The Humor List Postings for May 2000

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of May Topics of the day:
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1. George & Harriet
2. ITS A MIRACLE!!!! <adult>
3. Goin huntin
4. A Question of Size [Adultish]
5. Republic of Texas Constitution <off. to Texans>
6. Thats My Boy..>aDULLt<
7. Identifying slimy creatures
8. Testing Methodolgies - Part 1/2 <clean>

1. Fish at a restaurant
2. Makes u wanna go hmmmm...
3. I Fought The Law And The Law Won... <off. to T.O.P.>
4. Humor: Sexual chemical elements
5. At the Urologists
6. Weird Business News #25 (1st of 3)
7. Testing Methodologies - Part 2/2 <clean>
8. Recent Groaners

1. Find The Lord
2. Misleading Riddles
3. Black Eye
4. an even better "best bar joke ever"
5. Why Dogs are Better than Men
6. Its A Wacky World! #85
7. The American President <political>
8. Two Prayers
9. Chili Cookoff
10. Another Weight Loss Programme <adult>

1. Top5 - 5/4/00 - The Disney/Time-Warner Negotiation
2. Are You Feeling Old Today?
3. Nice Butt... <adult, off.>
4. Men dont listen well, do they!
5. Weird Business News #25 (2nd of 3)
6. Nazis and the Mayor of NYC {POLITICAL!!! MAY OFFEND}
7. WHITe wASH... (off to SOMEbody in the world )
8. Terminate, your employee...<clean>

1. BLONDES & EXAMS
2. SURVIVAL TIPS
3. Weird Business News #25 (3rd of 3)
4. Vagina Monologues <off. to the sensitive>
5. <clean> Offensive to overweight People
6. Puns of the Weak: 5-5-00
7. Dread diseases <adult>
8. In Australia

1. True Confessions <language>
2. Limericks <adult>
3. Assorted Stuff
4. Limerick
5. Pull it out!!!
6. Its A Wacky World! #86

1. Lawyers!!!
2. >HUMOUR> unLOVEd and rejected
3. Interview Skill-set <clean> - Part 1/2

1. Computers/Movies
2. ETHNIC <adult, off.>
3. Fun with Bill and al
4. How to talk like a Texan
5. ATMs - <offensive to women>
6. Good Ol FHA
7. BAAAAaaWHOA! ( aDULLt)
8. Interview Skill-set <clean> - Part 2/2

1. SWIM BABY SWIN ( aDULLt)
2. Middle Age
3. Randomly, T.O.P. <adult>
4. He is sure some Salesman!
5. A Cubicle by any other name... {adult}
6. Top5 - 5/9/00 - New State Mottos (Part I)
7. Whos Smarter?

1. Dogs, dogs, and more dogs!!!
2. RaPUNzel
3. Did You Know? :) <clean>

1. A qualified apology<Clean>
2. Ode To Caffeine
3. Another One Bites The Dust!!!!
4. Three Great Religious Truths
5. Short Tails (Puns)
6. Old songs
7. Strange History & Nonsense <Dumb>
8. Anti-Windows humor
9. COWabunga, Dudes! Bovines loose in the Big Apple
10. Population <clean-ish>

1. Beware the Groaner
2. A few thoughts for the day....
3. Teen Angel
4. Napster vs. Metallica
5. May 15th, such a strange day...
6. Justice

1. Good news and bad news
2. Innoffensive
3. LONG LINE. no wa i tin g ...
4. [Fwd: "Puns of the Weak" 5-12-00]
5. Erotica [Adult]

1. TOM SWIFT-LY THROUGH THE OLD TESTAMENT
2. Happy Mothers Day
3. Games for the Aging
4. How You Grow Up To Be A Geeky Nerd <clean>

1. Q & A <adult (F word), off.>
2. Top5 - 5/15/00 - Signs Your Computer Has a Virus
3. Do unnatural acts cause natural disasters?
4. Train Seats
5. The Belief Systems <clean>

