The Humor List Postings for December 1999

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of December Topics of the day:
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1. The Deer Hunt
2. Limericks <adult>
3. Irish Quotes
4. repost: Irish eyes are smiling...
5. Evolution of Bathing suites
6. Its A Wacky World! #78 (Adult))
7. The Newborn The Maid & The Ice Cream Man (Puns)
8. A Skiers Dictionary <clean>
9. Love

1. Christmas Songs For The Mentally Disturbed
2. repost: Current events, Peace talks
3. Hotel/Mergers
4. The Night Before Y-2-K
5. How Blonde was she?
6. Humor: viagra joke <non-offensive>

1. Tactical kangaroo report
2. It is - still - a wacky world <adult>
3. The 12 Days Of Christmas (For the politically correct)
4. Smiles???
5. Food For Thought
6. Hey, Fruitcake!!!
7. Typing made easy <adult>
8. A Pair of Pants (Pun)
9. The New Filly <adult humor>
10. Humor - Weird Business News #21 (1st 0f 3)
11. Football fans (offensive to fans of AFC West teams)

1. The Tunnel < mildly ethnic joke>
2. Christmas Hunting (Part 1 of 3)
3. Humor - Weird Business News #21 (2nd 0f 3)
4. Puns of the Weak 12-3-99
5. The Rall <clean>
6. Its A Girl Thang (from one of you) [Adult]

1. Christmas Hunting (Part 2 of 3)
2. A Man, a Dog, and a Sheep
3. Humor - Weird Business News #21 (3rd 0f 3)
4. Rivalry <clean, true story>

1. Two doctors
2. Christmas Hunting (Part 3 of 3)
3. Giggles
4. Dieting <off. to fattys>
5. Following her mothers advice
6. Barbies letter to Santa <mature>
7. The Husband <clean>

1. The Twelve Days of Christmas, Redneck Style & Microsoft Style
2. Trip to the doctor
3. Science From The Eyes of 5th and 6th Graders
4. Sects and The Old Perfesser <adult>
5. Job Definitions
6. Myopia
7. repost: Re: Pentium Humor (fwd) (fwd)
8. Dealing with Biblical Texts <may offend fundamentalists>
9. Stupid Criminal Story #17
10. Tie-up <clean>
11. Recent Groaners

1. Chrismukah
2. Leaving Las Vegas (mature)
3. Jack and Jill <ADULT !!>
4. Just say YES!!!
5. Line of Credit
6. The decoy <general>
7. The Twelve Little Bottles <clean>
8. Black Baby <adult and ethnic themes>

1. Santa Claus is a woman <might irritate misogynists>
2. Another Redneck Christmas
3. A Guide to Exercise for the Physically Inactive
4. A QUESTION OF TASTE
5. Is there time enough? < adult : may be offensive to priests and lawyesr>
6. Have a Punny Christmas
7. An Old Tale, Revisited <clean>

1. IT Conversation
2. Now WHERE did Quayle say Mars was?
3. Revised Tale Of Bethlehem?!
4. Cant Take It With Me?!
5. New Mercedes
6. Life in Beirut <clean>
7. A Christmas Poem
8. Top5 - 12/10/99 - Upcoming NASA Projects
9. Santas Other Reindeer [clean]
10. The day computers died
11. Four Groaners

1. Rebuttal: Santa Is A Man
2. Puns of the Weak: 12-10-99
3. touche
4. My Christmas Wish List, Part 1/3 [off. to Martha Stewart]
5. Birds of the same featherw

1. HO Ho Ho FAQ
2. My Christmas Wish List, Part 2/3 [off.to Martha Stewart]
3. World According to Frank and Ernest
4. The Kangaroo
5. Story of a Genius! <clean>

1. Birth Control <adult theme>
2. Final Visit From St. Nick
3. Giggles
4. MAKE TOYS FAST
5. Vocabulary test
6. The Hooker <adult theme>
7. My Christmas Wish List, Part 3/3 [off. to Martha Stewart]
8. Dating across the seas <adult>
9. Shaggy Dog Story: The Pet

