The Humor List Postings for July 1999

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of July Topics of the day:
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1. Things Only Women Understand
2. The rabbit <clean, a groaner>
3. Whisper Sweet Nothings... <adult, off. to fem.>
4. Holy Cow!! [suicide; fornication]
5. What Ive learned <adult language>
6. Definitions By Gender
7. Tech Support Calls #2
8. Its A Wacky World! #69
9. How about a vacation? <clean>

1. Smart!
2. House for sale <typo resulting in an innuendo>
3. 90s Definitions
4. Independence Day <adult>
5. DARTH VADER GIVES A COMMENCEMENT ADDRESS
6. Humor - Weird Business News #16 (1st of 3)
7. The Name (Pun)

1. PUNY Riddles
2. IRISH CREATION (aDULLt)
3. Chaos
4. Humor - Weird Business News #16 (2nd of 3)
5. The Wheelbarrow Method (mature)

1. White Folks (aDULLT)off to racists...
2. Preparing Men For The Millenium
3. 2 4 the 4th (Puns)
4. Humor - Weird Business News #16 (3rd of 3)

1. Tight Fit <Sexual inuendoes, off. to the British Royal family>
2. Travelling Puns
3. A Cat Diary
4. Its A Wacky World! #70
5. The Desert (Pun)
6. A Fistful of Dollars <adult>

1. Totally Useless Facts
2. How Long?
3. 20 POINTS OF DIVORCE <adult>
4. Its A Wacky World! #71
5. Messages from God (religious)
6. Paki, err Think-Tanks - Part 1/2 <clean, off.>

1. OUTranking(aDULLT)
2. Test Your Priorities
3. Run Hillary, Run!
4. Things Prison Guards Hate.... <adult>
5. FW: Tinky Winky
6. Church...
7. Indian life (offensive to Asian Indians)
8. Riddle
9. American History (Puns)
10. Paki, err Think-Tanks - Part 2/2 <clean, off.>

1. A sick, sick joke
2. School Essays On U.S. Politics
3. COOKING TERMS
4. Indian Life part 2 (offensive to Asian Indians)
5. Frankie and Elvis (Puns)
6. The Metric System <clean>

1. How Redneck Are You?
2. Naturotherapy (offensive to pakistanis)
3. Playing Doctor(aDULLt)
4. Advert <adult>
5. The real apology
6. u.s. aggressions [may offend the john birch society and any othe r right-wingers out there]
7. Polorized comments & questions about contemporary life
8. Orthopedic Surgery (Pun)

1. No Fee for Y2K Chickens <clean, not quite hysterically funny, but clean>
2. Tough Times (sick, offensive to Pakistanis)
3. Parenting In The Post-Clinton Era
4. PUNY Riddles of the Week

1. Sterotypes
2. Another Day in Pakistan (sick, offensive to Pakistanis)
3. Shaggy Dogs Have Their Day (Pun)
4. Indian Philmi Fundas! - Part 1/2 <clean>

1. 9 mos. (suggestive)
2. Youth Truth
3. Another Weekend In Alaska (adult)
4. Limericks <adult>
5. Another Day in New York<offensive to Indians>
6. 90s Marriage
7. Indians (Pun)
8. Indian Philmi Fundas - Part 2/2 <clean>

1. Answering MAChine
2. Pak PM addresses the Nation (offensive to Pakistanis)
3. Smiles
4. Which Half?
5. Great things... (part 1) <adult>
6. word-song associations
7. Another test

1. Lies
2. Great things... (part 2) <adult>
3. Second Opinion (plus answers to Redneck Quiz)
4. The Wrestling Match (Adult)--American Humor of Exaggeration
5. READ it SLOWlee
6. Tips for traveling in the South
7. Windows 98, Brooklin Edition <clean, off to Italian-Americans?>

1. Uses for Coca-Cola <clean>
2. Some Smiles (mature)
3. The elmo doll (Risque)
4. Why Engineers Dont Write Recipe Books
5. Definitions
6. Confucius Says.... (Adult)
7. Potentially funny comments and questions about contemporary life
8. Before "Whos On First?"
9. School (Puns)
10. The Surprise <clean>

1. Smiles (very adult/"f" word)
2. What Do You Get? <adult>
3. Leroy <adult>
4. Atlanta
5. He Didnt Believe in Signs
6. Kids wisdom
7. Laid over - adult?
8. Short Tails (Puns)

