The Humor List Postings for March 2000

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of March Topics of the day:
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1. Man Convicted For Giving Wife The Bird
2. ADULT SMILES
3. NEW HOSPITAL POLICY...
4. Its A Wacky World #82
5. Top5 - 3/1/00 - Not Married to a Millionaire (Part II)
6. Kids point of view
7. Cat Miracle Diet - Part 2/2 <clean>

1. Fit Wit
2. Explosive Cranial Dispersal 20%
3. Assorted Smiles
4. Prayers of Children
5. GROSS!!! <adult, gross, REAL offensive>
6. TENDJEWBERRYMUD
7. Pesticide
8. Mixed Cricket <adult>

1. Daffynitions
2. They want a baby
3. Determine YOUR Psychological Profile <HUMOR>
4. True Ensemble Playing [post at next rehearsal]
5. More Groaners
6. Humor: Owls <non offensive>

1. Puns of the Weak: 3-3-00
2. Men Are From Mars And Women Are From Venus (Part 1 of 2)

1. Men Are From Mars And Women Are From Venus (Part 2 of 2)
2. Womens Guide to Mens English (adult)
3. Humor - Weird Business News #24 (1st of 3)
4. Signs from God <offensive to religious people>
5. The Warsaw Affair <clean, classic>

1. Rules for Writers
2. Oil Changing Instructions
3. Giggles
4. Humor - Weird Business News #24 (2nd of 3)
5. For More Groaners
6. Ethnic <adult, off.>
7. Unleash The Power of Shift! <clean>

1. Drug Trial
2. White Wedding (off. to women)
3. Humor - Weird Business News #24 (3rd of 3)
4. Off-Duty with The Old Perfesser <adult, off. to T.O.P.s family>
5. is your computer possessed?!?!
6. Steven Wright Thoughts
7. How to frame your Rejection Letter <clean>

1. Top5 - 3/8/00 - Your S.O. is Addicted to Internet Porn
2. <No subject given>
3. Hot Mail
4. Phobias and Philosophy <adult>
5. Sign of Intelligent Life in Texas?
6. The Elephant & Robinson Caruso (Puns)
7. Mountain View <adult>

1. Ad Of The Week
2. Smiles (adult)
3. Top5 - 3/9/00 - Signs Your Cat is Getting Old
4. Muff Diva <adult, off. to Gays & Homophobic alike>
5. HIV Test Results
6. Gifts [Adultish]
7. English as a Second Language
8. Corporate Terminology <clean>
9. Painting (Puns)

1. The Pudding Guy!
2. Diary of a Blonde Newlywed
3. Hee Hee Hee....
4. A Few Words
5. Traffic Report February 2000
6. Moving Out [Adult]
7. 22 Minutes Bush prank

1. Puns of the Weak: 3-10-00
2. Wrong Address <adult>
3. It Figures...
4. Overcoming the Competition
5. Top5 - Least Popular Microbrews
6. Worlds 20 Shortest Books

1. The Joys Of Having Kids
2. Self-Help
3. Moms Wisdom
4. birth control (offensive to engineers)

1. Silly Ones
2. PLANE CRASH (Adult - offensive)
3. Travel Advice
4. Some Smiles (mature)
5. It Didnt Last..
6. The Wedding of the Brooms <adult, maybe controversial>
7. Silly Ones
8. Once army, always army... <slightly risque>
9. The Ides of March (Puns)
10. Ruminations

1. Little Johnny (adult)
2. BIRDY DISEASE ( aDULLT)
3. Top5 - 3/14/00 - Signs Youre at an AOL Theme Park
4. The Incredible Jungle Bungle <pun>
5. For Cajuns only
6. Fantasy <adult, off. to T.O.P.>
7. New Money {may offend Starr fans}

1. Oops -- Bad Day
2. Amazing Dog
3. Quotes/Smile
4. What a Deal!!! [Adultish]
5. Letter To The Editor
6. College News <adult>
7. 4 Groaners
8. Leftist Thought <clean>

1. Saint Patricks Day Humor
2. Pirate Days
3. When English Professors Run Amok
4. Puns for Saint Pattys Day
5. Ah, the Irish!! <adultish>
6. A Key West Story (adult)
7. Love Dress
8. Its A Wacky World! #83 (Obscene)
9. The Language of Love <adult>
10. Irish Jokes
11. How to Make an Irishman Mad - possibly offensive

1. The Newest Internet Playgrounds for Losers
2. Happy St. Patricks Day!
3. Military humor
4. St. Patricks Day
5. Patrick and The Snakes <off to thin skinned Irish>
6. SLIMEY GOLD ( aDULLt)
7. some more Ruminations - possibly offensive
8. Irish Setter Tails (Puns)

1. Mardi Gras & Vasectomy Clinic
2. Having A Bad Day???
3. Fresh Air Does It!
4. Medical Humor (offensive language)
5. Stand By Your Man!

