The Humor List Postings for February 2000

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of February Topics of the day:
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1. STUPID QUESTIONS get GREATE RePLies
2. Quotes/Observations
3. Whats Wrong With Me, Doc?! <adult, off. to T.O.P.>
4. Do you also have it?
5. Humor - Weird Business News #23 (1st of3)
6. Because...<clean, classic>
7. Lending

1. A Porcine Story (Pun)
2. Catholic Dictionary
3. Q & A <adult, off.>
4. Humor - Weird Business News #23 (2nd of3)
5. Between Friends
6. The results are in

1. S&M <adult>
2. Metric / English System Conversions & Units <clean>
3. Religion & Toys
4. Food Funnies from The Chef
5. Not offensive)The Speeding Driver
6. sayings for the new millenium
7. Humor - Weird Business News #23 (3rd of3)
8. Wasted Resources <adult>
9. Wanna Be A Zillon nair?
10. Some Classic Groaners

1. FLY balls
2. Top5 - 2/4/00 - Signs Its Too Cold Outside
3. Limericks <adult, off...>
4. Working Naked (Possibly offensive)
5. New U.S. television commercial
6. Deep Thoughts
7. Feghoots

1. PC Terms "Unplugged"
2. Careful What You (Dont) Sign!
3. Puns of the Weak 2-4-00

1. Top 20 Homicides (Part 1 - 20 to 11)
2. 5...A....M...
3. Sexual Consent Form - Part 1/2 <adult>

1. Top Ten Reasons God Created Eve <may be off. to the religious>
2. Top 20 Homicides (Part 2 - 10 to 1)
3. Smiles (mature)
4. Ethnic <adult, off.>
5. Aging Woman
6. Sexual Consent Form - Part 2/2 <adult>

1. Aspiring Psychiatrists
2. Military Humour
3. Sex and T.O.P <adult, off. to T.O.P.>
4. YES WE HAVE NO BANJOS .. we have no mangos todazes <aDULLt>
5. <humor> for the Bells and Smells Crowd...
6. More Perfect Men...<clean>

1. A Valentine Story
2. Because Im A Guy
3. Rednecks <adult, off. to Bubba & the boys>
4. On the mondegreen, Chapter I <humor>
5. Traffic Report for January 2000
6. Paki Math Paper <adult, off.>
7. Lawyers and charity (offensive to lawyers)

1. Better Plan <adult>
2. A High-Tech Prayer
3. Chuckles
4. The wager
5. <HUMOR> Mondegreens Chapter 2.
6. The E-MAIL SONG
7. the dark side of programming
8. TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE IS UNDER-QUALIFIED
9. Vasya, ONR, and the Mercedes <clean>

1. Teenage daughters <adult-ish, ethnic stereotypes>
2. Bad Day At The Golf Course
3. Revenge Can Be Ohh So Sweet!!!!!
4. Young Love!
5. Drinking Dilemma <adult>
6. A night out + Contagious <adult>
7. Computers in Movies
8. Abe Lincolns Legacy <humor>
9. New Soup
10. Many Hands<offensive to some Chinese>
11. Religions and FIRE !!

1. A morality tale [Warning: The s word]
2. PCs IN THE SERVICE & not living in canada
3. Puns of the Weak 2-11-00
4. Rednecks at School
5. Things you wish you could say.
6. Seen on a Tee Shirt
7. guide to computer langauges

1. Quiz Show Follies
2. Addicted to the Internet
3. Funnier By the Minute
4. Valentine Week!: The Story of St. Valentine <clean>
5. Grizzly Bear alert
6. The Witness

1. Smiles
2. Valentines Funnies...
3. Valentine Poems <adult, off.>
4. Web attacks
5. Valentines Day Poem - Redneck
6. Wordsmith puzzle
7. Chocolate <clean>
8. Some Old Groaners
9. Patriotism!!!!