1. Little Johnny
2. A Couple Of Smiles (mature)
3. Praying For Gifts
4. the rules of Judaism
5. Second Coming Thwarted <adult, caution:BLASPHEMY!!>
6. Chanukah Time
7. On the first Day of Christmas
8. Joe (2 Versions)
9. Sending Telegrams: WHY you should be careful <cleanish>

1. Nativity Scene?
2. Dear Santa
3. Top5 - 12/15/99 - Rejected Game Shows
4. Christmas Groaners
5. Throw It Into The River
6. Surd-Times: Punjab Airlines <clean>
7. Raining?

1. The Elephant Joke <adult theme>
2. A Genealogists Christmas Eve
3. Oy Vey All These Mergers
4. Eh, Whats Up, Doc?? <adult, off. to T.O.P>
5. The Management Test
6. Confusion < warning: adult >
7. Classic Groaners
8. Together at last <adult>

1. My Ex <adult>
2. Walkin in A Doggie Wonderland
3. another Christmas pun
4. A Christmas Letter
5. Q & A <adult, off.>
6. Its IN da biBLe (aDULLt)
7. Puns of the Weak for 12-17-99

1. Why Women Would Love Being Santa Claus
2. WEB is GRAtE (aDULLt)
3. A Conversation

1. Blonde Joke (offensive to blondes)
2. Another Reason To Avoid Christmas Shopping
3. Police Radar [crude lang.]
4. The Operation <short and funny!!>
5. More Christmas Groaners

1. Mind if I use your extra bedroom <adult theme>
2. Wisdom? <clean>
3. Right Where They Belong
4. Naughty Night Before Christmas <adult>
5. Top 10 Comments Made by the Reindeer During Their Xmas Flight
6. Christmas Tree <adult>
7. Failed Psychic Predictions for 1999
8. STILL the SOUTH
9. I want a Woman <adult theme>
10. Short Tails (Puns)
11. Fulfill your desires <adult>

1. "Where do pets come from" - from the Book of Genesis
2. Politically Correct Rudolph
3. A Couple of Smiles
4. Holiday Wishes <adult>
5. Humor - "Peanuts"
6. DEEP WInDOWS
7. Some Seasonal Puns
8. Tasty <adult>
9. what would they say?

1. Top 10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But =?iso-8859-1?Q?Aren=92t?=
2. Christmas Smiles
3. Word of the Year
4. The Art of Nagging <adult, classic>
5. The Carollers and A Gourmet Dinner

1. Wrapping presents with dogs <clean>
2. New Carols??
3. The mathematicians wife
4. Its A Wacky World! #79
5. Stranded <clean>

1. Christmas Is Coming
2. Humor - Military Christmas

1. Puns of the Weak 12-24-99

1. 3 Groaners
2. Y2k Warning, lol!
3. A New Years Wish
4. Insurances <adult>

1. The Need for Balance
2. Youre not getting older, youre getting... moldy?
3. BLACK OUT BUCKS
4. Twas The Day After Christmas
5. Top5 - 12/27/99 - Overheard at the Office Holiday Par
6. Introducing Vasya, the New Russian <clean>

1. Rudolphs Surgery
2. Cant close my eyes <adult>
3. A Daughters Bad Day
4. Mr/MrsPerfesser <adult, off. to T.O.P.s wife>
5. Y2K Back-Up
6. Lovely After Holidaze joke ( aDULLt)
7. The Night Before Y2K

1. New Years Eve
2. Anagrams <clean>
3. Specialty Clothing Shop
4. A Request of my Fellow Humorists
5. Computer Jargon Unplugged
6. The Blondes New Car
7. The Harpy

1. The Hairdo
2. One Question too Many
3. The Cold War Days
4. The Old Perfesser Collections <mostly with adult theme>
5. Original Groaners

1. Happy New Year
2. Pickup Line of the 20th Century
3. Its A Wacky World! #79 (Adult)
4. Gotta Be a BLONDE
5. The Millenium bug- the last word?
6. Hebonics