. "O, you cant get to heaven..."

1. Religion
2. Political cows
3. Letter From Santa <adult>
4. How To Catch A Lion <clean>
5. Convent Wear (Pun)

1. Merry Christmas
2. Politically Correct Santa
3. A Christmas Present for your Friends
4. Virgins (adult)
5. Fw: Brothel discounts sex for politicos
6. Kriss Mist punz
7. Letter from Santa. <48 lines>

1. Christmas Day
2. Blooper News<clean>
3. Retranslations Of Translations For The Holidays
4. Butter (Puns)

1. Riddles from P. U. N. Y.
2. Day After Christmas
3. Guide To Sex
4. The Month After Christmas
5. Louisiana Purchase
6. Phone call to psychic gives burglar away
7. CATS
8. Exercise Diary

1. Weekly Traffic Report
2. Ladies, whatll you have <adult>
3. Cider
4. Biblical Discovery <could be offensive to religious folk>
5. "And that, Your Honor, is how..."
6. The Big Date (Pun)
7. Pragmatism vs Atheism
8. answering machine answers <clean>
9. At The Park <clean>

1. The Human Animal
2. 5 kinds Of Sex
3. Common Birthdays
4. New Yorkers
5. =?iso-8859-1?Q?Rudolph=92s?= Surgery (Pun)
6. Fatuous comments about contemporary life
7. The bet <adult>
8. GANDHI

1. Saving For Your Future? <adult>
2. These Days...
3. Modern Sports Shoes (Pun)
4. One for your kids
5. Night before Impeachment
6. Sympathy for the Hacker
7. Men Jokes (off. to me)
8. Bats <clean>

1. A Common Criminal (Pun, Sexual Content)]
2. Happy New Year
3. A Miss and a Dismiss<Clean as clean can be>
4. Sunday School Lesson
5. Smiles
6. Satirical comments about contemporary life
7. Bad Dog ( adult)
8. The Harpy (Pun)
9. Top twenty signs iraq is getting used to the bombings (Insensitive)
10. In Heaven <clean>
11. Sheep Fries <adult anatomy>

1. New Years Resolutions
2. Internet Boozing <clean, but not for sale to minors>
3. Dilberts Words of Wisdom
4. For the mathematicians among us
5. New Years Toasts
6. Problem With Teacher <innuendo>
7. Humor - Potpourri
8. Odds and Ends (some adult language)
9. Political ha-ha-s about Bill, Ken, Saddam
10. Ive Been Waiting ALL year to Post this ==>(JOKE)<==