The Humor List Postings for April 2000

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of April Topics of the day:
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1. Waiting for the bus (offensive to blondes)
2. Be Careful What You Wish For
3. Understanding Your Paycheck
4. AS A BAT (aDULLt)
5. Humour Banned on the Net
6. A New Virus

1. The Old Preacher
2. Be Polite
3. PASS-ASS-WORD (aDULLt)
4. Weird Business News #25 (1st of 3)
5. Celebrity License Plates
6. Puns of the Weak: 3-31-00
7. Profound Questions
8. The Perfect Sex Manual <adult>
9. Scavenger hunt

1. Two Old Men
2. At the grocers (F-word)
3. Assorted Smiles
4. BEFORE AOL <adult>
5. Weird Business Report (2nd 0f 3)
6. A Gallimaufry of Guffaws (Adult themes)
7. In the Garden of Eden
8. Password rejection <mildly crude>
9. Trees and Pigeons
10. Ruminations for April 3, 2000
11. Secret Agent Murphy <clean>

1. Top5 - 4/4/00 - More Rejected Childrens Books
2. Jewish Country Western Songs
3. In Court (off. to lawyers)
4. Writings on Hospital charts <clean-ish>
5. The Peanut [Adult]
6. Ills and Ailments of The Old Perfesser <adult>
7. ird Busness News #25 (3rd of 3)
8. I love you!
9. blonde jokes
10. Mathematical Humor
11. Now THAT"S rich
12. Cleo and the asp (pun)
13. Ruminations for April 4, 2000

1. The ranch
2. Communication Problems
3. ETHNIC <adult, off.>
4. Fun with Math
5. bathroom joke
6. Cat Bathing...A Martial Art <clean>
7. DUH!!

1. A Housewifes Diary [Adult]
2. 1999 Darwin Awards - Criminal Category
3. At It Again (Blonde jokes)
4. Your Life Sucks....
5. The Poachers Revenge
6. New Medication Does the Trick
7. Texas Quotes
8. Troika <clean>
9. Some More Groaners

1. Can You Stand One More Math Joke?
2. Gov. Bush~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
3. A Farmer Story [Adultish]
4. Punny Geography Quiz
5. Grade School Wisdom

1. A Middle Aged Woman
2. Almost Tax Time!
3. Safety First (offensive to blondes)
4. This helps us understand
5. Puns of the Weak: 4-7-00
6. Duyas slogan <off to bushies>
7. Hi Tech Milking Machine [Adult]

1. If Dogs Could Talk, Theyd tell Us.....
2. Books To Avoid
3. CHALK ONE UP FOR THE MAN
4. New Tax (adult)
5. Carstianity (Puns)
6. Jewish Oscars <clean>

1. Circle Flies
2. The Stages of Life for Men & Women
3. LETTERS TO THE EDITOR...
4. Dealing with middle and/or old age... <adult>
5. Youre Not Sure and The Wedding (Adult Sexual Content)
6. Engineering Problems <adult>
7. SUESS is a TWRICY =dont ash

1. More Tax Reform
2. Why Guys Have All The Luck
3. The Old Perfesser in Poetry <adult, off. to T.O.P.>
4. Expensive Tours
5. Speech Recognition???
6. Commercial Kills Televisions Dead <Humor?>
7. Redneck Census Form
8. The Lord Hath Voice Mail :) <clean>

1. Redneck Census Form - Part II
2. New Win2000 Feature
3. A Source of Inspiration
4. Youre not sure of: <adultish innuendoes>
5. Its TAX TIME...!!!! <off. to taxpayers!>
6. Its A Wacky World! #85
7. HOLy JAPS !
8. Fwd: Up The Queen
9. More Jewish Humor: Pop Quiz <cleanish>
10. Captain Bravo
11. Geography Test With Answers

1. And, speaking of taxes...Tax Sumission Letter
2. Am going to kill computer <clean>
3. A Poem For Moms & Dads
4. Rednecks <adult>
5. some things you just cant explain [adult]
6. Revenge is Sweet [gross, sexual, offensive to the squeamish]
7. The End
8. P.T. Barnum Award Nominee for 2000
9. The New Talking Doll
10. Little Johnny & SORRYmy posts are in 2 formats; hope this time it posts correctly. (aDULLt)
11. Sleeping Dogs (poss off to large families)

