The Humor List Postings for November 1999

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of November Topics of the day:
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1. Top5 - 11/1/99 - Trouble Adjusting to College
2. A Couple Of Smiles
3. New Words
4. Useful Retorts <clean>

1. Evaluation Form <adult>
2. Performance Appraisals Revisited
3. Humor - Weird Business News #20 (1st of 3)
4. Coaches (poss. off. to Indiana fans)
5. Looking Like a Golfer
6. Modesty <clean>

1. Unrecognizable U.S. Govt. Departments
2. Limericks <adult>
3. Xerox Killing in Hawaii
4. Pet Ownership and Academic Achievement <humor>
5. Humor - Weird Business News #20 (2nd of 3)
6. Opera: A White House Affair (Lblanca casa scandola)
7. DNA Personals <un-clean>

1. Offensive to Texans, Sheep
2. Qs and As (off. to everyone)
3. Gay Dancing <adult>
4. Humor - Weird Business News #20 (3rd of 3)

1. Bragging <clean>
2. Retro: Another dig at Poor Hilary
3. The Service
4. Somethings Wrong!!
5. Rejected Hallmark Cards (Adult)
6. Female perceptions of Felines vs. Female perceptions of Men <humor>
7. GROAN.. SAID DA FROG
8. Imaginative Will
9. In the Diner
10. Mildly Offensive

1. Sometimes a BMW is not enough <adult>
2. The 5 Toughest Questions for Men
3. Going to the bank

1. 5 Questions Most Feared by Men
2. repost: Cutting cheese

1. It is written <may be off. to the religious>
2. Top5 - 11/8/99 - Things on Bill Gatess To-Do List
3. repost: Two West Virginians
4. Smiles
5. Pagan <off. to Bubba & Billy Bob>
6. Comebacks for "special" co-workers
7. The OBviouS
8. How to make Shallow Snap Judgements - Part 1/2 <adult>

1. Rodney Dangerfield one liners...
2. repost: Uses for the Mercedes Benz Emblem
3. Its not what you think it is!
4. Real Headlines
5. Is it "Goodbye Columbus" or does the spirit of Thurber Live On?
6. Roses and Surgery <gross, offensive, rude>
7. Clintons Pearly Gates Clock
8. How to make Shallow Snap Judgements - Part 2/2 <adult>
9. Class Act

1. Things kids say
2. repost: Jewish jokes
3. Smiles (mature)
4. Viagra Side Effects [Adult]
5. Food Funnies from The Chef
6. Beer Warning Labels
7. Golf
8. Female Software Engineers (FSE) <clean>

1. Top5 - 11/11/99 - Thanksgiving-Themed Movies
2. Smiles
3. Veterans Day in the USA
4. Veterans Day <offensive to the simple-minded>
5. Humor - Three Sons
6. A little PC humor
7. Please accept my resignation
8. Useful Phrases to know when travelling Middle East <clean, bit off.>
9. Guard Duty

1. repost: The Rules (Possibly offensive to women)
2. Golf Laws
3. IN GOD WE TRUST ..........
4. Having Fun At Walmart
5. The Third Penny

1. Vampire Joke (Bad Taste; may be insulting to Italians)
2. Rules Of Golf
3. The Little Morons definition of Western Union
4. Points to Ponder

1. Rules For Bedroom Golf
2. Subliminal Suggestion <adult>

1. repost: Funeral & Nuns
2. Dont Take It Personal-like <adult, off. to T.O.P>
3. Retiring Generals
4. Testing...testing
5. The Veterinarian
6. For a Good Time <adult>

1. repost: French.... and their english...
2. Why Women Rule (off. to men??)
3. St. Victor <adult, off. to fundys>
4. The Expensive Hotel
5. SOME MERGERS TO KEEP AN EYE ON
6. The Circle of Life <clean>

1. Bumper Stickers
2. Handicapped Parking
3. short one, long one, short one
4. repost: Embarrassing Moments
5. Tree Slingshot - true story
6. Odds And Ends <clean>

1. Top5 - 11/18/99 - Cool Gadgets Used by 007
2. Bad Day <clean>
3. fast and loose <adult>
4. A Tribute to Ann Landers <humor>
5. Legal humor
6. Miscellany <clean>

1. New Dog Cross Breeds
2. DENNIS MILLERS ADVICE TO WOMEN ON WHAT MEN WANT: (adult)
3. Humor - Mens gift ideas <not offensive>
4. Alternative Lifestyles <adult, kinda off.>
5. They dont? <suggestive>
6. Marilyn Vos Savant strikes out... <HUMOR>
7. Kitty hygiene

1. Thats an Odd day
2. Bitter Men Say The Cutest Things
3. Children at the dinner party...
4. Assorted Smiles (adult)
5. Groaners: Dogs and Others
6. Two Yankees (Crude language)
7. Life as a Turkey

1. Thanksgiving
2. How to Cook a Turkey
3. DENNIS MILLERS ADVICE TO MEN ABOUT WHAT WOMEN WANT:
4. Another Blonde joke
5. If you can ... <clean>

1. Thanksgiving Cooking Advice
2. Temperature Conversion Guide
3. Turkey Talk
4. Definitions <adult>
5. Heaven < offensive to some guys and /or gays>
6. Signs of our Times!
7. Robins
8. Misc. Groaners

1. I Must Confess...
2. Stupid People
3. Restaurant Y2K
4. Just nothing
5. Children (cont.) <humor>
6. Actually, it aint so funny:
7. I dont know tha Answer, do you?
8. Some Adult Groaners (Sexual Content)

1. Thanksgiving (mildly offensive)
2. A Day At The Zoo
3. Assorted Smiles
4. Happy Thanksgiving!!
5. Top 10 Songs for People Over 40
6. Thanksgiving chuckles
7. Theorists in short <clean, somewhat iconoclastic>
8. Rocket-Man <adult, dirty language>
9. Gay Joke and Blonde Joke (adult)
10. My annual Thanksgiving post

1. Marriage Quotes
2. Turkey Story (non-offensive)
3. Bullshit Bingo
4. Graduate School Barbie
5. Cat Physics
6. : The Orphanage

1. Smiles
2. Competition <adult>
3. In The News - Humorous News Quips
4. Its A Wacky World! #76 (Poss. off. to Bulgarians)
5. An accident
6. The Modest Little Moron
7. Heteronyms & Hallmark Cards (Poems)

1. Puns of the Weak 11-25-99]
2. Buzzwords For Managers
3. Whats the Nail For? [adult]
4. Humor List Announcement (Offensive to Amputees)

1. Lexical Gymnastics
2. 4 Clean Jokes

1. repost: Turner Brown... (Mildly offensive)
2. More silly replies
3. A Mans Disease
4. Subject: Complaints <adult>
5. Please Read This!!! (adult language)
6. The Perfect Man <adult>
7. 3 Ministers
8. The Perfect Man [An Adult Repost?]
9. Road to heaven
10. Plea To The Lil Swimmers <adult>
11. Biblical Tom Swifts

1. The Twelve Days Of Christmas (Feline style)
2. Smiles
3. Advice from The Old Perfesser <adult>
4. U know what is globalization
5. Anybody order pizza?
6. The Mayors LIVE SHOT on tv
7. Its A Wacky World! #77