1. Puns of the Weak: 3-17-00
2. Bull Treatment
3. A Dads Rules
4. Freedom!!!
5. Redneck humor
6. CAT DIARY (Non-offensive)

1. Quotes from the mothers of famous people
2. The New Barbie
3. The Cuckoo Clock!!!
4. Bible Riddles -- Noah!!
5. NEW Pickup Lines <adult, disgustingly offensive, gross and MORE!>
6. Senility
7. Communism at its best (worst?)
8. High Ways (Pun)

1. A Kittys Prayer
2. Flight Or Fright
3. SOUTHERN SAYINGS <adult, off. to T.O.P>
4. Explosive! <sexual content>
5. Sharp Shooter
6. And Its All TRUE!!!
7. IDIOTS

1. L.A. success
2. Hunting Grouse
3. An Everyday Survival Kit (inspirational)
4. Q & A <adult, off.>
5. "Lookin for Love In All the Wrong Places"
6. Joint Birthdays Suggest Collaboration
7. Beer
8. Its a Wacky World! #84
9. An Inexpensive Vacation (Pun)
10. Late Pregnancy Woes (pun, clean)

1. Careful What You Ask!
2. Titles for..... (adult)
3. Q & A
4. Praise the Lord
5. Blow me down/ Blow me up <seXXXual content>
6. "Little Johnny" Stories --<sex, language>
7. Only in America
8. The Hit Man (Pun)
9. Mc Donalds

1. The Best and Worst Course Evaluations of All Time
2. Top5 - 3/24/00 - Changes in the New German "Muppets"
3. Are YOU having a bad day? (mature)
4. Cruisin
5. Humor: Telemarketing answers
6. SLIPPERLY <aDULLt>
7. Diary of a Blonde Newlywed

1. A tribute to Pink Floyd
2. It Was A Delusion
3. Puns of the Weak: 3-24-00
4. Things Ive learned.....
5. From the Book of Academic Life
6. Dumb and Dumber
7. Good Sense

1. Dont Forget the Motor City
2. This & That
3. Grounds for Something...
4. Guaranteed weight loss program
5. Re: Guaranteed weight loss program
6. May (and Nicols)

1. Strange Laws
2. Jesus Christ
3. 3 Weddings
4. Menstruating Men <adult>
5. Rooser Joke (Adult)
6. Lifes Great Truths
7. PRAY its 99 !!!!!!.. aDULLT
8. The Detective <clean>
9. The Pet (Shaggy Dog Story)

1. Lets C if I post w/out HTML ing all over da place )THE LIGHT>aDULLt
2. Ten Commandments For The Gentleman Cat
3. Why We Just Cant Win
4. Travelling With T.O.P <adult, off. to MrsO.P.>
5. The Truck Driver [Adult]
6. Drinking and driving (offensive to the Irish)
7. Children and Music
8. Winders 2000 Texas Edition
9. TOP 10 REJECTION LINES by Women and Men
10. Jewish Proverbs

1. Wake Up Call
2. Having a bad day????
3. A River of Alcohol
4. Animal Stories
5. Re; More Facts?
6. I know this is all true cause I read it on the Internet

1. Contractor or Madam?
2. Views on Men & Women
3. A Poem Will Do Wonders.... <adult>
4. Top5 - 3/30/00 - Signs Canada is in Bad Shape
5. The Wheelchair Demon [Adult]
6. Humor in the advice column <Adult theme>
7. Many a True Word is Spoken in Jest
8. Real Estate Investing
9. Perfessers Translation Guide
10. Things That Make You Go Hmmm...
11. Stubby Tails (Puns)

1. Internet Cleaning
2. Top5 - 3/31/00 - Problems with Homeschooling
3. Sex Test For Dummies
4. Alternatives <adult, off. to gays and animals and... and... me too>
5. Spam this!!
6. DAY & NITE .... <off 2 Irish; off to people of color; Amish: & off to green beer>
7. The Painter