The Humor List Postings for February 1999

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Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of February Topics of the day:
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1. Mixed Up Metaphors (Puns)
2. (Not so Sweet) Mysteries of Life
3. Empty & Monica (only off. to Monica)
4. Super Bowl Followup
5. Soon To Be Newlyweds <adult>
6. Down Under
7. Airplane crash
8. Definitions
9. Contrived questions & comments about contemporary life
10. Ethnic Stereotype of The Day
11. Good Sayings
12. A Lawyer Needsa Hobby
13. If Abbie was a man <Adult, sex content & MCP. Long, too>

1. Apes Demonstrate Basic Facts about Humanity
2. Still Moore on Ontario
3. Fan Application (Part 1 of 2)
4. John and Sir
5. Simple Rules Chicks Dont Know (adult)
6. Special Day
7. The Debasement of Groundhog Day
8. A Porcine Story (Pun)
9. New Sony Operating System <pt 1. - not offensive>
10. Weird Business News #12 (1st of 3)
11. Going out in style (slightly morbid)
12. Im Glad Im a Woman
13. Flippant comments & questions about contemporary life
14. CAT HAIKU
15. Iraqi Prime Time Television Schedule

1. Around the World
2. Marital Strategies (adult, language, off. to both men and women)
3. Business <may be off. to Jews and Catholics>
4. Fan application (Part 2 of 2)
5. Politically Correct Terms
6. How Can You Tell...? <adult>
7. Things Youll Hear Only in the South...
8. Old Sea Captain <adult theme>
9. Crazy English
10. FAKE AIRLINE TICKETS StorYYY
11. Weird Business News #12 (2nd of 3)
12. You Know Youre From Maine When...
13. The End (Pun)
14. New Sony Operating System <pt 2. - not offensive>
15. Bumper Stickers seen around greater DC

1. Sports
2. Great Imponderables!
3. Its A Good Thing We Have The State Of Maryland
4. Eurospin <Poss. Offensive to Europeans>
5. Weird Business News #12 (3rd of 3)
6. HUMOR Digest - 3 Feb 1999 to 4 Feb 1999
7. new software <bad words>
8. Creative thinking 101
9. Baseball
10. Shingles
11. The Little Pig
12. Hitchcocks Elevator Story

1. Lane SWITCh(off.to polish)
2. Maryland State Highway
3. My Wife (mature)
4. Poetry Class <Dirty Little Johnny joke, nuff said>
5. I *Love* Wal-Mart!!
6. Four stages of sickness<clean>
7. Potato Chips (Puns)
8. Husband <adult theme>
9. A Man Rubbed A Lamp...(clean)
10. Baby boomer woes
11. Whats the difference? (suggestive; off to W.Virginians)

1. Computer guys <off. to some fans>
2. Update: Ontario Canada
3. Biblical Ways Of Acquiring A Wife
4. HUMOR: What I learned from my mother
5. The New Pastor
6. The new Ensign...
7. PUNY Riddles
8. You know you work in Corp. America if:

1. The Show Must Go On (Not a Pun)
2. Columbia Maryland
3. What Color? <adult theme>
4. Equipment
5. Kosher Chicken
6. 3 little orders ( adult)
7. Semi-silly questions and comments about contemporary life

1. <HUMOUR> Viagra - bad language
2. The Clintons
3. Stranger than fiction <weird and uncharacteristically short>
4. No Bull (Pun)
5. Communication by Gender
6. Raise Application <adult>
7. Young Love <adult>
8. Eastern Europe Socio-dynamics. (adult language)
9. Time Tracking on the Job
10. The Dress, Riches & Car Trouble (Puns)
11. Six Times The Size

1. Updated Beatitudes <offensive to religious zealots>
2. Clinton Caught In Cat House
3. Alcohol
4. Too Much Of The 90s / Y to K Problem
5. John and Sir (2)
6. Set It Free?
7. Things That Make You Go DUH!...
8. Teasing The RABBI
9. Christian Counterpart
10. Y2K
11. In The News - Humorous News Quips

1. JimJrs Wandering Mind
2. Ten Rules For CyberSex
3. The English Language
4. Love in lanuages (anatomical reference)
5. Over The Hill (off. to MY elders>
6. How To Survive With Women (1 of 2) <adult, off. to women>
7. Venting: mostly impeachment stuff
8. A Valentine Story (Pun)
9. More Hardware? <adult theme>
10. THE International gynecology CONFERENCE(adult)

1. FU BU CHU ( adult)
2. Understanding Computer Jargon <Part 1/2> <clean>
3. How To Survive With Women (2 of 2) <adult, off. to women>
4. Top5 - 2/11/99 - NOT Heard At The Daytona 500
5. Recommended For Dismissal
6. A Couple of Smiles
7. How To Know If You Have PMS
8. News You May Have Missed
9. (Fwd) FW: Minnesota, eh?
10. Cosmetics (Pun) & a note

1. Who was St. Valentine anyway? <clean>
2. Humorist Signs - 1 of 4
3. Top5 - 2/12/99 - The Obligatory Jerry Falwell List (fwd)
4. Who was St. Valentine anyway? <clean> (Repost)
5. College Essay
6. Be My Valentine!
7. The Chinese Detective...
8. Cider? <adult theme>
9. This Week in the Social Sciences
10. Stocking the Zoo (Pun)

1. Humorist Signs - 2 of 4
2. Cat Calls
3. Drug Dealers vs. Software Developers
4. The Lady In The Back <adult theme>

1. Happy Valentines Day
2. The Pastor And The Eggs
3. Employee Reviews
4. Humor: non-offensive
5. Valentines Day & Presidents Day
6. Movie Quiz
7. Mistaken identity [suggestive language]
8. Car merger <clean>

