The Humor List Postings for September 1999

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of September Topics of the day:
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1. Chick Drinks and Personality <clean>
2. cuTTing corners (aDULLt)
3. [Humour] Excerpts from a cats diary
4. Things You Would Never Know......
5. Judgement
6. And God Said, Let There Be Light in Kansas <may be off. to the religious>
7. Plagairism a concept in transition
8. The Wish
9. Competition & Exertainment (Puns)
10. NOTHING UP HIS SLEEVE <clean>
11. Two old men [adult]
12. Testing
13. Insults
14. Monica Lewinskys father asked to help Clinton
15. Scottish Jokes [may be offensive to Scots]

1. Cat Flaps <clean-ish>
2. Fire and Football
3. Useful Phrases at Work
4. My Warning to Friends
5. NASA & Inverse Logic (Puns) (Adult Language)
6. A GREAT list! Check it out!
7. The Irish Bull
8. The Thangs U lEARN HBO no..no no..! HMO
9. Country Songs
10. Twas the nite before...
11. Learning to Drive
12. More Blondes <clean>

1. Cows With Guns
2. CyberCity
3. Liver n Cheese
4. The Cheapskate (Clean, but offensive)
5. Connoisseurs All
6. reminiscence [sick, in poor taste]

1. Only WednesDAYs- I Apologize for the HTML screw up postings
2. 30 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew About Girls
3. More on George Gobel
4. Weddings
5. T-Shirts/KY Jelly
6. PUNY Riddles of the Weak
7. The Arm <mild adult content>
8. YuMMM SCUM
9. Timbuktu

1. Puns of the Weak
2. Heres Your Sign
3. The New Yorker
4. Still another list - trailertrash <off to Southerners>
5. Humor - Weird Business News #18 (1st of 3)
6. The Great English Language
7. JEWISH nEws(off2 jews)
8. Once upon a time <clean>

1. EQuatiONS
2. A prophecy by Nostradamus <clean>
3. Young Doctor
4. Young King Arthur
5. Humor - Weird Business News #1 (2nd of 3)
6. Smiles (adult)
7. The Hadj & The Middle East (Puns)
8. HUMOR Digest - 4 Sep 1999 to 5 Sep 1999 (#1999-83)
9. Art thou a Shakespearean? <adult>

1. Bills Preference [Adult]
2. Bill Gates In Hell
3. Missed Translation <adult>
4. The Dental Patient & Flat Tire (Puns)
5. Humor - Weird Business News #18 (3rd of 3)
6. Gores Gaffes...<clean>
7. Re: Gores Gaffes...
8. The Longest Word In The Turkish Dictionary <clean>
9. [Joke] Gorilla in the Mist...

1. Position Available Immediately
2. A Womans dictionary
3. Gods Plan
4. Short Tails (Puns)
5. Ther Were No Signs Up
6. LUCILLE !!
7. Technical Kissing <clean>

1. Redheads (adultish)
2. Poor Fred
3. Oh No! Another Blonde Joke!
4. Metaphysics
5. Improvements In the Language
6. More Gore
7. Correction...

1. Rosh Hashanah (2)
2. The Job of a Lawyer <adult>
3. Little Voices
4. Two Legionnaires (pun)
5. "It Was a Dark and Stormy Night" --among the bodice rippers...
6. OUGH revisited...
7. Reasons to Keep an Open Mind to New Ideas
8. POOR BLONDIE
9. Veni, Vidi, Vici <adult>
10. Rosh Hashanah
11. Death Bed
12. Traffic Violations (Puns)
13. POKEMON [adult]

1. Top5 - 9/9/99 - Signs Your Team Wont Get to the Super Bowl
2. Kinder, Gentler Ways to Say Someone is Stupid
3. The Accommodation [Adult]
4. Top 5 Reasons
5. PUNY Riddles of the Week
6. Brides Of Christ
7. The Letter

1. Puns of the Weak: 9-10-99
2. Specimen
3. Rosh Hashanah
4. Free LOVE
5. www.godhatesfigs.com (offensive to bigots)
6. Heaven & Hell
7. Clergy Types

1. New Barbies
2. Response <adult>
3. Beer Versus Religion
4. Rednecked People <adult, off.>
5. WRONG RANK
6. WHAT ARE WE THINKING?
7. Education the Easy Way (Pun)
8. ENGLISH IS A CRA-AZY LANGUAGE
9. Acquiring a Biblical Wife <clean-ish>

1. Killing Elf Ego
2. Want A Drink???
3. Irish Wedding <adult>
4. Adventures in Driving
5. Kitchen Tips
6. Jungle warfare (Pun)
7. A Blonde Guy Joke
8. Hes Mean NOW
9. True Medical Stories
10. Surd-Times: Miscellany - Part 1/2 <clean>

1. From the Montreal Comedy Festival
2. Warning!
3. Men are Like.......
4. a bit *too* technical job requirement?
5. Unlucky in love and .....
6. Drugs in Contemporary American Politics <language caution>
7. Free Will (Pun)
8. Its A Wacky World #73 (Disorderly)
9. Worst Date
10. Empire Strikes Back - Extra Special Edition
11. socialist HELL
12. Surd-Times: Miscellany - Part 2/2 <clean>

1. COMA VANity
2. The Trial (Pun)
3. The Universe According To Dilbert
4. Childrens Books That Just Didnt Make It
5. Paddy
6. New Age Lullaby
7. George Carlin one-liners
8. Men/Women
9. Cookies (author unknown)
10. Oh those Wacky, Wacky Dutch!! <H-Reflex Warning>
11. Mildred & Chester <adult>
12. Will the real dummy please stand up?

