The Humor List Postings for June 1999

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of June Topics of the day:
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1. Top5 - 6/1/99 - Youve Hired The Wrong Counselor
2. Young And Innocent
3. Ethnicity <adult, off>
4. Humor - Weird Business News #15 (1st of 3)
5. A Couple of Adult Jokes (adult)
6. History Lessons (Puns)
7. US ARMY answering machine message
8. Temperance <clean>

1. Two Steel Balls <risque, off. to French people>
2. Top5 - 6/2/99 - Little Known Government Departments
3. WoW, What a Night
4. Q & A <adult>
5. Jaywalking in Jerusalem (fwd) not offensive
6. Quotin ScripTURE
7. Humor - Weird Business News #15 (2nd of 3)
8. 5 years ago - Offensive to Baptists
9. The Job Interview (Pun)
10. Little Johnny
11. Couplet <clean>

1. Hillary Clinton Campaign Slogans
2. Homer Sexuals... <adult, poofily offensive>
3. Humor - Weird Business News #15 (3rd of 3)
4. DEMO CRAPS SONG(off to demos)politics)
5. The Will (Pun)
6. Aerobics Instructors <clean>

1. At The Shoe Store
2. License Plate
3. First Aid for Non-Medically Minded People
4. How People Think (off. to Irishmen)
5. Stupid Criminal Story #13
6. Talented Octopus [mildly adult]
7. 5 years ago - What is a tape tree?
8. The Car Buyer (Pun)
9. NAME THAT TUNE!!(aDULLT) <off to religious<

1. Gone To The Dogs
2. More PUNY Riddles

1. Copyright Explained
2. Top 10 Things Men Know About Women...
3. Patient Doctors! - Part 1/2 <clean>
4. THREE BALLS (aDULLt)

1. Food Puns
2. Cant Hold Water
3. Email
4. Little Johnny and the Teacher
5. money from god
6. Letting Go
7. Patient Doctors! - Part 2/2 <clean>

1. A Pun Loop: ALPHABETICAL THE DOCTOR NOW
2. Why God Made Women
3. The Jew and The Pope <off. to Jews && religious people>
4. If Men Ruled The World
5. The Old Perfesser: Marriage <adult, off to T.O.P.>
6. Uncle Billys joke about manure
7. Merged books
8. More Cricket <clean>

1. The Psychologists (Puns)
2. Cyberspeak/Computers
3. Ethnic Jokes <adult, offensive as hell!>
4. In Colorado
5. Tiger Woods <adult>
6. An Awful Time <clean>
7. Bank it UP

1. If MS were Jewish <may be off to Jews, but not meant to be>
2. Top5 - 6/10/99 - Youre Watching a Low-Budget Movie
3. Things Girls Think Guys Should Know (mature)
4. Limericks <adult>
5. 5 years ago - Mouse balls
6. Hail? You talk about cher Hail...
7. The Klutz (Pun)
8. True Story <clean>

1. Too Much of the 90s
2. Help The Poor...?
3. Semi-snobbish questions and comments about contempoary life
4. G.P.C.
5. Movie IDs
6. Royal Tease (Puns)

1. A Blonde Joke, Farmer Joe
2. Bubba & Becky
3. 4 years ago - History <kids>
4. Its a Wacky World! #65
5. Crickets)aDULLt)
6. Middle-aged masculine comments and questions about contemporary
7. PUNY Riddles of the Week

1. Asses
2. The Gates Clan
3. Active Genesis <clean>

1. 5 years ago - Salesman Joke...Rated PG-13
2. mistress
3. Troika <clean>

1. Jesus and Joseph <off. to those off. by Jesus jokes>
2. Top5 - 6/15/99 - Bad Commencement Advice (Part II)
3. Bitter Women Say The Cutest Things
4. Sex Is Like.... <adult>
5. Fluctuations
6. More Absurd Misunderstandings
7. The 18th Hole
8. More Animal Puns
9. How NOT to Recount a Story <adult, classic?>

1. Nearsighted Minister
2. Where have you spent your best years?
3. BSOD <clean, might be irritating to MS>
4. Redneck Pilot <adult, Off...
5. Yet More Absurd Misunderstandings
6. Its a Wacky World! #66
7. Vintage Onion brief <4-letter words>
8. Two Knights and a Day (Puns)
9. Slightly slow comments and questions about contemporary life
10. More Riding <clean>
11. Kids Say

