The Humor List Postings for March 1999

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of March Topics of the day:
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1. General Craziness
2. Surprise School Visit
3. Workplace Survey!!
4. Top5 - 3/1/99 - Least Scary Stephen King Novels
5. For Sale <clean, could be regarded as slightly sexist>
6. Ethnic Jokes <adult & off.>
7. High Class Pun
8. A NO BRAINER(ADULT)
9. The Slow Learner (Pun)
10. Cheap HMO signs

1. Paranoids in CyberSpace
2. A matter of giving <off. to jews>
3. Furniture Shopping
4. Top 22 Signs Youve Had Too Much Of the 90s
5. Legal Expense Fund
6. small TOWNS
7. Rats!
8. Weird Business News #13 (1st of 3)
9. Y zero K
10. The Tree Surgeon (Pun)
11. How to Date: Virgo <clean>
12. Rainbows End
13. Chinese lesson <insensitive to Chinese>

1. The Shape Shes In...
2. Top5 - 3/3/99 -- Surprises During Monicas Interview
3. Glass Pants
4. A thought on the Corporate structure <one objectionable word>
5. Female Perspective On Oral Sex (adult)
6. "BOO"!! <adult>
7. Why is It?
8. Kissing the frog <off. to computer programmers>
9. Weird Business News #13 (2nd of 3)
10. Ridding urself of Telemarketers
11. The Gift (Pun)
12. How to Date: Libra <clean>

1. Smoking Pencils
2. Not so Romantic <adult>
3. The Mr. Right Rejection Letter Form
4. Assorted Smiles
5. Teacher/Cornflakes <adult>
6. Weird Business News #13 (3rd of 3)
7. David Lettermans Top Ten List
8. The Sixties (Pun)
9. How to Date: Scorpio <clean>

1. Married Men
2. Nicknames <adult>
3. Different Philosophies
4. Young Fellow From Sparta <adult, olfactorily off.>
5. Lonely EVE
6. This week in the Social Sciences (Its just HUMOR, no more threats, please!)
7. ;-D Crazy Times Virus Alert ;-D <Clean>
8. The History of Banking (Pun)
9. Its a Wacky World! #59

1. Funny Things from Kids
2. Kids Say The Darnest Things
3. IT"S GOT TEETH!! ( adulT)
4. Puny Riddles

1. Admission to Heaven <adult>
2. This Is Scary....
3. Ugly fat birds act <offensive>
4. Gotcha!!
5. A couple of quickies <clean, insipid>
6. Short Tails (Puns)
7. Ships in the Night
8. How to Date: Sagittarius <clean>

1. The Military
2. Stupid Laws
3. Cyberwocky
4. 4 catholic women <off. religion>
5. Stupid Criminal Story #11
6. Humorous Church bloopers <non offensive>
7. Laughable comments & questions about contemporary life
8. NEW PILL FER MALES!!!!& Definitions
9. QUOTES assorted
10. The Maiden & The Tailor (Puns)

1. The Human Animal
2. Top5 - 3/9/99 - Powers of the Young Darth Vader
3. After The Revival
4. A Farmyard Tale (mature)
5. Origins <adult>
6. The Laughing Baby
7. Farcical comments and questions about contemporary life
8. How to Date: Capricorn <clean>
9. The rash <risque>

1. Golf
2. Top5 - 3/19/99 - Ways Barbie Celebrated her 40th Birthday
3. Smiles (adult)
4. Us Blondes Arent Bumb!! <off. to blondes>
5. Beware Of Dog!
6. BLONDE WINS
7. Spies (Pun)
8. How to Date: Aquarius <clean>

1. Subject: Dont Tread on Me
2. Rolling, Rolling, Rolling <adult>
3. Those Poor Blondes
4. Top 10 Worst Cartoon Characters <adult>
5. Carjacking
6. Playground Equiptment (Pun)
7. Fishy < =?iso-8859-1?Q?risqu=E9=3E?=
8. Zodiac Light Bulbs
9. How to Date: Pisces <clean>
10. Dueling Openers

1. Your Place Or Mine?
2. Strange Malady
3. Ethnic Jokes <adult, off.>
4. Homework Time
5. Y2K Compliant
6. Subject: An Unexpected Reply
7. OUTHOUSE POEM
8. Its a Wacky World! #60 (Adult)
9. Glib comments & questions about contemporary life
10. Sexual Humor, Bad Language
11. Ten Dollars
12. oh, those newspaper types...
13. Memo on Y2K

1. In a Perfect World
2. If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer....
3. Technology Terms For Country Folk
4. $100 (risque)
5. The Irish Countess (Pun)
6. Did Ya Hear????(aDUlt)

1. Golf
2. More for "In A Perfect World"
3. Weekly PUNY Riddles
4. What happened at the Bank <Adult Theme>
5. WOOF CUT
6. Heaven and Hell - The Real Difference <clean>
7. Dogs N Cats

1. One Great Day...
2. Two from the Archives
3. Daffynitions
4. Irish Week!! <adult>
5. The Bull (Pun)
6. Satirical comments & questions about contemporary life
7. The Human Condition <pt.1 - clean(?)>
8. How NOT To Get Married <clean, swearing>
9. Irish Logic
10. Remember when ... ?

