The Humor List Postings for August 1999

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of August Topics of the day:
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1. Dressing In The Dark
2. Humor - Weird Business News #17 (1st of 3)
3. The Poultry Farmer (Pun)
4. Its SHOWtime!!
5. Falling (pot. off. to relgion)

1. Been There?
2. Ethnic Jokes <adult, off.>
3. Safety at Night
4. Mean-spirited comment & questions about contemporary life
5. Humor - Weird Business News #17 (2nd of 3)
6. Amercan Hyperbole

1. Suicide Foiled
2. Definitions By Gender
3. The rest of the Story
4. Quirks
5. Humor - Weird Business News #17 (3rd of 3)
6. Top Ten
7. More Amercan Hyperbole
8. Blind Date
9. If Operating Systems run the Airlines
10. Tribute to Dr. Spooner (Puns)

1. Shorties
2. AIDS <bad language, off. to ill people>
3. Classified Ads (!?)
4. Brucie <adult, off. to gays>
5. The Poultry Farmer and Wallpaper (Puns)
6. XXX Astronomy
7. Good ol Albert

1. Reverend Spooners Tips Of The Slung
2. Women T-shirts <adult-ish>
3. How To Shower.............
4. Q&A <adult>
5. Erryone Needs a Gud Educashun!
6. The V-Files (revisited)
7. Airlines <off. to those with old computers>
8. MS is BRILLANT!!
9. Grass (Puns)
10. Micro$oftisms

1. Eye popping experience
2. Underground(of to religous)
3. A Horse Tale <A Spooneristic Pun>
4. They simply couldnt contain themselves <adult>
5. Signs That Youre Getting Old(er)
6. Limericks <adult>
7. (1) Drain Bamage & (2) Prison
8. When Bloopers were Boners
9. Telling Time <adult>
10. Frank and the Preacher

1. Cant Do It
2. TOURISTS
3. PUNY Riddles of the Week
4. ...know when to hold em ... <adult>

1. Top 10 Signs Your Company is Going to Downsize <Offensive to CEOs>
2. Southern Belles <Adult>
3. Real men Test
4. Sound Advice!
5. Reality? <clean>

1. Sobriety Test
2. How To Tell That Youre In Los Angeles
3. IRISH BlondIE(aDULLt)
4. Friday Night Date Tips For Women <adult, sorry its late...>
5. KFC and the Pope <off. to Catholics>
6. THE PIOUS AND THE ATHEIST <off. to religious>
7. A Modern Opera
8. All right! Who was it?
9. How to spend your time...in the office <clean>

1. Old World Advise
2. Drivers Application
3. DECLINE AND FALL....
4. a thought for the day [mildly adult language]
5. Kirk <Star Trek Joke - Sick>
6. Children (Puns)
7. car builder
8. The Beginnings of The NEW Journalism
9. Surd-Times: This Years Exam Paper <clean>
10. Defective Deer

1. Top5 signs youve picked a Bad Internet Company
2. Older Lovers...
3. Places You Might Consider (Not) Visiting
4. Panties
5. Elephant Joke, other animal stories <adult>
6. Jeannie <gross>
7. Now Thats POOR!!
8. Pretty Pol!
9. Shakespaw
10. The Wig (Pun)]
11. Top5 - 8/11/99 - Signs Your Pet is Depressed
12. Prince c. (off. women)
13. Accident Report <clean>

1. BLACK PANTIES
2. A Headache Cure, Take Me To Your Leader <adult>
3. British Journalistic Blunders
4. Employee Assistance
5. Automotive company mergers
6. The Old Perfesser Rides Again.... <adult>
7. This one goes out to Salt Lake City
8. MAKING MOM PROUD (off to docs)
9. Cannibals (Puns)
10. Businessman Vs Businesswoman <clean>

1. Traffic Cop at the Nursing Home (sexual innuendo)
2. THAT darN caTT..(off to dead short people)
3. In the news <adult-ish>
4. A LITTLE GIRL OF THE 70S???
5. You might be a Yankee ...
6. The Player
7. what to do with matzo balls [some adult language]
8. Virus Alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9. A Centennial without a Hitch...