1. Insurance and Cigars
2. The Best Part of Waking Up...
3. Animal Testing(off to activists & bovines )
4. Short Tails (Puns)
5. Puny Riddles of the Week
6. The Great American Diet

1. DId GHA heaR?
2. Dirty Little Johnny <nuff said>
3. Email from where?
4. Tour de France
5. Nonbreakable comments & questions about contemporary life
6. Customer-Support? <adult>
7. Tour de France (repost)

1. Golf Laws
2. Civil Servants
3. Metric Conversions
4. Extremely Ineffective Daily Affirmations
5. Absurdities: Now and Then
6. Warning Letter
7. Ten Most-Asked Questions

1. On The Lawn <adult>
2. Smiles
3. the propaganda cheer [may offend politicians]
4. Q & A <adult>
5. Excuses, excuses
6. An Article (Left Out) On the Moon
7. The Bride (Pun)

1. Going Metric
2. Windows 98 For Rednecks
3. Adult Humor... <adult humor>
4. CREATION 101
5. Sarcastic remarks to get you through the day
6. 3 kinds of mEn
7. Spelling it out
8. Pizza (Pun)
9. Unlikely adroit comments & questions about contemporary life
10. Burial Service <adult, off, disgusting, unclean....>

1. DANGLING THE BAIT (aDULLt)
2. Italian Newlywed <adult>
3. $64,000 Question
4. My Prayer
5. Shopping <possibly offensive>
6. More On - The Old Perfesser <adult>
7. U.S. Race Relations
8. God and the Blonde (May be offensive)
9. Southestern comments & questions about contemporary life
10. What you should know about France
11. The Epileptic (Classic Pun)
12. "Carp(al)" Syndrome <clean>
13. Shopping
14. Too Much of The 90s (Top Ten)

1. $100 <adult>
2. The Differences
3. ADULT little red riding hood
4. Our town was SO small....
5. Kennedy Jokes (may be offensive!!!!)
6. Feghoot: The Cannibals

1. PUNY Riddles
2. Fishing Buddies
3. Interesting Questions
4. Thats Our Government..NOTICE RECEIVED

1. Astronomer & Chauffer
2. 5 years ago - Money Humor
3. Microsoft Solves Air Force One Mystery
4. [Humour] The waiter <adult>
5. Arson (Pun)
6. Comments and questions of limited value about contemporary life
7. NASA Week!: Ariane-5 <clean, language>

1. New Clinton Scandal
2. Interview with God
3. Its The Pope.... <off. to the pope>
4. Extremely earthbound comments & questions about contemporary lif
5. Feghoot: Exodis
6. TACTFUL
7. "Downright Offensive" John F. Kennedy, Jr. Jokes
8. Answers
9. Titanic pun
10. ventriloquist <off. to blondes>
11. NASA Research <clean>

1. Helping Grandma
2. Ethnic Jokes <ethnically off.>
3. Dental Work <pot. offf. Dentists>
4. Bad Prose <practically clean>
5. TOO NuNs
6. RSVP: AN INVITATION TO A SCIENTISTS BALL
7. Oldies But Goodies on Preachers...
8. Humor - Andy Rooney-isms from 60 Minutes (Suggestive)
9. Musical Puns
10. Bad News For Elvis Fans <clean>

1. Tiny Tasteless
2. At The Justice Of The Peace
3. Shes sooo-ooo-o-o-ooo ugly... <adult>
4. Pronouns as the infantry of the Cultural Wars
5. The General (Pun)
6. Beer In Space <clean>

1. dyslexic rabbi joke
2. The Y1K Crisis <may be off. to the religious>
3. National Poetry Contest
4. A New Cuckoo Clock
5. Rednecks <adult, off.>
6. Stupid Criminal Story #15
7. Maybe offensive to Irish
8. The Perfect Joke -interactive / clean
9. moNKEy DoodLES
10. Before the Landing <clean>

1. Happy HoliDAY!!
2. 115 Year Old Man
3. The Missing Patient <adult>
4. Its so hot ...
5. [Humour] The victim

1. PUNY Riddles: 7-31-99
2. Arranged Marriages
3. Out of the mouths of babes!