1. The Sabbath Violator
2. New Product: Microsoft Contraceptives
3. Cat Calls
4. Qs and As
5. Red Carded <adult-ish>
6. Barbie Dolls - For Women ONLY!
7. The Policeman (Pun)
8. Football team
9. Recent Evidence for Survival of the Fittest <May Offend NRA Types>
10. The NEW preaCHer

1. J.a.P. wOes <off. to jewish>
2. Rules For Driving In Big Cities
3. Jewish Women and Chinese Restaurants
4. Laws Of Survival
5. Eight little morons
6. PUNY Riddles of the Week 9-18-99
7. The Strong Horse

1. Assembly Language
2. The Priest and the Rabbi [Adult]
3. Puns of the Weak: 9-17-99
4. The Little Morons nose
5. KY NeWs!! (aDULLt)
6. Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!
7. Discrimination Policy
8. Once upon a time.... (offensive to frogs)
9. confidence
10. Continuum <clean>
11. Montana Bear

1. Bikers
2. Country and Western Music Terms
3. The Kurds (Pun)
4. Potatoes <clean>

1. The Mortgage
2. Education In A Bottle
3. The Doctors
4. Some Hillary Humor [Adult]
5. Dirty Limericks <adult>
6. Panda
7. The Hunter (Pun)
8. Why is business so slow?
9. Want a mortgage?
10. F.B.I.
11. AHA! .. SLICK
12. What is a condom? <adult>

1. MY DADDY IS A DOCTOR... ( a DULLt ) off to HMOs
2. IDIOT SIGHTINGS
3. Golf Widow
4. Smiles (mature)
5. Password
6. two new elements
7. Rabbit
8. From the archives: computersRus (Jan 9, 1997)
9. The New Dog
10. Tech Support Horror Stories
11. STUPID PEOPLE WHO NEED SIGNS
12. Bug (pun)
13. Service with a Smile <clean>

1. Like Lots Wife
2. Silly Signs
3. Australia
4. The Donkey (Pun)
5. barnyard humor

1. The Candy Wrapper
2. Only in our Country.......
3. Flying soon? HAH!!!
4. UK Operators
5. Email Addresses [adult]
6. 3 Puns
7. BILL"S cLock (aDULLt)
8. Chiasmus <Adult, yet erudite!>
9. The English Cowboy?
10. Politically Correct Football
11. Where is the grass the greenest??

1. Carjacking Foiled

1. Felix the Flying Frog
2. Best T-shirts Of The Summer
3. PUNY Riddles and Puns of the Weak: 9-25-99
4. Mars and Venus in English Class
5. Fw: Xmas 2000
6. oVER & over and OVEr
7. The Loop <clean>

1. Coconuts? Oranges?
2. Try This..........
3. Tasteless <adult>
4. From the archives: Bad Idea (Feb 21 1997)
5. Florist Complaint
6. CONFESSION (offtorelgious)
7. The Watch (suggestive)
8. The Reunion & Research (Puns)
9. Star Wars (puns, clean)

1. Heterosexual Questionnaire <adult>
2. A Couple of Smiles
3. Wagons... HO!!
4. Cartoon Laws (Part 1 of 2)
5. Soccer Girl
6. Grizzard joke <off. to religious?>
7. CROOKED GROANER
8. Shaggy Dog original
9. Another American Tall Tale
10. Disability [Adult]
11. Triumph Over Adversity & Uncle Miltie (Puns)
12. Matters of the Heart <clean>

1. Signs of the Times
2. Cartoon Laws - part 2 of 2
3. The Blonde/The Mirror
4. Where is Jesus? <may be off. to the religious>
5. Shes Getting Bored? <adult>
6. Another original Groaner...
7. 24 Hours To Live
8. The State of the (U.S.) Presidential Campaign
9. A Proud Texan (Adultish)
10. Having a Bad Day
11. Friar Tuck (Pun)
12. Old Brewster
13. World Standards Day <clean>

1. Young Love?
2. What Do Women Really Want???
3. The Old Perfessers At It Again!! <adult, off. to TOP)
4. Short Groaners
5. Exciting News from Academia
6. Who was Jesus?
7. DILECT(off to rs)
8. Evil is all around us!
9. Phobias
10. Women & Money? <adult>
11. Enlightenment (clean)