1. Need a push <clean>
2. PUNY Riddles of the Week
3. The Halo Effect
4. Blurbage
5. THE BARN DOOR is oPen(aDULLT>
6. Stupid Criminal Story #16
7. [Humour] The assignment

1. Puns of the Week: 8-13-99
2. The Big Nascar Fan!
3. DID YA HEAR?? (aDULLt)
4. You know you are a liberal if....
5. The Defense of Marriage Act Anagrams <clean>

1. Flying Around
2. Car Repair
3. An old man on the beach (adult)
4. CYber Nursery<ahem>
5. Foretails (Puns)

1. How to be Polite <clean, bit off.>
2. How T o Identify Drivers
3. T-Shirt Sayings
4. Dart Team (adult)
5. Tails, too (Puns)
6. Medical chart comments (Part 1 of 2)
7. Job opening
8. [Humour] The Texan
9. Subject: You think YOU are having a bad day?
10. AMAZING!!
11. DUMBING DOWN OUR KIDS
12. Couple-oh-problems <clean>

1. Revenge <adult innuendo>
2. A Couple Of Smiles (adultish)
3. A Royal Pain in the ... (adult)
4. Subject: Costume Party (may be offensive to blacks)
5. Two gay men <adult, gross, off. to gay people>
6. It can be important to get a receipt...
7. Medical chart comments (Part 2 of 2)
8. The Scoutmaster (Pun)
9. [Fwd: Psychic Hotline $12 per hour!]
10. Learn Golf <adult, classic>

1. Thinning the Herd
2. School Daze
3. Currency Exchange
4. The Bell Ringers: The Rest of the Story (Puns)
5. PADDY ME BOY!!
6. The Bell Ringers: The Rest of the Story (Puns)
7. Ponder on this, for the weekend <cleanish..>

1. The Procrastinators Creed
2. Animal Quickies
3. The Medicine Man & The Crazy Dog (Puns)
4. Kitsch as Kitsch Can and a Post Script on Hitch
5. THIRTEEN THIRteen thirtTEEN
6. Subject: American Government Dogs

1. PUNY Riddles
2. An oldie, but a goodie: Better Light
3. THE BEYOND
4. Becoming acquainted

1. Puns of the Week 8-20-99
2. Its a Nice Life
3. Drug Dealers vs. Software Developers
4. Have it your way!
5. AHA!! (aDULLTish(
6. Real Country Songs
7. Changing Professions <clean>

1. Family Xpansions(aDULLt)
2. Oh....them Clintons!
3. A Witchs Revenge <adult>
4. lunch time <adult>
5. A Good Reason
6. Astrological Lights
7. Think globally, act idiotically
8. Bad Habits <clean>
9. A Rose & Mining the Moon (Puns)

1. Business Quotes
2. Smiles (adult)
3. The Standup Skeptic
4. Signs of America
5. Mary Poppins (pun)
6. To get a degree in Engineering...<clean>

1. A Day In The Woods (adult - sick)
2. Doctor, Doctor, Cure Thyself
3. Logomachy!
4. Language of Love?
5. [Humour] The New Guy
6. Nuts (Puns)
7. Being Finicky, Are You? <clean>

1. Top 10 Old Folks Party Games
2. Confessions <adult>
3. "Why are you crying, my son?"
4. Old Folks
5. *silence*..a moment of
6. Stupid Criminal Story #16 (Indecent)
7. Taking Nothing from Nothing
8. The Invisable Man & The Love Potion (Puns)
9. Both Sides of the Story? <clean>

1. Inventions (mature)
2. Asian Economy Worsens!
3. Age Barometer for Americans
4. Martha Stewarts tips for Rednecks
5. To be exact
6. Witchs Revenge
7. Fox Mulder: please turn on your cell phone...
8. Travis County Jail (Puns)

1. My Wooden Auto [Offensive to Italians]
2. PUNY Riddles of the Week
3. Answer to Technical malfunction
4. Rainbow Colors
5. Computers

1. Answer to Technical malfunction
2. Bits & Pieces
3. On the Beach <adult-ish, may be off. to Italians>
4. BOOT UP CaMp
5. Puns of the Weak
6. carnival knowledge
7. India: The Lighter Side - Part 1/2 <clean>
8. In The News - Humorous New Quips

1. What Kind Of Blonde?
2. WABBIT in da BoX
3. Cats and dogs
4. Strange, indeed!
5. [Humour] Household Principles for Children from the Old Testament
6. Its A Wacky World! #72
7. Lawyer Joke [off. to lawyers]
8. Protecting the Gentler Sex
9. MEN ARE LIKE...
10. Telemarketers
11. Short Tails (Pun)
12. India: The Lighter Side - Part 2/2 <clean>

1. Psychiatry (its nuts!)
2. Rejected Dr. Seuss Books (adult)
3. Pet Duck
4. Kansas takes a GREAT LEAP backward... (May offend Creationists)
5. How to Pack Award-Winning School Lunches <Just Plain Dumb>
6. SEINFELD sayings...
7. Adult Humor about Adults!!!
8. Scientific Theories (Puns)
9. jFk siNgaLOng (off. to Kennedy fans..good taste ) SICK cataGORY