The Humor List Postings for January 2000

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of January Topics of the day:
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1. Auld Lang Syne
2. ROFLMAO !!!!!!!! (well it hit me as funny)

1. A Multitiude Of Funny Quotes
2. The new decade (clean)
3. Warning: Special Alert for Stratocaster Owners!
4. The Best Stressed Puns of the Millennium

1. What Number?
2. The Twelve Days of Technology <part 1 of 2>
3. Cartoon Characters
4. Original Groaner
5. Y2K Transition: No Biggie for Academe
6. SENSUS MAKER
7. Guess Who??
8. How I lost my new Mercedes

1. The Investment of a Lifetime
2. The Twelve Days of Technology <part 2 of 2>
3. A Poem For Boys
4. A Y2K Ditty
5. This Just In... <adult>
6. The GRass is always greener <adult>
7. $25
8. Humor - Weird Business News #22 (1st of 3)
9. The Most Intriguing Sound In The World <clean>

1. Little Johny <adult-ish, mildly inspirational>
2. 123 Does It
3. Adminspotting <bad language, off. to computer fans and Bill Gates>
4. Things Youll Never.......
5. Ethnic <adult>
6. 3 in 1 Oil [Adult?]
7. Efficient Women?
8. Humor - Weird Business News #22 (2nd of 3)
9. CHILDRENS BOOKS THAT DIDNT MAKE THE CUT
10. Four Groaners
11. The Y2K Conundrum <clean>
12. The Wee Button [Adult]

1. 2 Bishops
2. I WANT YOU BACK!
3. Y2K checklist
4. Viagra <adult>
5. Humor - Weird Business News #22 (3rd of3)
6. Women <sexist, offensive to women>
7. One for the Girls [suggestive]
8. Types Of Feminists - Part 1/2 <cleanish>

1. Bible Studies
2. A Couple of Smiles
3. Dieting News <adult>
4. File these for next December!
5. The Sea, Man of the Cloth and Moths

1. Puns of the Weak: 1-7-00
2. She Aint Easy... But... <adult>
3. What An Employer! What A Joke!!!!!
4. Airplane Humor
5. Old Sailor ( =?iso-8859-1?Q?risqu=E9?= )
6. Its A Wacky World! #80
7. That Edge ...

1. English
2. 2 Drops Every 4 Hours
3. RICH BITCH
4. The Things Kiddos Say ..
5. Types Of Feminists - Part 2/2 <cleanish>
6. Sprouting Behavior and Child Care (Puns)

1. 3 Cheers
2. New Warning Labels on Alcoholic Drinks
3. Whats to Compare? <adult>
4. One of those Days ...
5. Attainable New Years Resolutions
6. Bed TIME GaMes ( aDULLt }
7. Switch sides
8. How To Prove It - Part 1/2 <clean>

1. Warehouses <adult theme>
2. A Dogs New Years Resolutions
3. Mature Smiles
4. Here Comes The Old Perfesser <adult, off. to T.O.P.>
5. Todays Southern U.S. Word of the Week
6. Some Thoughts on Exercise & Health
7. A Constitutional Right (Puns)
8. How To Prove It - Part 2/2 <clean>
9. LUIGI & ANTONIO ( aDULLt {

1. Its all about STUFF
2. Where will you be?
3. Broken Leg
4. ADULT QS AND As
5. Blondes <adult>
6. Top5 - 1/12/00 - Y2K Survivalists To-Do List
7. A Family disgrace [Adult]
8. -APPLYING TO THE CIA
9. Another Accident Report <cleanish>
10. Education Puns

1. Yet Another Accident Report [also cleanish]
2. Accurate Headstone?
3. Mary Had A Little Lamb <adult>
4. A Motivational Speech
5. In Mourning
6. Mondo Cane ca. 1999
7. birds & bees (bad language)
8. Deodorant Spray <adult content>
9. Nuns in trouble
10. Early Warning
11. The Verge <clean>