1. Snooze Control
2. Birth Control
3. "Doc, It Hurts When I Do This..." <adult, off. to T.O.P.>
4. Studs Terkel turns 88
5. Give teachers a break <American politics>
6. April 2000 Traffic Report
7. 3 Groaners
8. Quote For The Day <clean>

1. Phone Reservations
2. RECIPE
3. <tasteless--literally and figuratively>
4. A Strike Where the Irony is Hot
5. Faith Healing - offensive to Christians, Handicap
6. The Texan
7. funeral notice for an icon
8. Lightbulb Joke
9. Surd-Times: All in the family <adult>

1. Facts that you didnt know you didnt know!!!
2. Wife For Sale?
3. Contract <adult>
4. The Valuable Dog
5. Burial instructions <adult>
6. An Improved Version of an Old One [Adultish]
7. New baby <adultish>
8. "Twins" "Stock" and "The Priest" (Puns)
9. An Accident <clean>

1. Sexual Frequency <clean>
2. Silicon Valley Slang
3. Religious Humor
4. All About Choices
5. "The Politician" "The Sailboat" and "Surgery" (Puns)
6. NUTHER lit tle JOHNTHAN one >aDULLt< !!!
7. telemarketing ideas

1. OLGA. OR .never talk with ur mouth full +aDULLt *
2. I Love My Job
3. Things You Should Know About Cats
4. Puns of the Weak: 5-19-00
5. Lawyer Jokes

1. Billboards
2. Get The Picture?
3. Virus on a Theme
4. In Sweden [Adult]

1. Customs Inspection
2. Going Shopping?
3. Cowboys last wish <off. to native americans, adult theme>
4. Maybe a repeat but, I wish I were a pig!
5. Snow Emergency
6. If its SLOW..gogo..GO (off to poultry) <aDULLt>

1. LIL J...& the Mystery Bottle ...pass one?
2. St Pauls Chain Letter To The Corinthians
3. Crappy Car
4. The Garden Of Eden
5. The Old Perfessers Fambly <adult, off. to T.O.P.s fambly>
6. Movie Theater humor (not offensive)
7. Baby Bottle Nipple Business
8. BEWARD OF MILK! <humor>
9. Old age

1. The Irish Child <off. to Irishmen>
2. At A Birthday Party <Pun>
3. Psychological Profile of the Day
4. INVESTMENT
5. I Love You/2 <geek factor>
6. not offensive
7. American Humor (circa 1947)
8. Hooked on Ebonics (Long) <Offensive to persons of color>
9. Talking with the Animals [Adultish]

1. A Big Commitment...
2. Frank Sinatra
3. CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE ALCOHOLIC
4. Light Bulbs & PMS
5. More Short Tails (Puns)
6. The naked city
7. Music to your ears

1. Golfing Mishap
2. The Catholic Dictionary
3. Dogs and Cats

1. Puns of the Weak: 5-26-00
2. College Humor
3. Teens
4. Learn More Better English

1. Cat Miracle Diet
2. Backing Up
3. Smiles
4. Predictions
5. The Scientific Method (Not a Pun)

1. Another Bar Room Scene (the "f word)
2. 3 Contractors
3. Playing Cowboy [Adult]
4. At the Olympic Village... <clean>
5. THE STAGES of "love"

1. was abFUC*TED...///aDULLt///
2. agrams
3. d You ever Notice.....
4. e Wild Kid Calms Down
5. e Old Perfesser - MILITARY INTELLIGENCE!!! Hee Hee Hee!!!!
6. e Great Debate

1. The Army Of The Lord
2. Honouring Mothers/Women
3. At The Vets... <adult>
4. Shes Available [Adultish]
5. The Vet (Pun)
6. New Cadillac <adultish>
7. Why It Pays to Keep Your Mouth Shut <adult>
8. Book Titles
9. The escaped Convict