1. Government Viruses
2. Potty Humor
3. Pardon me, T.O.P. ... Have you any Grey Poupon? <adult>
4. Three Things I will No Longer Do!
5. Translation jeopardy
6. The Pandaceros (Pun)
7. Feb 14 Customs Through The Ages...<clean>

1. Train Stop
2. What Size??? (mature)
3. Alternative Lifestyles <adult>
4. Message From An ISP - Part 1 of 2
5. What Women Want From Men
6. Join this new religion
7. you know youve lived in Cleveland when...
8. Humor - Getting Older
9. Bee Pee
10. The Island of Dr. Eskin <clean>
11. 3 Asimov Puns

1. Childrens Definition of Marriage
2. National Condom Week <adult>
3. Message From An ISP - Part 2 of 2
4. The Old Piano Player [Adult]
5. Kids as pets... <humor>
6. Finally --something really worth forwarding - - !
7. Object-Orientedness <clean>
8. married life <adult>

1. Jesus
2. Amazing Talent
3. Ads Wed Like To See <adult>
4. At The Movies...
5. Dubya <off to Bush supporters>
6. Jobs and More (Puns)

1. the Space Age!
2. Puns of the Weak 2-18-00
3. Limericks <adult!!>
4. A Punny Poem
5. Mysterious Phrases Explained (finally!)

1. Do you have a dirty mind?
2. 4 Moms
3. A South Carolina Valentine
4. Assorted Stuff
5. A Different Version of the "4 Moms" Humor
6. George W. Bushs Library <Political, off. to Dubya supporters>
7. Signs Your Mates a Werewolf! <clean-ish>

1. 4 Groaners
2. Animals Have The Darndest Thoughts
3. Irate Customer #1
4. Re: Irate Customer #1
5. Its A Wacky World #81
6. Smiles
7. An Eye for an Eye <adult>

1. All In The Genes
2. Only In Kentucky
3. Dummies (insensitive to criminals)
4. Poor ol MrsPerfesser... <adult>
5. GOD CREATED THE FIRST TEACHER <humor>
6. NEW COMPANY POLICY

1. All in the Genes - follow-up
2. Russian Jewish humor (Maybe offensive to former KGB agents)
3. A Wee Bit
4. Assorted (Adult) Smiles
5. India, Land of Snake Charmers (1 of 4) <tourism satire>
6. win95 installation (Windows bashing. keep away from kids)
7. Poor Mark!! <adult>
8. Adult Fables: (Language and sexual connotations)
9. Little Known Feline Ailments - Part 1/2 <clean>
10. Duck Sex

1. Top5 - 2/23/00 - Philip Morris Makes a Difference
2. Boyfriends/Girlfriends
3. The "Dear John" Letter
4. India, Land of Snake Charmers (2 of 4) <tourism satire>
5. LAME & HOlloW (aDULLT)
6. Little Known Feline Ailments - Part 2/2 <clean>

1. Wallpapering
2. Nice way to look at things (inspirational)
3. India, Land of Snake Charmers (3 of 4) <tourism satire>
4. 4 Clean Groaners

1. Puns of the Weak 2-25-00
2. Bad Flight
3. Assorted Smiles
4. India, Land of Snake Charmers (4 of 4) <tourism satire>
5. Should GW or Gore be concerned?
6. Humor - A Hairy Dilemma
7. Brother, can you spare a gallon? <off. to Clinton supporters>
8. Sex and the Reverends <adult>

1. At The Craps Table
2. Assorted Smiles
3. GEORGE CARLINISMS
4. Dubyas Optical Prosthesis <off. to Dubya supporters>
5. Two Kingdoms (Puns)
6. Once upon a time...<adult>

1. Notice Of New Retirement Policy
2. Assorted Smiles
3. Humpty Dumpty <adult>
4. I dewwwwwwwww
5. Murphys Law At Work
6. Cat Miracle Diet - Part 1/2 <clean>
7. How Old is Forty?
8. Shaggy Dog Story: The Duck

1. The Non-Stress Diet
2. So. California / Harsh things to say (Risque)
3. Swedish Coal miners
4. Eatin With The Old Perfesser <adult>
5. The Case of the Suspicious Diskette <Anecdote>
6. Top5 - 2/29/00 - Not Married to a Millionaire (Part I)
7. Computer glitch. Not offensive except maybe to Pope Gregory
8. 4 Grooooners
9. Flossing