1. Yugo Bashing
2. More on the Irish <adult, off. to Irish>
3. Disturbing Medical Stories (not for the weak)
4. ALIEN CHAIN LETTER
5. [OTT] Dr. Seuss Purity Test
6. Chili cook off judge
7. The Human Condition <pt 2. - Clean(?)>
8. The Deaf Mule (Pun)
9. Portland, Oregon humor <clean>
10. Publishing screwups
11. (no subject)

1. Stuttering <adult>
2. Honesty before Marriage
3. Top5 - 3/17/99 - TV Sitcom Starring Bill Gates
4. HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY!!! <adult, off. to Irish>
5. HUMOR: Greeks bearing gifts<not off.>
6. Humor: Clues you joined the wrong church
7. Quotes Old & New
8. The Tale of Zelda and Oscar (Pun)
9. Ant & Grasshopper

1. pilots
2. How to Anger An Irishman
3. The frog <adult>
4. How Many Irishmen... <off. to Irish>
5. Cold Nights
6. The 10 best tools of all time
7. "Please Write Back"(aDULLt)
8. No Wonder Im Tired...
9. The Midget (Pun)
10. two steps ROAR
11. Cooking? <clean>

1. Putting Things In Perspective
2. Fade Out On The Irish
3. Two from the Archives
4. Fun Animal Facts
5. Partly dumb comments & questions about contemporary life
6. Excitement in the Publishing World <Sorta Adult>
7. NEW VIAGRA Q& A.. ( aDULLut)
8. Uh-oh lines

1. Two from the Archives
2. And The Winners Are .......
3. Church Football
4. Disdainful comments & questions about contemporary life
5. Stupid but funny jokes (Caution: Insensitivity)
6. PUNY Riddles +
7. Fixins(twister)

1. Obscene Caller (aDULLut)
2. Trio from the Archives
3. Golfing Hitman
4. Y2K
5. Joltin Joe -Clean but truly offensive
6. Did You Ever Wonder???
7. Offhand comments and questions about contemporary life
8. Insurance <clean>
9. In The News - Humorous News Quips

1. Flame Form <offensive to NewsGroup posters>
2. 10 Commandments of Love
3. Southern Belles (mature)
4. The Maid <mature>
5. Language
6. Laughable comments & questions about contemporary life
7. Dog Haiku (Bodily Functions)
8. GOTCHA
9. The Wisdom of Youth
10. A Klaus Call (Pun)
11. The Decision <clean>
12. Irish Jokes

1. Flame Form <offensive to NewsGroup posters>
2. Driving Hymns..
3. Its All In The Interpretation
4. A Couple of Smiles
5. Kids... Cant Live With Em, Cant Shoot Em!
6. {humor} New Classical CD Releases
7. Armstrong and Nixon
8. Surd-Times: Miscellany <clean>
9. Some Short Tails (Puns)

1. The Medical Whirl
2. Rules Of Washington
3. If Men and Women Swapped Genitals (adult)
4. Not Tonight...
5. Teletubbies: Tinky-Winky, Laa-Laa, Po, Dipsy and SUE SUE SUE!
6. Speaking Confusion
7. All the IT industrys a stage (offensive to techies)
8. The Man on the Train (Shaggy Dog Story)
9. viagra joke <bodily function>
10. Cest La Vie? <clean>
11. What if Dr. Seuss Wrote a Computer Manual!

1. The Male Mind
2. Some Time-honored Truths
3. Musings From Corporate America
4. Gay... <adult! off. to gays>
5. A bad joke and a good joke
6. NICO Tampax (ADULT)
7. Drunken Follies <clean>
8. The Wizard (Pun)

1. ayep...
2. Two from the Archives
3. Lobsters
4. VIRUS JOKES (mature)
5. Chop and Drop <adult>
6. Just in Time for Tax Time in the U.S.
7. meanie
8. The Sheep Farmer (Pun)

1. Wright from the Archives
2. Redneck In College
3. T-Shirt Sayings (mature)
4. Two fer ONE (aDULLt)
5. Its a Wacky World! #61
6. Opinionated questions & comments about contemporary life
7. PUNY Riddles of the Week

1. Weekly Traffic Report
2. Race Horse Blues
3. 1234 (mature)
4. The Years Best Headlines <clean>
5. Leisurely comments & questions about contemporary life
6. A Modern Bible Story (Pun)

1. 1993 Top Tens
2. Bank Robbery <pun>
3. Coma Babies
4. Redneck Jokes <adult, off. to rednecks>
5. work
6. Taxes Arrive..( aDULLt)
7. Out of school too long <clean>
8. Definitely from the "B" list... <Humor>
9. Japan bombs New Mexico( Satire may be offensive to some with less sense of humor)
10. Sample Resume - Part 1/2 <adult>

1. Insurance
2. Sad Tail(aDULLt)SAd Pool (aDULLt)
3. Jesus <off. to religious people>
4. Lifes Little Lessons-The Womans Version
5. A Clinton joke I hadnt heard (suggestive)
6. Options
7. Q&A <adult, off...>
8. Urbane comments & questions about contemporary life
9. Spoons in a restaurant (somewhat nasty)
10. Passover(Pun)
11. Sample Resume - Part 2/2 <adult>
12. Passover humor (shouldnt be offensive)

1. Moore on Insurance
2. One Must Be Precise <pun>
3. SAYINGS ON BUTTONS
4. Kids... Cant Live With Em, Cant.. oh, I said that before...
5. Genius(aDULLt)
6. Spice (Pun)
7. Three Questions & Some Links <adult>
8. Three Questions & Some Links <adult>