1. Seminars For Men (given by Females)
2. Smiles
3. Quiz Show <adult>
4. Starbucks Review by Jackie Mason [pt. 1 of 2]
5. A PLETHORA OF COLLECTIVE NOUNS
6. Blonde Joke
7. Stupid Criminal Story #14
8. More On Slick Willie
9. A History Lesson & Brake Fluid (Puns)
10. Surd-Times: At the Hospital, two familiar faces.. <clean>

1. Benefits of being female.........
2. Hind Times<offensive to Indians>
3. Holy, Holy, Holy...
4. Seminars For Women (given by Men)
5. HUMOR Digest - 17 Jun 1999 to 18 Jun 1999 (#1999-4)
6. 5 years ago - Offensive to doctors
7. American Huntsmen: Myth and Reality
8. BAGGY (adult)

1. Bus Conductor
2. A Couple Of Smiles
3. Punny Riddles of the Week

1. A letter from camp
2. Cause Im HOT
3. Darwin Awards
4. HAPPY SUGAR DADDY DAY!!(aDULLt)

1. Another Traveling Salesman one (aDULLt)
2. Top5 - 6/21/99 - Creative Ways to Advertise Cigarettes (fwd)
3. "Dilbertesque" Statements
4. Sarcasm (adult)
5. Small vs Large <risque>
6. Ben Franklin Puts One Over on the Rubes. (May offend gunlovers)
7. New Neighbors <Just Plain Dumb>
8. History Lessons (Puns)
9. Perspectives <clean>
10. Spanish meal <suggestive>

1. Uphill ... Both Ways!
2. Limericks <adult>
3. Starbucks Review by Jackie Mason [pt. 2 of 2]
4. A man and a fish
5. Divorce Demands
6. Customs of the past: in the 1500s <clean, informative>
7. Historical Humor: How its done in York State
8. Well, Enough? <clean>
9. The Baby Pidgeon (Pun)

1. Is Barney Satan?
2. Hobosexuals <adult, off. to gays>
3. Peaches (adult)
4. Ben Franklin in Paris (May Offend Anglophiles)
5. Acreages <adult-ish>
6. god billboards [may offend the atheistic]
7. Peace Corp Antics
8. Bathing Cats
9. The Software Industry <adult>

1. OUCHIES!!( off to sight impaired)i know u can hear this..
2. Quotes For Guys & Girls
3. A Couple of Smiles (mature)
4. The Old Perfessers HMO <adult>
5. HEALTH TIP
6. Was Your Mother Scared by a...
7. Because Im a guy [some innocuous adult language] [hmmm... and *i* would
8. God Ads continued... <off. to those off. by god jokes>
9. Religious Lessons (Puns)
10. Probing <cleanish>

1. The Wolf!! (for the females)
2. JOY SHTICK
3. MrsPerfessers HMO <adult>
4. Sunny comments and questions about contemporary life
5. Dubious Crimes and Other Anecdotes
6. The Cake (Shaggy Dog Story)
7. Reported to be a true story
8. Gods kids

1. PUNY Riddles
2. At The Gates
3. Rednecks
4. Monkey Bizzzzz

1. [Humour] Cultural differences explained:
2. 5 years ago - hard times
3. Aspiring Thespians <language
4. Couples <clean>

1. Astronomer & Chauffer
2. The FBI Orders Pizza
3. Ahh Memories....Ahh Monday
4. Vodka - adult content
5. Q & A <adult>
6. Aaah, love
7. Sitting Bulls Complaint
8. Inert comments and questions about contemporary life
9. News from _The Chronicle of Higher Education_
10. The Cadets (Pun)
11. Its a Wacky World! #67 (Unclean)

1. The 10 Most Important People In A Womans Life <adult, innuendo>
2. Parenting Test
3. Changing Them Light Bulbs <adult>
4. HUMOR: More Darwin Awards
5. At the library <clean, silly, borderline moronic>
6. Office Posters
7. Anagrams
8. Abram Jaspers Parable: 19th C. American Political Satire
9. The Ghost (Pun)
10. Crazy English Language
11. Jewish Mothers <clean>

1. A Duck At The Bar
2. Nothing Can Go Wrong....
3. Tech Support Phonecalls #1
4. layoffs
5. Its A Wacky World! #68
6. Shall WE Dance?
7. Wife Line
8. Whys Yawning Contagious? <clean>
9. The Model Train (Pun)