The Humor List Postings for June 2000

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of June Topics of the day:
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1. Cosmetic Surgery???
2. PC Terms "Unplugged"
3. Cooks Dictionary
4. The novice journalist
5. The drummer
6. Science Headlines
7. Two engines
8. Adjustments <clean>

1. Movie Ratings Explained
2. Buying A Bathing Suit
3. A Psychological Christmas
4. Cest la vin -- Dont blame me, Im drunk.
5. Chainsaw Marching Bands <humor>
6. "Puns of the Weak" 6-2-00

1. How smart do you really think you are?
2. Wrong Approach
3. Weird Business News #26 (1st of 3)
4. prostitute and politician

1. Stubby Tails (Puns)
2. Zoo Visit
3. Weird Business News #26 (2nd of 3)
4. Jerry Falwells New Crusade
5. A Case at The Doctors <clean>
6. Sea Monsters (Pun)

1. At The Airport
2. <No subject given>
3. Weird Business News #26 (3rd of 3)
4. Limericks <adult!!>
5. The Big Decision <clean>

1. RESERVATIONS OF AN AIRLINE AGENT
2. Quotes
3. Summer In S. Jawjuh <adult, off to T.O.P.>
4. Humor: Drunk joke
5. Weird Business News #27
6. Chemistry Set <cleanish>

1. Pediatrics
2. Assorted Smiles
3. Dear Dr. Laura... <off. to fundys>
4. a letter to camp [may be horrific to parents]
5. Snip Snip.... just like nails on a blackboard..yep i b alive(OFF to great humor buffs)
6. Games for Hospital Waiting Rooms
7. Elderly couple at McDonalds
8. Murphys Laws: Love <clean>
9. Groaners

1. Of Historical Interest
2. Men & Women Compared...
3. Pots and Pansies <adult, off.>
4. An Ostensive "Swen and Ole" Story {adult}
5. Worlds Shortest Books
6. The Right Stop <clean>
7. Salamanders (Pun)

1. Professional Quiz
2. You Know Youre.....
3. A new take on the Gonzalez Case
4. Movies & Pilots

1. "Puns of the Weak" 6-9-00
2. Bad Timing
3. Housework

1. Bar Room Translations
2. Useful Phrases
3. Grass
4. Real Programmers...
5. Urgently Required! <cleanish>

1. After The Complaints
2. Cybertalk Unplugged
3. How to prepare for married life <clean>
4. Hes who?
5. WISDOM
6. Offensive to blondes. (But its clean!)
7. How to be a good Democrat
8. HUMOR Digest - 11 Jun 2000 to 12 Jun 2000 (#2000-164)
9. Real Programmers
10. Surd-Times: Police Story <clean>

1. DAMN THE CHICKENS....FULL STEAM AHEAD !! +aDULLT+
2. The Middle Finger
3. How to prepare for married life in the year 2000 <clean>
4. The Amazing Perfesser!!! <adult>
5. Olympic News {adult!}
6. A Good And Pious Man
7. The court case:
8. How to prepare for married life in the year 2000
9. Transylvania <clean>
10. First Colony on Mars (Pun)

1. Drink up (aDULLt)
2. A Few Smiles (adult)
3. Computer Things to Think About
4. MARRIAGE DEFINITIONS

1. Divorce
2. Wo, Man!
3. ETHNIC <adult, off.>
4. Top5 - 6/15/00 - Arguments in Microsofts Appeal
5. IT MATTERS HOW YOU SAY IT........
6. Numbers of the Beast

1. Clintons Visit To India - A Post-Mortem <cleanish>
2. Famous Last Words
3. Fathers Day Trivia
4. Gooder Grammar
5. Honk if you love Jesus

1. "Puns of the Weak" 6-16-00
2. The Man Who Would Be King <pun>
3. Eleven Rules Of Life

1. They are plotting against us!
2. Changes
3. Three Old Men
4. Tongue Twister

1. Have A Heart, Folks! <clean>
2. Stuff You Didnt Need To Know
3. Assorted Smiles
4. Well, THAT was a Fathers Day to Remember!!
5. 39 Warning Signs Of Insanity
6. Cross-cultural Misunderstandings (adult)
7. New Rabbi
8. 25 Ways To Get Into The Fortune Mag! :) <clean>

1. Believe It Or Not
2. Hallmark Cards
3. Perfesserin <adult>
4. BEING IN PRISON ~VS~ BEING A HOUSEWIFE
5. Humor Now and Then: A Stamp Joke
6. Traffic Report for May 2000
7. New Hire <adult>
8. Saucy Ad Campaign <cleanish>

1. Great System!
2. Assorted Smiles (adult)
3. Dont Muff Up Your Education!! <adult>
4. Ruminations and Ponderings
5. 2 Original Groaners
6. SLANT EYE EVE { AdullT ..off to fill in the blank huhs }
7. Just Earl
8. Out In The Middle <clean>

1. The Best Is Yet To Come?
2. Top Ten Signs.............
3. labor (Potentially offensive to mid-westerners of Swedish descent, ladiess underware mentioned)
4. Rednecks <adult, off.>
5. GERMAN MOTORING PHRASES
6. Blow Job <adult>
7. The Twins (Pun)

1. Quotes From The Political Sector
2. New University Degrees
3. Q & A <adult, off., blasphemy, Im going to hell>
4. Language modifications
5. DOUBLE TROUBLE kID {} aDULLt {}

1. "Puns of the Weak" : 6-23-00
2. Air Conditioning <pun>
3. Got Milk??? (adult)

1. Praying
2. A Successful Marriage <adult>

1. Stubby Tails (Puns)
2. Olympic Games Questions
3. Jewish poker . . . Jewish guilt
4. The Ghosts & President Clinton
5. Daffynitions
6. Massachusetts Quarter recalled!! <HUMOR>
7. Military Tact
8. Melvin Durai on Soccer <clean>

1. Birthday Present
2. Going fishing <adult themes>
3. News Flash!!! Cunning Linguist Offers Aid
4. Another Amish Tale.... :->
5. Proof of stupidity
6. A True Bubba

1. Buying Paint From An Airline <clean>
2. DonT FLUSH ..the cat is hungry too!! ( off to preggies & sugar daddys & meow taste buds
3. A Few Smiles
4. Big Dog, Little Dog
5. FRIENDSHIP <adult>
6. Terrible Addiction
7. A New Dictionary Entry
8. a dukes mixture <adult>
9. Married, He-85, She-25

1. True Lies: The Never Ending Story <adult>
2. Money humor
3. The Birds and the Puppies
4. Men vs. Women
5. Vocabulary <adult>
6. Or what?
7. Original Groaners
8. The Consumer Reports <clean>
9. Science Rules!

1. Adult Puns of the Month: 6-00 (Sexual Content)
2. Please Read This! (inspirational...not funny)
3. Independence
4. Things you wont see on Hallmark cards:
5. Life in the country