1. Building Contracts
2. Assorted Offensive Smiles
3. Top5 - 4/14/00 - Celebrity Chinese Tattoos
4. TAXES <adult>
5. so *thats* where they come from! [mildly adult]
6. Two Passover Stories (Puns)
7. wRECK .. it Blondie
8. Appropriate SQL statement (clean, not offensive)
9. Traffic Report March 2000

1. Philosophical Scatology <sh*t word, repeated>
2. Union Rules
3. Are You a Redneck?
4. Puns of the Weak: 4-14-00
5. Letter to IRS

1. The Top Ten Reasons Why Men Are So Lovable
2. Smiles
3. Humor: Thinking problem <nonoffensive

1. The American Way?
2. Pre-Nuptial Agreement
3. Peter with his little fife (anatomical reference: adult)
4. The Test
5. Origins of Sayings
6. tHEY AINT WATT THEy used to b....+aDULLt+
7. The Unpublished Biography <cleanish>
8. Yet still more supposedly TRUE stories

1. Jewish Backing --Catholic Hacking... {off. to tax filing}
2. JOKE: Who is a big girl?
3. Rules For Teachers
4. At The Convent
5. Po Child.... of T.O.P. <mildly spiced>
6. Hmmm!
7. How to Write Good
8. Things Never to say to a Cop
9. Oath For Software Engineers <clean>
10. 4 Groaners

1. Men and Bragging
2. Crayon Mystery
3. Engineered Humour
4. Old Lady
5. An Ordinary Cats Grey Matter <clean>

1. After Hours
2. Two Old Ladies!
3. Q & A <adult, off.>
4. |dis big|
5. Clintons (Latest) Indecision {Political, Adult}
6. Ghostly Drive
7. Religious humor
8. Yankee Quiz

1. Marriage Woes
2. Send In The Clones....
3. Continuing Ed Cources for Men
4. Just Joshin
5. Measuring liquids <adult themes>

1. Puns of the Weak: 4-21-00
2. Easter Time Fun
3. Quotes worth remembering
4. Zoos <offensive to Southerners>
5. Easter

1. Temel Tales<clean>
2. In King Solomons Court
3. Middle Age
4. Its Monday! Its Started! ;-) <clean>

1. He needed help!
2. Immigration Responses?
3. LIMERICKS <adult!! off.!!>
4. The Rescue <American politics>
5. Two-Liners <clean, PJ>
6. S & M <adult>

1. The Greatest Man in the World [clean]
2. A Golfing Parody
3. The Old & MrsPerfesser... <adult, off. to MrsT.O.P.>
4. Advice from a mom
5. The logical nun <risque>
6. Aging <clean>
7. Of Presidents <clean, for a change>

1. Follow Up to Special High Intensity Training <adult, language>
2. Ethnic <adult, off.>
3. Marriage toasts <long>
4. Cute Kid Story
5. Cooking
6. Awww :) <clean>
7. Typo? and Really Dumb
8. 4 Groaners

1. Men Are From Mars...
2. ITS THE LAW....
3. Underdeveloped (adult>
4. If Homer was a writer of TV soaps
5. Top T-Shirt Slogans
6. Genetic advances (pun)
7. SATB Truths -- some adult references
8. India, Americanized <clean>

1. Rednecks <adult, annoying to Billy-Bob>
2. Happy baby (sexual, offensive to gays)
3. Having Sex when you Get Old ("f" word)
4. Surprise birthday party <risque>

1. Puns of the Weak: 4-28-00
2. ONE(space) ON (space) ONE ( no space ..(aDULLT)
3. Ideas
4. Humble Pie (clean)

1. HEADS UO !!! aDULLt
2. Lost Socks <Clean>
3. ELIAN WILL CONTINUE TO DOMINATE NEWS
4. the best bar joke ever
5. Shes a smart one, right?
6. Chin letter for Women
7. The Yellow Flower <clean>