Traffic Report for April 1999
- Introductory Comments
- Traffic Report
- Countries Information
- HumorList Information
- Commonly Used ListServ Commands
- Humor List Archives
- Contribution of Humor
- Month Index
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Good Morning y'all, here is this week's Traffic Report. This is the
Weekly Traffic Report normally sent to all of the Humor List
subscribers once each month.
This is the final Traffic Report for me to the UGA HumorList. Due
to a number of projects, I found I no longer had the time to commit
to the List and do what I felt was a proper job. I submitted my
resignation to Jay Harman, the ListOwner, on the 18th and made it
effective April 30.
Jay chose to make it effective immediately with a message in the
April 20 - April 21st Digest. In that message he said it was
decided to eliminate the Traffic Reports; thus, this one was not
posted to the List, but I am posting it here for Archival Purposes.
The UGA Humor Archives site will remain on line, the 1999 files
will end with April 30th however. I will continue to work on and
post the rest of the older archives (1993 - June thru Dec 1996),
but posting may not resume until this Fall.
Text Files:
www2.crosswinds.net/~jimjr
Zip Files:
www.geocities.com/BourbonStreet/6293
The complete 1996 Digests for Jan-May are there now. All of the
1997 and 1998 Digests have been there for some time. The 1999
Digests will conclude with April 30th.
It's been great knowing y'all and am happy to report that since
March, the membership is now increasing.
Keep Smilin'
JimJr
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Traffic Report for HUMOR, 18 April 1999 - 22 April 1999
(Number of articles posted each day)
1999 Apr Apr Apr Apr Last This
Date Day 1995 1996 1997 1998 Month Week
18 Sunday 13 7 6 11 9 7
19 Monday 17 15 12 7 12 14
20 Tuesday 15 23 13 7 9 17
21 Wednesday 16 22 15 14 11 11
22 Thursday 19 21 12 13 8 12
23 Friday 12 14 11 15 8 12
24 Saturday 9 15 7 5 7 7
(Average) 14 17 11 10 9 11
Subscriptions 6,436 8,999 10,478 8,448 7,846 7,888
Countries 55 77 100 106 116 116
Contributors 488 791 843 661 581 584
These are based on addresses registered to our listserver. It does
not include addresses which receive HUMOR by other than direct
mailings. The numbers include concealed/non-concealed subscribers.
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The HumorList is sent daily to the following countries:
Argentina, Australia, Austria, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Belarus,
Belgium, Belize, Bermuda, Bhutan, Bolivia, Botswana, Brazil,
Brunei, Bulgaria, Canada, Chile, China, Colombia, Cook Islands,
Costa Rica, Croatia, Cuba, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark,
Dominican Republic, Ecuador, Egypt, El Salvador, England, Estonia,
Federal Republic of Yugoslavia, Fiji, Finland, France, Georgia,
Germany, Greece, Guam, Guatemala, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland,
India, Indonesia, Iran, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Jamaica, Japan,
Jordan, Kazakhstan, Kenya, Korea, Kuwait, Latvia, Lebanon,
Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Macau, Macedonia, Malaysia,
Malta, Mauritius, Mexico, Moldova, Morocco, Mozambique, Namibia,
Nepal, Netherlands, New Zealand, Nigeria, Northern Ireland, Norway,
Oman, Pakistan, Panama, Paraguay, Peru, Philippines, Poland,
Portugal, Qatar, Romania, Russia, Saudi Arabia, Scotland,
Singapore, Slovakia, Slovenia, South Africa, Spain, Sri Lanka,
Suriname, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, Thailand, Tanzania,
Trinidad and Tobago, Tunisia, Turkey, Uganda, Ukraine, United Arab
Emirates, Uruguay, USA, Venezuela, Vietnam, Wales, Zambia, Zimbabwe
Total countries: 116
Email Jay Harman (jay_harman@hotmail.com)
if your country is not listed above
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HUMOR GOALS
A daily average of 10-20 examples of humor
A diversity of humor: sources, forms, subjects
Freedom of expression for contributors
Protection of sensitivities for readers:
(heading warning requirement)
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To Subscribe to the Humor List:
Send an e-mail to: listserv@listserv.uga.edu
leave the subject area blank; in the BODY of the letter,
type: SUB HUMOR yourfirstname yourlastname
Widely used commands:
Send an e-mail to: listserv@listserv.uga.edu
leave the subject area blank; in the BODY of the letter, type:
GET HUMOR GUIDE become a contributor
QUERY HUMOR check your settings
SIGNOFF HUMOR leave the main list (unsubscribe)
SIGNOFF HUMOR-P leave the contributor's list
SET HUMOR NOMAIL stop all mail for a temporary period
SET HUMOR MAIL receive humor as it is posted
SET HUMOR DIGEST daily collections of humor (default)
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To verify current addresses, the server randomly selects
subscribers and sends an e-mail to verify the addresses.
Subscribers need take no action when such a message is received.
Errors returned from your Server may cause your name to be dropped
from the list or set to "no mail". If you have stopped receiving
mail from the ListServer, verify your settings with "query humor"
(see above) or re-subscribe. You won't receive duplicate mailings
to the same address; if you are subscribed, it will be verified.
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Archived Files:
Complete sets of UGA Humor Digests for Jan-May 1996 & 1997-1999,
with the "Subject" indexed for easy searching are found at:
[text format] http://www2.crosswinds.net/~jimjr
[zip format] http://www.geocities.com/BourbonStreet/6293
Also on the CrossWinds page, a section is maintained to list any
member's Home Page. The categories are "humor" and "Misc".
Please e-mail jimjr@qis.net with your request to be listed.
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And now for a contribution of humor:
I had the worst dream the other night. I had died and found
myself alone in a room with a pure white glowing light. A spirit
enters, hands me a ream of papers, and said, "JimJr, we've checked-
out your life. Here are the best 10,000 jokes ever written."
I smiled, thanked him and said, "Boy ! I really did make it to
Heaven after all."
He grinned one of the most evil smiles I'd ever seen & replied,
"Think so ??? Try to find an audience."
Jim Moore Jr; HumorList Traffic Reporter (Retired)
jimjr@qis.net
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