1. Humorist Signs - 3 of 4
2. If Women...
3. Valentines Funnies...
4. Jewish Telegram
5. Church Music
6. Genie Joke
7. Poor Chelsea <adult situation>
8. Some needed advice
9. Clinton Quote
10. Lewinsky Subpoenaed to Re-Blow President
11. The Rhyming Season <adult>
12. E-Mail Errors...
13. In The News - Humorous News Quips

1. Valetines Day Update: For Men only
2. Joke-Rated: Let Me Take a Picture
3. Tea, But Not For Thee (clean)
4. Top5 - 2/16/99 - Least Popular Candy Heart Sayings (fwd)
5. Ways To Be Offensive At A Wedding
6. Kids Say The Darndest Things...
7. Then and Now (fwd)
8. LA
9. Definitions
10. Semi-bitter comments & questions about impeachment, etc.
11. A Real Cowboy
12. Humor: Thoughts on marriage <bound to offend someone>
13. Blasphemy! <adult,religiously offive>
14. The Wallet

1. Humorist Signs - 4 of 4
2. Countrymen <off. to Mexicans and Scots>
3. Gynecology Conference <adult>
4. The Movies
5. Advice Column About Pregnancy <adult>
6. Somewhat funny comments & questions about contemporary life
7. National Kraut Week <just plain dumb>
8. NEW AOL POLICY (May be offensive to those involved)
9. My Brother
10. Who is Bigger? - Part 1/2 <clean>

1. Babies
2. A Matter Of Interpretation...
3. Men Are From Sears, Women Are From Nordstrom
4. Which Gender??? (off. to both)
5. Wizard Of Oz
6. Aborted..
7. Friar Tuck (Pun) & A Correction
8. Green Pills, Blue Pills, Red Pills
9. HUMOR Digest - 17 Feb 1999 to 18 Feb 1999
10. Doggone rabbit
11. Today - 4 years ago... adult joke - offensive to milkmen?
12. Letter to a bank manager
13. Who is Bigger? - Part 2/2 <clean>

1. This Crazy World
2. Cyber Sex
3. The Genie
4. TEENAGERS
5. A moaner
6. HUMOR: nursing home
7. This Week In Social Science
8. Quotes
9. PUNY Riddles
10. Some cool quotes
11. CANNED CONTENTS (adult)

1. Pharmacists
2. Bragging on my Dog(Aussie humor)
3. Comparative religions
4. Top 25 Programmer Comments
5. Its a Wacky World! #56
6. Curious questions & comments about contemporary life
7. The Dancers

1. Whats-a-matter You ?
2. Duh Questions
3. (adult content) The New Bride
4. TV TrouBLeS
5. The authors
6. Stream of Consciousness (Puns)
7. Youve got Mail! <clean>
8. How Gods decided how long man would live <cute story>

1. Shopping <off. to Jews>
2. Adulterated Adages (1 of 2)
3. Top5 - 2/22/99 - Dan Quayle Campaign Promises
4. Legal Wranglings
5. New Office Vocabulary
6. Not Worth The Risk
7. Ethnic Jokes <adult, hopefully offensive>
8. Dealing with it, questions & comments about contemporary life
9. Reasons Tinky Winky Cant Be Gay
10. Friar Tuck (Pun)
11. How to date the Aries <clean>

1. Adulterated Adages (2 of 2)
2. Romancing Your Wife
3. Stress Management
4. MrsPBens List: Why Women Are Better <adult>
5. (Adult content) Cowboy and Indians
6. Humor: Short book titles
7. TOWN BUTT ( adulT)
8. THAT WORD! <adult theme>
9. The Offering (Pun)
10. How to date the Taurus <clean>
11. Tech Support

1. 3 in one(adult..off to polish & impotent guys & religous)
2. Some things never change
3. The Marriage
4. Risks
5. Mea Culpa <adult>
6. Top 10 signs your Amish teen is in Trouble
7. Humor - adult theme
8. How to Date : Gemini <clean>
9. An Occupational Hazard (Pun)

1. Insects
2. Graceful Aging?
3. The Scottish Student <not meant to be offensive>
4. Remember When?????
5. Pharmaceuticals <off. to fem>
6. Cats - offensive to men
7. New element discovered
8. Wonder Bra Newest Add on
9. Its a Wacky World! #57 (Nudity)
10. snow contingency (ethnically offensive)
11. Lawyer joke (offensive to lawyers)
12. The Bicycle Tire (Pun)
13. How to Date : Cancer <clean>
14. What did Bob Dole used to advise before Viagra

1. Reincarnated ABORIGINE(off to aussies)
2. Twisted Lines
3. Bird Watching
4. MORE TO PONDER
5. Redneck Jokes <adult, off. to Mason & Dixon>
6. A day at the golf course
7. lingerie shopping [offensive to wives?]
8. Stupid Criminal Story #10
9. This Week In The Social Sciences (Adult Content)
10. PUNY Riddles

1. Consider if you will...
2. 2 Quickies
3. Why Mountain Bikes Are Better Than Men
4. Psychology for Engineers
5. Its a Wacky World! #58
6. Casual Day

1. HumorList Traffic Report
2. Caught In The Harem <innuendo, adult>
3. Doctors Advice (mature)
4. SIGN ME UP! (adult)
5. In The News - Humorous News Quips
6. Clinton Humor - Adult Theme
7. Bad Analogies
8. How to Date : Leo <clean>
9. carjacking <clean>
10. Three Precepts for Happy Traveling