1. Introductory Comments
2. Traffic Report
3. Countries Information
4. Commonly Used ListServ Commands
5. Contribution of Humor
6. Month Index

   Hi, everyone!  This is Jim Moore Jr (the "other" Jim), with this
week's Traffic Report.  I took over the duties of traffic reporting
from Jim Goldman (jimphynn@MINDSPRING.COM) on November 9th. Jim, who
did such a fine job for so long is taking some time off from the task.

   Those of you who read the list regularly know I've been posting on
here for just over a year now, and I shall try to fill Jim Goldman's
shoes.  I have been sending this to the contributors' list weekly,
and once a month, the report is sent to the entire list.

   You are invited to become a contributor if you're not already.  All
you do is send LISTSERV@UGA.CC.UGA.EDU the command GET HUMOR GUIDE and
take the test at the end of it.  The rules are largely governed by
netiquette, and therefore protects the freedom of expression of our
contributors, as long as they don't become quarrelsome or unruly.

   One thing that concerns me about our HumorList is the steady decline
in readership over the past year.  I attribute it to the vast number of
humor mailings now available.  One fellow maintains a Web Page where he
lists over 200 choices.  I think our list is unique in that it is so
diversified globally, unlike most.  I have a suggestion for y'all.  If
you forward the list to others, why not ask them if they wouldn't rather
get it direct and have them sign up if they so choose.

   If you have any questions, please email me at jimjr@pipeline.com
Being new at this, I may have to obtain the answer to your question
myself, but please bear with me on that.  I'm here to prove that old
dogs can indeed learn new tricks.
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             Traffic Report for HUMOR, 30 November - 6 December

                      (Number of articles posted each day)
                   4 Weeks  3 Weeks  2 Weeks   1 Week    Last
Date   Day           Back     Back     Back     Back     Week

 30  Sunday           7        8         5        8        6
  1  Monday           9        8        13       14       11
  2  Tuesday         10       11        14       11       11
  3  Wednesday       10       14        16       15       16
  4  Thursday         8       12         9        7       16
  5  Friday           7        6        16       12       11
  6  Saturday         3        7         6        6        4

   (Average)          8        9        11       10       11

Subscriptions      8,581    8,564    8,504    8,503    8,476
Countries            104      104      104      104      103
Contributors         713      738      745      746      738

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        The HumorList is sent daily to the following countries:

Argentina, Australia, Austria, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Belarus, Belgium
Belize, Bolivia, Botswana, Brazil, Brunei Darussalam, Bulgaria, Canada
Chile, China, Colombia, Cook Islands, Costa Rica, Croatia, Cuba, Cyprus,
Czech Republic, Denmark, Ecuador, Egypt, El Salvador, Estonia, Federal
Republic of Yugoslavia, Fiji, Finland, France, Georgia, Germany, Great
Britain, Greece, Guam, Guatemala, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, India,
Indonesia, Iran, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Jamaica, Japan, Jordan,
Kazakhstan, Kenya, Korea, Kuwait, Latvia, Lebanon, Lithuania,
Luxembourg, Macedonia, Malaysia, Malta, Mauritius, Mexico, Moldova,
Morocco, Mozambique, Namibia, Netherlands, New Zealand, Northern Ireland,
Norway, Pakistan, Peru, Philippines, Poland, Portugal, Qatar, Quebec,
Romania, Russia, Saudi Arabia, Scotland, Singapore, Slovakia, South Africa,
Soviet Union, Spain, Sri Lanka, Suriname, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan,
Thailand, Trinidad and Tobago, Turkey, Uganda, Ukraine, United Arab
Emirates, Uruguay, USA, Venezuela, Zambia, Zimbabwe

                             Total countries: 103
                 Email me if your country is not listed here.
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                        A few of the more widely used commands:

Send an e-mail to:  listserv@uga.cc.uga.edu
leave the subject area blank;
in the BODY of the letter, type:

sub humor yourfirstname yourlastname            to subscribe

QUERY HUMOR                                     to check your settings

SIGNOFF HUMOR                                   to leave the list
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And now for a contribution of humor:

  I think I may be onto what's with all Santa's "Ho...Ho...Ho" stuff.  See,
  y'all know about the lists he has showing who's naughty and who's nice.
  But, did y'all know he has a third list ?  Yep !  He knows which girls
  are good at being naughty.

                Jim Moore Jr;  HumorList Traffic Reporter
                           jimjr@pipeline.com
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