Traffic Report for February 1998
- Introductory Comments
- Traffic Report
- Countries Information
- Commonly Used ListServ Commands
- HumorList Information
- Contribution of Humor
- Month Index
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Good Morning y'all, here I am with this week's Traffic Report.
This is the Weekly Traffic report that is sent to all of the
HumorList subscribers once a month.
This is not a plug for one of my humor sites (honest) but if
any of you ever need a monthly report for any purpose, you'll
find them at: http://www.geocities.com/BourbonStreet/6293
Currently, I have the Dec 97, the 1997 Annual, & the Jan 1998
reports posted there. This one will be posted shortly.
Please note my e-mail address for any questions y'all may
have: jimjr@qis.net ("QIS.NET")
JimJr
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Traffic Report for HUMOR, 15 February - 21 February
(Number of articles posted each day)
Last 3 Weeks 2 Weeks 1 Week Past
Date Day Year Back Back Back Week
15 Sunday 18 11 12 11 12
16 Monday 22 17 9 17 15
17 Tuesday 20 14 14 14 11
18 Wednesday 19 11 17 14 15
19 Thursday 14 11 14 15 17
20 Friday 10 10 15 15 15
21 Saturday 13 5 17 6 6
(Average) 17 11 14 13 13
Subscriptions 9,714 8,098 8,189 8,160 8,171
Countries 92 103 104 105 105
Contributors 810 704 678 683 729
These are based on addresses registered to our listserver. It does
not include addresses which receive HUMOR via local bulletin boards,
area distribution lists, etc. These numbers include both concealed
and non-concealed subscribers.
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The HumorList is sent daily to the following countries:
Argentina, Australia, Austria, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Belarus, Belgium,
Belize, Bermuda, Bolivia, Botswana, Brazil, Brunei, Bulgaria, Canada,
Chile, China, Colombia, Cook Islands, Costa Rica, Croatia, Cuba,
Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Dominican Republic, Ecuador, Egypt,
El Salvador, England, Estonia, Federal Republic of Yugoslavia, Fiji,
Finland, France, Georgia, Germany, Greece, Guam, Guatemala, Hong Kong,
Hungary, Iceland, India, Indonesia, Iran, Ireland, Israel, Italy,
Jamaica, Japan, Jordan, Kazakhstan, Kenya, Korea, Kuwait, Latvia,
Lebanon, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Macedonia, Malaysia, Malta,
Mauritius, Mexico, Moldova, Morocco, Mozambique, Namibia, Netherlands,
New Zealand, Northern Ireland, Norway, Pakistan, Peru, Philippines,
Poland, Portugal, Qatar, Romania, Russia, Saudi Arabia, Scotland,
Singapore, Slovakia, Slovenia, South Africa, Spain, Sri Lanka,
Suriname, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, Thailand, Trinidad and Tobago,
Turkey, Uganda, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, Uruguay, USA, Venezuela,
Wales, Zambia, Zimbabwe
Total countries: 105
Email me if your country is not listed here.
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HUMOR GOALS
A daily average of 10-20 examples of humor
A diversity of humor: sources, forms, subjects
Freedom of expression for contributors
Protection of sensitivities for readers (heading warning requirement)
HUMOR CONTRIBUTOR RULES (brief version)
Subject line should disclose the subject of the humor
Subject line should include warning if potentially offensive
One contribution per day
Only substantial examples of verbal humor should be posted
Discussion, requests, and criticisms are not to be posted
No personal attacks, apologies, reactions or retractions
Articles should normally be shorter than 25 lines (99 lines max)
Conserve bandwidth: Avoid blank lines; No ASCII art or sig file
A contributor who violates the rules may be suspended
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Send an e-mail to: listserv@uga.cc.uga.edu
leave the subject area blank;
in the BODY of the letter, type:
SUB HUMOR yourfirstname yourlastname subscribe
GET HUMOR GUIDE become a contributor
QUERY HUMOR check your settings
SIGNOFF HUMOR leave the list
SIGNOFF HUMOR-P leave contributor's list
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If you have any questions, please email me at jimjr@qis.net ("QIS.NET")
And now for a contribution of humor:
The TV Evangelist was notorious for his swigging down the bubbly.
One night, after a record-setting revival meeting and subsequent
celebration, he stumbles to his car in the parking lot.
An aide stopped him and said, "Reverend, you really oughtn't drive
in that condition."
The preacher tried to focus and appear sober, then replied, "Never
fear -- the Lord is with me."
The aide said, "Reverend, as drunk as you are, maybe He ought to
ride with me tonight."
Jim Moore Jr; HumorList Traffic Reporter
jimjr@qis.net
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