1. Supermans outfit
2. A Poem For Moms And Dads
3. Quotable Quotes
4. humor: Men and sex (off to men)
5. Rednecks <adult>
6. Smokin ladies! [adult]
7. Thermos
8. The gift
9. Bar Puns

1. Book Orders
2. Bathroom Humor <Refers to Bod. Fuctions>
3. CHEEP CHEEP
4. Puns of the Weak 1-14-00

1. Freak Accident??
2. Solder Ants
3. To Whom It May Concern:
4. Catch A Bear (swearing)
5. WHADDA JOB!!

1. Cant Spell <adult theme>
2. Stranger than fiction
3. AOL-Time Warner
4. Assorted Jokes
5. The Wager
6. OLD INJUN.. OLDER JOKE ( a DULL t )
7. Resume Bloopers <clean>

1. The "2s" Have It
2. A Close Shave
3. Prehende uxorem meam, sis! <adult, off. to MrsT.O.P.>
4. Original Groaners
5. The Pepper & Salt Association <clean>
6. A Womans Prayer

1. Adam & Eve
2. Things That Ive Learned.... (adult)
3. Your Help Is Requested <adult>
4. Moral Dilemma
5. Cards For Special Occasions - Part 1/2 <adult>

1. Please, cover your food!
2. Why is a ship called "she" (Sexist)
3. 35th Annversary
4. "HOW-TO" Books <adult>
5. cookbook?
6. A Couple of Smiles
7. Groaner:s
8. HOR-RIN LAMBS ( a DULL t )
9. How To Straighten A Dogs Tail? <clean, off.>

1. Wrong Terminology? <adult>
2. Oh, Canada!
3. Q & A <adult>
4. When You Catch Your Daughter Necking

1. Assorted Stuff
2. Forty Ways Men Fail In Bed (Part 1 of 2) <adult>
3. Puns of the Weak: 1-21-00
4. The Six Phases ...
5. "The Wisdom Of Will Rogers"

1. Forty Ways Men Fail In Bed (Part 2 of 2) <adult>
2. Smiles
3. What Size?
4. Silvias Undies
5. Sandals
6. The Barber (pun)
7. Cards For Special Occasions - Part 2/2 <adult>

1. If Men Ruled The World.....
2. 3 Baseball Fans
3. 9 1 1
4. LOST
5. The Saga of Management Reviews <clean>
6. Some Original Groaners

1. My PET SQUISHY
2. New Chapter of Genesis
3. Art Appreciation?
4. Breakfast With T.O.P. <adult>
5. Holiday Party

1. HEAVEN
2. The 5 Questions Most Feared By Men
3. Consumer Reports? Part 1 of 2
4. Is it just a coincidence?
5. Newlyweds <adult>
6. Superbowl tidbit
7. The truth about Hell (classic)
8. The Sound of Music <adult gay humor, off. to SOM fans>

1. Food Puns
2. Rules for writers
3. Some Limericks <Adult>
4. Consumer Reports? Part 2 of 2
5. Limericks <adult>
6. The First Great Quote [Adult Theme]
7. Weather Lore and Invective (humor)
8. The real story of three monkeys ( May be offensive to some Indians)
9. Choppy Skies - A True Story <clean>

1. First Date
2. Hollywood Squares Responses
3. TRAVELLING IN INDIA (off. to Ind. drivers)
4. The Lost Car case <humor>
5. office insanity
6. Definition of a consultant
7. English System Conversions (Puns)

1. Puns of the Weak 1-28-00
2. Bumper Stickers for the Harried Homemaker
3. Smiles

1. All in a Days Work
2. [Humour] Feminine Musings
3. How now BROWN cow?
4. Smiles
5. Tourist Questions <clean>

1. Smiles
2. Hookers <adult>
3. Classifieds
4. MALPRACTICE
5. Test Your Skills! <clean, not for the linguaphiles>
6. one vs one
7. The Importance of Correct Punctuation & Steinbeck (Puns)