1. Introductory Comments
2. Traffic Report
3. Countries Information
4. Commonly Used ListServ Commands
5. HumorList Information
6. Contribution of Humor
7. Month Index

Good Morning y'all, here I am with this week's Traffic Report.
This is the Weekly Traffic report that is sent to all of the
HumorList subscribers once a month.

I've changed the first column in the report so y'all may see
where we stood at this time a year ago.

Please note my new e-mail address for any questions y'all may
have:  jimjr@qis.net      ("QIS.NET")

                                                JimJr
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             Traffic Report for HUMOR, 18 January - 24 January

                      (Number of articles posted each day)
                     Last   3 Weeks  2 Weeks   1 Week    Past
Date   Day           Year     Back     Back     Back     Week

 18  Sunday           12        6       10        7       11
 19  Monday           21       10       12       12       13
 20  Tuesday          19       11        8       14       13
 21  Wednesday        21        8       15       14       19
 22  Thursday         27        6       18       11       18
 23  Friday           21        8       11       12       11
 24  Saturday          8        8        8        7       11

   (Average)          18        6        8       12       14

Subscriptions      9,365    8,273    8,208    8,165    8,069
Countries             89      102      102      102      102
Contributors         838      686      681      682      681

These are based on addresses registered to our listserver. It does
not include addresses which receive HUMOR via local bulletin boards,
area distribution lists, etc.  These numbers include both concealed
and non-concealed subscribers.

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        The HumorList is sent daily to the following countries:

Argentina, Australia, Austria, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Belarus, Belgium,
Belize,  Bolivia,  Botswana,  Brazil,  Brunei Darussalam,  Bulgaria,
Canada, Chile, China, Colombia, Cook Islands, Costa Rica, Croatia,
Cuba, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Dominican Republic, Ecuador,
Egypt, El Salvador, England, Estonia, Federal Republic of Yugoslavia,
Fiji, Finland, France, Georgia, Germany, Greece, Guam, Guatemala,
Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, India, Indonesia, Iran, Ireland, Israel,
Italy,  Jamaica,  Japan,  Jordan,  Kazakhstan,  Kenya,  Korea, Kuwait,
Latvia, Lebanon, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Macedonia, Malaysia, Malta,
Mauritius, Mexico, Moldova, Morocco, Mozambique, Namibia, Netherlands,
New Zealand, Northern Ireland, Norway, Pakistan, Peru, Philippines,
Poland, Portugal, Qatar, Romania, Russia, Saudi Arabia, Scotland,
Singapore, Slovakia, South Africa, Soviet Union, Spain, Sri Lanka,
Suriname, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, Thailand, Trinidad and Tobago,
Turkey, Uganda, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, Uruguay, USA, Venezuela,
Wales, Zambia, Zimbabwe

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HUMOR GOALS

A daily average of 10-20 examples of humor
A diversity of humor: sources, forms, subjects
Freedom of expression for contributors
Protection of sensitivities for readers (heading warning requirement)


HUMOR CONTRIBUTOR RULES (brief version)

Subject line should disclose the subject of the humor
Subject line should include warning if potentially offensive

One contribution per day

Only substantial examples of verbal humor should be posted
Discussion, requests, and criticisms are not to be posted
No personal attacks, apologies, reactions or retractions

Articles should normally be shorter than 25 lines (99 lines max)
Conserve bandwidth: Avoid blank lines; No ASCII art or sig file

A contributor who violates the rules may be suspended

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Send an e-mail to:  listserv@uga.cc.uga.edu
leave the subject area blank;
in the BODY of the letter, type:

   SUB HUMOR yourfirstname yourlastname      subscribe
   GET HUMOR GUIDE                           become a contributor
   QUERY HUMOR                               check your settings
   SIGNOFF HUMOR                             leave the list
   SIGNOFF HUMOR-P                           leave contributor's list
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If you have any questions, please email me at jimjr@qis.net
And please notice the new e-mail address ("QIS.NET")

And now for a contribution of humor:  (as if that wasn't funny enuff)

   Since this most recent sex scandal broke on President Clinton, most
democrats are scrambling to defend him.  One of the more popular ones
around seems to be: "Kennedy did the same thing".
   Well... maybe, but not only did Kennedy have class and discretion,
he had much better taste in women.


                Jim Moore Jr;  HumorList Traffic Reporter
                           jimjr@qis.net
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