The Humor List Postings for May 1999

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of May Topics of the day:
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1. PUNY Riddles
2. To My Dear Girlfriend
3. Original Placing
4. Two guys on an elevator [* adult theme *]

1. Baseball vs. Football (Part 1 of 2) <mature>
2. Clinton/Falwell (mature)
3. Comic comments about contemporary life
4. Church bulletin bloopers
5. Humor - Wierd Business News #14 (Part 1 of 3)
6. Gangstas Paradise <adult>

1. Signs Your Sports Hero Has Stumbled
2. Baseball vs. Football (Part 2 of 2) <mature>
3. New Words
4. Job Descriptions
5. Humor - Weird Business News #14 (2nd of 3)
6. And we have a winner!
7. In A Pickle < adult theme >
8. SLITS SLATS (pUn)
9. <HUMOUR> Y2K

1. DUH NEWS!!!
2. Two For The Birds
3. Top5 - 5/4/99 - Seminar Topics at the NRA Convention
4. Looking For A Government Job
5. Sleep
6. The Cynics Guide to Life
7. His first time <* adult; may be offensive to the insecure *>
8. Tapering Off <adult>
9. The Tourist Prayer <may be off. to the religious>
10. Armpit Problem
11. Humor - Weird Business News #14 (3rd of 3)
12. Best Friends
13. limerick
14. Technology on Wheels
15. HUMOR: another dumb criminal
16. The Art Of Loving <adult>

1. The Actor (Pun)
2. The Penis, The Outhouse, The Jewish Bride <adult>
3. Childrens books you will NOT see:
4. Hells Angels (mature)
5. The Old Perfesser and The Doctor <adult>
6. Church bulletin bloopers
7. Ungenerous comments and questions about contemporary life
8. Choices Choices..
9. Be Kind to Animals Week <Just plain dumb>
10. Duck Hunting
11. Dental Hygiene
12. Love, Lust and Marriage <adult>

1. Top5 - 5/6/99 - Your Term Paper Wont Get an "A"
2. Quotes For Her & Him
3. Reading Resumes and What They Really Mean
4. Useful Work Phrases
5. Hello, Thailor...!! (adult, gayly off.>
6. One Hundred Dollar Bill Tattoo <* adult, filthy *>
7. A New Nation (Pun)
8. Ages, Explained! <clean>

1. Your Reps At Work
2. Exam Time!!! (mature)
3. Blind Mans Dog
4. Limericks <adult>
5. His and her dictionary <adults only>
6. NOTICE!!{{aDULLt}}
7. Star Wars vs. Titanic
8. Oldies (Puns)
9. Semi-educable comments & questions abaout contemporary life
10. Facts about men?
11. One Liners For Mothers Day <clean>

1. The Politically Correct 3 Little Pigs
2. Church bulletin bloopers
3. 2 Lamentations (Moms Bible) not offensive
4. JESUS vs W95 (off to religious..tooth fairy & 386s}
5. The Golfer and the Leprechaun

1. In Honor of Mothers Day
2. Happy Mothers Day
3. Ghoulish humor <offensive to the sensitive> (47 lines)
4. Weekly PUNY Riddles
5. In The News - Humorous News Quips
6. Countdown to WC99!: Drinking Woes <clean>
7. Free Flight

1. Two nuns <off. religious>
2. Boys & Girls
3. Viagra Side Effects (mature)
4. Droll comments & questions about contemporary life
5. The Top 10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School [mature]
6. A Definition
7. 12-Step Program
8. Execution Time! <off. to blondes>
9. Ahh..Its in da Air..{aDULLt}
10. Virus warning
11. Youve Got To Know Your Sh*t...( Adult )
12. Copyright Issue
13. Netherworld Cricket <clean>

1. STALIN GETS aROUND..
2. Sunday School (Take 1)
3. Mother
4. Rednecks <adult, off. south o the Masonjar-Dixiecup Line>
5. Noahs Ark
6. How to Shower (for men) Part 1
7. Somewhat funny comments & questions about contemporary life
8. Whether Weather (Pun)
9. English, Cricket ;) <clean>

1. Sunday School (Take 2)
2. Paradox of Our Times
3. Q & A <adult>
4. Country song titles contest
5. Send Birthday Greetings <humor>
6. Its a Wacky World! #63
7. How do u eat ONE?(aDULLt)
8. At The Vet (Pun)
9. [Humour] Fish Tails
10. How to Shower (for women, Part 2 of 2 parts)
11. The Naive <clean>

1. Sunday School (Take 3)
2. The Wit Of Stephen Wright
3. The Old Perfesser <adult>
4. Engineers
5. <humor> Teacher Hurdles: vulgar language
6. Life in the Slaw Lane
7. Gators
8. [Humour] Nipple Clamps and Angle-Poise Lamps <adult>
9. Matchless Wits <clean>

1. Sunday School (Take 4)
2. George Carlin One Liners (clean)
3. Inspirational Posters
4. More Rednecks <adult, off. to rednecks n such>
5. SNOWbaLL
6. The Densa Society
7. Father of the Internet
8. =?iso-8859-1?Q?Shakespeare=92s?= Tailor (Pun)

1. The Deaf Schnauzer (mature)
2. re: The Densa Society
3. Re: The Densa Society
4. Southern Drawl (off. to southerners???)
5. Sunday School (Take 5)
6. Its a Wacky World! #64
7. PUNY Riddles
8. Job Application
9. TELETUBBIE TEST(off to tuBBies & gays)

1. Driving Hymns
2. And (finally) to end the Sunday School jokes, Sunday Jokes
3. The Stunt Pilot (Pun)

1. Policemen Jokes (offensive to policemen and animal lovers. adult language)
2. Top5 - 5/17/99 - "Star Wars" Tickets Line
3. New Sick Leave Policy
4. The Shame and the Glory <adult>
5. New sick Leave Policy
6. Drawbacks (aDULLt)
7. Glossy comments & questions about contemporary life
8. Things men know
9. The creation of woman
10. Im Sick, The Monkey, & a riddle <adult>
11. quotes on dogs
12. Ufouria (Pun)
13. Blow Jobs (I think the name gives the warning!!!)
14. Men In Black (Now you know) <adult>

1. RIGID TESTING METHODS <aDULLt<
2. Top5 - 5/18/99 - Youre Not Watching the Real "Star Wars"
3. Mouse Tattoo <adult>
4. A Definition
5. Internet Outage
6. Ode to a mammogram (Adult)
7. Semi-glossy comments & questions about contemporary life
8. Medicine Keeps Up With The Military
9. Tex-Mexistentialism (Puns)
10. Nosing Around <adult>
11. The Boy from Alabama [Adult]

1. Need A New Job?
2. The History of Music <off. to christian fundamentalists>
3. In DA MIDDLE (aDULLt)
4. the blind man (adult, sex) & wishes (clean)
5. Benefits of Being Female
6. You might be a Redneck Jedi if.....
7. Star Wars Puns
8. Car Keys <clean>

1. Cakes and Ale. <clean>
2. Amazing Comparisons
3. In DA HOLE
4. The Old Perfesser <adult, off. to T.O.P.>
5. Ten Rules for Dating My Daughter <clean-ish, long: 87 lines>
6. religious angst [possibly offensive to catholics, the jewish and presbyterian types, but i dont see how.]
7. Understanding your paycheck
8. Some Short Groaners
9. More Cricket, More Azhar <clean>

1. Tip For Today
2. Updates on Old Songs <adult>
3. Love Is.......
4. HOW YOU KNOW YOUVE HAD TOO MUCH OF THE 1990S
5. Latest News from Redmond
6. Semi-sweet comments & questions about contemporary life
7. Which was it? [adult]
8. Some Stubby Tails (Puns)

1. PUNY Riddles
2. Civil Servants
3. CAT DIARY (non-offensive, except to humans, maybe)
4. NEEKED(aDULLt)

1. Couple Of Stiff Ones
2. 5 years ago - Married couple on honeymoon
3. Marriages & ads <sexual innuendos>
4. More Short Punny Tales
5. Southern sayings
6. Surd-Times: At The Clinic <adult>

1. Top5 - 5/24/99 - Worst Prom Themes
2. Accidental Fall <adult content & language>
3. Ethnic Jokes <adult, off...>
4. Darwin Awards Candidates
5. Banishing Our Fears for the Next Millennium... <HUMOR>
6. Smiles (mature)
7. You might be from a small town if ...
8. 5 years ago - Almanac humor: Pope v. Devil
9. Childrens Prayers
10. The Excuse <adult>

1. The Barter System & The Gardeners (Puns)
2. Top5 - 5/25/99 - Signs Your Dog is a Robot Dog
3. Sermons
4. Actual Newspaper Ads......
5. Your Rights <adult, off. to cops, ebonics>
6. Timbuktu (adult)
7. A misunderstanding--not offensive
8. two to pass on
9. New Directions in Market Research
10. HUMOR Digest - 20 May 1999 to 21 May 1999
11. Carded in Kosovo
12. Sonia Gandhi as PM - Top Dix Signs <clean>
13. 5 years ago - Dyslexic Cop.

1. At The Bar (Pun)
2. Women Have it So Easy
3. Adult Jokes <jokes, adult>
4. The CONFESSION
5. A new tractor (adult)
6. From the Viagra Files
7. Tete-a-tete <adult, PJ>

1. Seranade (Puns)
2. Y.O.D.A.
3. Well, its ALMOST round!
4. Chinese Food
5. Travel Stories
6. Lifes Values
7. Speak of the Devil <HUMOR>
8. "Application to Leave AOL"
9. 5 years ago - In a plane (Irish joke)
10. New ideas on the driving school front
11. Light weight comments & questions about contemporary life
12. Blind Dates <clean>

1. Okey-Dokey..(off to Serbs & the other side)
2. More, Eh! (Puns) and a Correction
3. Offer From The IRS
4. Memorial Day <adult>
5. Suicide <insensitive>
6. Not serious comments & questions about contemporary life
7. <HUMOR> Another crummy trend in food non-science research

1. PUNY Riddles & The Art Collector (Pun)
2. Cats From Outer Space
3. Golfing Preacher
4. travel agent tales I
5. 5 years ago - Old folks home

1. The Surfer &The Veterinary Dentist (Puns)
2. 1 Liners
3. Short BloNDES
4. The World According to Andy Rooney....
5. <HUMOUR> Lone ranger
6. Halfway Houses <clean>

1. aDULLT stuff <aDULLt>
2. Assorted Smiles (adult)
3. Why Dogs Should Be President
4. Birth control <adult, sexual innuendo)
5. What is the Name of that malady? (Puns)
6. Universal Fact <clean>